Chapter 31: Ignoring
Poseidon: So, Percy. How was your day at school?
Zeus: How about you, Jason?
Athena: And you, Annabeth.
10 seconds later...
Athena: Hmmm. No response. Oh well.
Poseidon: Oh well?! My Percy's ignoring me! He's dead! *sobs*
Zeus: Whaaaaaaat
Athena: Ummm. Separation anxiety, much?
Poseidon: Well then. He still isn't answering! :'( He hates me!
Zeus: Where's my Jason? I will search all of the earth for him! I will even blow up Mt. Olympus!
Athena: BLOW UP MT. OLYMPUS?!
Poseidon: Let's do it together, brother!
Zeus: No way. Where's my lightning junior???
Poseidon: My sea salt cracker!
Athena: You guys have got serious issues.
Poseidon: Where are they?!
BOOOOOM!
Athena: What was that?
Zeus: Zeus, Cabin 1. He apparently isn't there.
Athena: That's a good thing because he'd be ash right now!
Zeus: *thinks about it* That isn't correct, Athena.
Athena: *face palm* It is nearly impossible I was born from your head.
Zeus: Uggh. Don't get me started on that. That awful splitting headache!
Poseidon: Good term, brother. It describes it well. Hephaestus really did get an axe to cut open your skull. Good times. Good times.
Zeus: Anyways, where are our children?
Poseidon: If only I knew. *sobs again*
Poseidon posts a picture of him in tears. Caption says, This is what you've done to me, Percy.
Athena and 3 others liked this photo.
Zeus: I'm going to search somewhere else.
Athena: Don't do it!
BOOM
Athena: Now what have you done?
Zeus: Blew up the cafeteria.
Annabeth: You what?!!!!!!???
Athena: There's my girl.
Zeus: I told you it would work!
Annabeth: I worked so hard getting that architectural design, Zeus!
Percy: Hey guys.
Poseidon: PERCY!!! Where were you?
Percy: Sword fighting. Ummm.
Poseidon: I was so worried!
Percy: This is awkward.
Jason: Oh yeah, dude. I'm glad I'm not you.
Zeus: JASON!!!!
Jason: Centaur poop.
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