Percy Jackson (Facebook and more)

Chapter 1: Facebook and Snapchat Part 1

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Note 5/28/2018: So I wrote most of this when I was like 13 years old. It does, however, get better as the story progresses. Happy reading!

Chapter 1: Facebook and Snapchat Part 1

Percy: What are we going to do now that we got Facebook?

Annabeth: I don't know.

Poseidon: Me either

Percy: Dad?!

Poseidon: Yep. That's me. Facebook is fun! You know that Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter combined companies. You know what it's called?

Annabeth: Oh dear

Percy: Should I guess? What is it dad?

Poseidon: It's called YouTwitFace, Ha ha!

Percy: You're kind of embarrassing me!

Annabeth:I've heard that before

Poseidon: Well. :( Thanks for spoiling it

~Poseidon has logged off~

Dionysus: Well. Not that Barnacle Beard is gone, I'd thought I will join Facebook

Percy: Dionysus >:(

Thalia: I prefer Snapchat, but trying out Facebook

Percy: What's Snapchat and hi Thalia?

Thalia: Snapchat is where you can take photos and add captions

Percy: Lemme get it

Annabeth: Too bad demigods have to watch out for the bad social media cause ALL the monsters get on

Thalia: I don't have to worry about it

Percy: Got it! And Thalia, that because you're immortal

Dionysus: Bah! Thalia doesn't have to get all the fame!

Percy: Ok...Well.

Percy uploads a picture from Snapchat. The picture was when Percy was twelve slaying a monster. Caption says: Was I really that cool?

Annabeth and 2 others liked this photo

Mrs. Dodds: No. You were not cool.

Percy: Mrs. Dodds?!

Mrs. Dodds: Yes, Perseus Jackson. I'm still waiting for a certain visitor to meet me.

Percy: Number 1) I'm not dying anytime soon and 2) Like I said. I liked you better as a math teacher.

Grover: Hey Percy. *gulp* One of the Kindly Ones?

Mrs. Dodds: Yes, Grover Underwood

Percy: Bye Mrs. Dodds

Mrs. Dodds: I'll be waiting for you...

~Mrs. Dodds has logged off~

Poseidon: I'm back on. Crazy sea monsters got in my way

Percy: Uggh

Sally Jackson: I'm on!

Paul Blofis: Me too

Poseidon: Blowfish as in the ones in the sea? I've met quite a few of them

Paul Blofis: No. People get that mixed up a bunch

Sally Jackson: How are you, Percy?

Percy: Great. Just great

Percy posts a picture of him with a fake smile and a thumbs up

Paul Blofis, Poseidon, Sally Jackson, and 1 other liked this photo

Sally Jackson: My boy is so handsome!

Poseidon: Our boy

Percy: dad and stepdad. Great combos. Not

Paul Blofis: I hate to ruin this moment of pride, but I have some papers to grade. And then, Sally and I are going out to eat. Just Sally and I.

Sally Jackson: Sorry, Poseidon, but that means I have to go too

Poseidon: Bye Paul Blowfish

Paul Blofis: Blofis

Poseidon: Doesn't matter

~Poseidon, Paul Blofis, and Sally Jackson have logged off~

Percy: That could of turned out really bad

Annabeth: Yeah. Poseidon knows not to hurt mortals if not necessary

Percy: You're always right

Annabeth: Athena pride