Chapter 2: Facebook and Snapchat Part 2
Piper: Hey Jason <3
Jason: Hey Pipes!
Aphrodite: Hey young lovers. Thought I could drop in
Piper: Mother?!
Aphrodite: Yes, child. Don't you love twisting and turning someone's love life?
Piper: No. I don't.
Jason: Sometimes love is stupid and dumb
Aphrodite: You will regret that, Jason Grace in three...two...
Piper: Mother no!
Aphrodite: Too late
Jason: Where are you? Oh, there you are! *Jason picks up a white rabbit and kisses it*
Piper: Jason?
Jason: Fluffy is my only love!
Piper: Mother! Change him back!
Aphrodite: Not until he takes a picture of himself
Jason posts a picture of him and Fluffy
Aphrodite and 16 others liked this photo
Aphrodite: He should be normal soon
Thalia: Is that Mr. Fluffymuffin?
Piper: Mr. Fluffymuffin?
Thalia: I mean-er-my dog's toy
Aphrodite: Jason should be back to normal now
Jason: Thalia? I read the posts. We don't have a dog
Thalia: Grr!
~Thalia has logged off~
Aphrodite: That was fun! :)
Jason: Not for me.
Piper: Please go, mom
Jason: Yes, Lady Venus. I think there are more love lives to play with
Aphrodite: Oh fine!
~Aphrodite has logged off~
Jason: Venus is crazy
Piper: I am so blocking my mom.
~Piper and Jason have logged off~
Zeus: We have an important matter to discuss
Poseidon: What is it?
Hades: Yeah, you're boring me to death. Ha! To death! I crack myself up sometimes!
Zeus: Not funny. This matter includes Dionysus
Dionysus: You called?
Zeus: Yes. Your speciality!
Dionysus: Ok. What is it?
Zeus: We should have a dance party!
Poseidon: That would be quite nice
Hades: Is it really a dance party?
Zeus: Kind of. It's tonight. Be there
Hades posts a picture of him with a party hat on. Persephone is beside him smiling and Demeter is in the back eating cereal
Poseidon, Zeus, and 14 others liked this photo
~Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, and Dionysus have logged off~
Zeus: Alright, everyone! Log on Facebook
Apollo: I'm on
Athena: Facebook is for brain-dead people
Zeus: I'm not brain-dead! Especially since you were born from my brain. That means I have a brain and it is certainly not dead
Artemis: I wish I was not here. My Hunters should not be alone
Apollo: Awe. Soften up, Artemis *Artemis glares at Apollo*
Apollo: Just saying
Hestia: The hearth is warmer today
Nemesis: Ok...What are we going to do?
Hera: We could talk about marriage
Hermes: Or delivery express mail
Apollo: No and no, Hermes and Hera
Aphrodite: *sigh* or about love
Hephaestus: Well, I'm bored
Athena: Another party gone bad
Dionysus: Not really. Wine anyone?
Ares: No thanks, Dionysus. I'm off. There's a war going on
Hades: Yeah. This was a bad party
Poseidon: No once even danced! Anyone care to join me?
Dionysus: Um...Sure?
Hades: I'll join!
Demeter: Cereal. That's all we need
Ares: Disgusting. I'm off! *Ares poofs and red smoke is all that's left*
*All the gods and goddesses get on the dance floor and boogie*
Hermes: After eons, I'm still a good dancer!
Aphrodite: Me too!
*The gods and goddesses have a good time*
Hera: That actually was fun!
~Athena, Hera, Aphrodite, Nemesis, Hermes, Dionysus, Demeter, Hephaestus, Hestia, Apollo, and Artemis have logged off~
Zeus: That was fun!
Hades: That fun when I got to light the candles with my powers even though you wanted to do it
Zeus: You stole my thundah!
Hades: Mother Rhea did think I was the most handsome!
Zeus: No! I was! *Zeus summons a lightening bolt on Hades*
Hades: I'm immortal, dummy!
Poseidon: Whoa! Why are you guys fighting?
Hades: Who do you think was handsome!
Poseidon: It was me!
Zeus: Oh no you didn't!
Chiron: Hello
Poseidon: Hey Chiron! Just having a friendly argument
Chiron: I don't think zombies and storms in the city call it friendly. You gods are arguing about something silly like being handsome?
Hades: Exactly. It's very important. Who was it?
Chiron: As I recall, it was Zeus, but that is just a matter of one opinion.
Poseidon: A powerful opinion >_<
Zeus: Score!
Chiron: Now don't give your hopes up, Poseidon. I've heard from quite a few mermaids that they think you are the most handsome.
Hades: Yeah, mermaids. Zombies don't have any feelings. They just fear me because I'm very powerful. I think that's a better accomplishment than looks!
Hades uploads a photo from Snapchat: The picture is a group of zombies bowing down to Hades. The caption says: Luv being me
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Zeus: Disgusting
Chiron: Rachel Dare is calling for me. Bye
Poseidon: The sea awaits me. Bye
~Chiron, Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades have logged off~
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