Chapter 29: Disney Hercules
Hera: Ok. Why did Disney make Hercules my son? How revolting! In Greek, it's Heracles. My name sake, of course.
Hephaestus: You seem to hate a lot of people
Hera: Like you
Hephaestus: *sarcastic tone* Nooooo. You just threw me off Mt. Olympus for fun. I get it, Hera. So, shut up.
Hera: Well then.
Zeus: I have sooo many reasons why Hercules the movie was wrong. I totally did not appoint Hades to rule the Underworld. He just happened to get the worst one out of the three.
Hades: Excuse me?
Zeus: Yeah. I said it.
Chiron: What's worse is that they thought 'Phil' the satyr trained Achilles. I trained him. Disney is very wrong.
Walt Disney: I'm wrong?
Hera: Um. You're kind of dead.
Hades: Hmmpf. I already knew that. Ha on you guys!
Walt Disney: Except for the fact I wasn't alive when they made Hercules. How I am here is that I am using Underworld wifi right now on this magic device.
Hades: BOOM! I'm cool! Underworld wifi! I bet you guys don't have it yet!
Hephaestus: I've had it even before Archimedes. And your question Walt is that it's an ipad. Catch up.
Hera: Save it, Hades. Don't get all worked up for something that isn't true.
Hades: Yes, ma'am.
Hera: Hmpf. That's better.
Zeus: I could make the movie accurate. Eh. Too much work.
Hades: Ooh! You know what's really awkward and disturbing?
Zeus: Your face?
Hades: No, Dumbo. In the movie.
Walt Disney: I made Dumbo
Hera: *sigh* What's disturbing?
Hades: Ok. So I have blue hair in the movie, right? The macho cool look. Then, when I get angry, my hair turns yellow and red! How weird!
Hera: And...
Hephaestus: Simple science, blue fire is hotter than orange. If he were to have blue hair and his hair turned to orange flames, he wouldn't be angry, he would be cooling off.
Athena: I'm likin' smart Hephaestus!
Annabeth: *face palm*
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