So Kevin texted me last night;;
And I didn’t have his number saved to my contact, so i was left to guessing whom it was, and, I’m complete shit with guessing games, okay. So, he gave me a hint, his hint was: Your favorite penis.
but seriously
this kid is like fgjd,k,f best thing ever. We were seeing each other for a bit last year and ever since we broke it off I’ve missed him. He’s got the best body, he’s so fucking funny, he reads and his taste in music is fucking sick.
He’s also packing a glorious disco stick. Sweet jesus, every time he took off his pants, it was like Christmas.
He’s probably texting me as a friend or something, but he is single so perhaps..
Hey if he was interested I wouldn’t hesitate to say no, for all of the above reasons.
I love Kev’s manmeat, but there’s more time him than that. His dick is just a plus.
A really big plus.
now i can't stop thinking about his penis
how am i gonna get anything done today
seriously
I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER
