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Note 5/28/2018: So I wrote most of this when I was like 13 years old. It does, however, get better as the story progresses. Happy reading!
Chapter 1: Facebook and Snapchat Part 1
Percy: What are we going to do now that we got Facebook?
Annabeth: I don't know.
Poseidon: Me either
Percy: Dad?!
Poseidon: Yep. That's me. Facebook is fun! You know that Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter combined companies. You know what it's called?
Annabeth: Oh dear
Percy: Should I guess? What is it dad?
Poseidon: It's called YouTwitFace, Ha ha!
Percy: You're kind of embarrassing me!
Annabeth:I've heard that before
Poseidon: Well. :( Thanks for spoiling it
~Poseidon has logged off~
Dionysus: Well. Not that Barnacle Beard is gone, I'd thought I will join Facebook
Percy: Dionysus >:(
Thalia: I prefer Snapchat, but trying out Facebook
Percy: What's Snapchat and hi Thalia?
Thalia: Snapchat is where you can take photos and add captions
Percy: Lemme get it
Annabeth: Too bad demigods have to watch out for the bad social media cause ALL the monsters get on
Thalia: I don't have to worry about it
Percy: Got it! And Thalia, that because you're immortal
Dionysus: Bah! Thalia doesn't have to get all the fame!
Percy: Ok...Well.
Percy uploads a picture from Snapchat. The picture was when Percy was twelve slaying a monster. Caption says: Was I really that cool?
Annabeth and 2 others liked this photo
Mrs. Dodds: No. You were not cool.
Percy: Mrs. Dodds?!
Mrs. Dodds: Yes, Perseus Jackson. I'm still waiting for a certain visitor to meet me.
Percy: Number 1) I'm not dying anytime soon and 2) Like I said. I liked you better as a math teacher.
Grover: Hey Percy. *gulp* One of the Kindly Ones?
Mrs. Dodds: Yes, Grover Underwood
Percy: Bye Mrs. Dodds
Mrs. Dodds: I'll be waiting for you...
~Mrs. Dodds has logged off~
Poseidon: I'm back on. Crazy sea monsters got in my way
Percy: Uggh
Sally Jackson: I'm on!
Paul Blofis: Me too
Poseidon: Blowfish as in the ones in the sea? I've met quite a few of them
Paul Blofis: No. People get that mixed up a bunch
Sally Jackson: How are you, Percy?
Percy: Great. Just great
Percy posts a picture of him with a fake smile and a thumbs up
Paul Blofis, Poseidon, Sally Jackson, and 1 other liked this photo
Sally Jackson: My boy is so handsome!
Poseidon: Our boy
Percy: dad and stepdad. Great combos. Not
Paul Blofis: I hate to ruin this moment of pride, but I have some papers to grade. And then, Sally and I are going out to eat. Just Sally and I.
Sally Jackson: Sorry, Poseidon, but that means I have to go too
Poseidon: Bye Paul Blowfish
Paul Blofis: Blofis
Poseidon: Doesn't matter
~Poseidon, Paul Blofis, and Sally Jackson have logged off~
Percy: That could of turned out really bad
Annabeth: Yeah. Poseidon knows not to hurt mortals if not necessary
Percy: You're always right
Annabeth: Athena pride
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