Chapter 5: Gods and Goddesses + Demigods = Dangerous
Dionysus: Facebook is boring to me now
Zeus: Totally not with me!
Hera: Totally?
Zeus: Totally the 21st century! Gotta get into style!
Hera: *face palm*
Percy: Is my dad on???
Poseidon: Hey Percy
Percy: You know how I have that ability to where I don't get wet in the water?
Poseidon: Yeah?
Percy: Well showers are pretty hard to get! :(
Poseidon: *chuckle* Yep
Athena: and yet Percy Jackson is stupid enough to log on again
Poseidon: Excuse me? My children are not stupid!
Percy: Let's not get all crazy now
Athena: Annabeth should have been wise on picking a boyfriend
Percy: Hey! This has gone too far!
Poseidon: Calm down, Percy
Percy: This isn't over
~Percy has logged off~
Hera: Your girl isn't always the smartest, Athena. Insulting a goddess! Hmmphf!
Athena: Annabeth can get...carried away
Poseidon: and still somehow Percy is nicknamed Seaweed Brain
Athena: It suits him perfectly
Hades: Seaweed Brain is better than Death Breath! Poor Nico
Nico: Thank you, Dad
Hades: Yes. Quite frankly, our children should be protected
Zeus: The ancient laws say that we can't directly help our children. Never the less, we have to obey the laws
Poseidon: Sadly
Nico: Oh yeah and Zeus! You killed my mother! How could you?
Zeus: Duh. 'Cause I felt like it
Nico: 'CAUSE YOU FELT LIKE IT?! WHY I OUTTA! *Nico summons skeletons to Zeus*
Hades: Now, my boy. Holding grudges in the Hades family doesn't really help us
Zeus: You know I can strike you, Death Breath #2, any second *Zeus strikes down all the skeletons*
Hades: Wait...Who's Death Breath #1?
Zeus: It's you, dummy
Hades: Well look who's talkin', Static Breath
Leo: Ooooooooo! Burn!
Poseidon: Death Breath and Static Breath...pretty catchy. Ha ha! Get it? Pretty catchy! I can catch fish!
Athena: And how is that funny
Poseidon: Well :(
Leo: That was awesome, Hades!
Zeus: Stay out of this, Smokey
Leo: Are you talking to me?
Zeus: No. I'm talking to that tree. Of course I'm talking to you!
Hephaestus: Gotta problem, Zeus?
Zeus: No. Just tell your kid to log off
Hephaestus: Leo, log off
Leo: Ok. Whatever you say
~Leo has logged off~
Zeus: *Zeus starts fiddling around with Facebook*
Tinker Bell: And you call this funny?
Zeus: Ha ha! Yes. I do
Hellhound Drool: *sarcastic tone* Hilarious
Nico: Sorry, Zeus. I can get angry
Zeus: Hmmpf! The damage has been done!
Tinker Bell: I really hope I don't get tagged in another photo that says Tinker Bell
Zeus: I would be ROFL!
Hera: Not again
~Tinker Bell has changed his username~
Hepheastus: Oh great
~Hepheastus has changed his username~
Hephaestus: That's better!
Hellhound Drool: Ha! You spelled your name wrong
Hephaestus: It's a common mistake!
Apollo: Apollo is really easy to spell. You know they named the Polo brand after me
Artemis: That would Pollo, not Polo
Apollo: Oops
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Percy Jackson (Facebook and more)
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