Anthology

Fast Talk with Andreau and Zade

So may nagchallenge sa 'kin na gumawa ng fast talk ficlet ng AZ. Sorry, hindi ko na maalala kung sino ang nagsuggest nito huhuhu if mababasa mo 'to, thank you talaga! I really had fun watching TWBA fast talk vids and also asking questions from you guys.

This ficlet takes place after AZ's After Hours #1 (Little Black Dress) kaya may kaunting spoilers. HAHAHAHA let's go!

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AZ Fast Talk (Part 1)

To Andreau: Kung bulaklak si Zade, ano siya?
Andreau: Wala. She doesn't like flowers.
Zade: Thank you!

To Zade: Small, medium or large
Zade: Depende sa context!

To Andreau: Totoo bang "The force is strong with you"?
Andreau: *grins* Ask her.
Zade: *blushes*

To Zade: Appearance or performance?
Zade: Both!

To Andreau: Star Wars or Star Trek?
Andreau: *rolls eyes* Star Wars, of course.

To Zade: Doctor Who or True Crime series?
Zade: I hate you.

To AZ: If you could switch bodies with someone else, who would it be?
Andreau: Jimmy Fallon
Zade: the new Doctor Who companion

To AZ: Who's your first kiss?
Zade: *points at Andreau* Unfortunately, siya.
Andreau: Classified.
Zade: *pigil tawa*

To Zade: Your favorite Andreau Cortez movie?
Zade: Waiting Shed!!!

To Andreau: Describe Zade using a song title
Andreau: Never Seen Anything Quite Like You
Zade: Akala ko S2pid Luv isasagot mo eh.

To AZ: Pizza or burger?
Both: Burger!!

To Andreau: Nabasted ka na ba?
Andreau: Never.

To Zade: Are you the marrying type?
Zade: Ata? Sana. *to Andreau* What do you think?
Andreau: *shrugs*

To AZ: Suot mo pag natutulog?
Andreau: Boxers
Zade: T-shirt, shorts

To AZ: Last time you feel sexy?
Andreau: Earlier this morning?
Zade: Kani-kanina lang
Andreau: *laughs*

To Andreau: In The Mood For Love or Happy Together?
Andreau: Fuck, that's a hard question. Pass!

To AZ: Books or movies?
Andreau: Movies
Zade: Duh, books.

To AZ: First impression sa isa't isa?
Zade: Wala akong naisip that time, natulala na lang ako.
Andreau: She's.. something else.
Zade: Ang sabihin mo akala mo alien ako.
Andreau: I never said that!

To AZ: Sex or chocolate?
Both: Sex! (Mas malakas ang boses ni Andreau)

To Zade: Favorite book?
Zade: Him.
Andreau: *blushes a bit* Sorry, apparently I'm a bestseller.
Zade: Feel mo naman masyado.

To Andreau: Kung ulam si Zade, ano siya?
Andreau: Bicol express

To Zade: Kung dessert si Andreau, ano siya?
Zade: Chocolate

To Andreau: Why did you buy that brown Jeep?
Andreau: It reminded me of her.
Zade: Kaya ako talaga may-ari no'n.
Andreau: Dream on.

To Zade: Matt Smith or Andre--
Zade: Matt Smith
Andreah: *facepalm*

To AZ: Ref or bed?
Both: It depends.

To Zade: Biceps or abs?
Zade: Abs!

To Andreau: Rock or jazz?
Andreau: Jazz

To Andreau: Team Cap or Team Ironman?
Andreau: Team Cap, of course.
Zade: He has Captain America boxers to prove it.

To AZ: Paano ka kiligin?
Andreau: She says I blush. I don't believe it.
Zade: Totoo naman kasi. May video ako no'n!

PART 2: AKO O SIYA

Sinong naunang na-in love?
Andreau: Ako.
Zade: Malamang siya.

Sinong mas magaling kumanta?
AZ: WALA!

Best kisser?
Andreau: Siya
Zade: Siya

Mas matakaw?
Zade: Ako!! Inaamin ko na AKO!!!!

Kuripot?
Andreau: Siya
Zade: *nods in agreement*

Huling nagsabi ng I love you?
Zade: Ako
Andreau: Siya

Mahilig mangsurprise?
Andreau: Ako
Zade: Siya. Sobrabg kuripot ko kaya!

Mahaba ang pasensya?
Andreau: Siya
Zade: Nakakagulat na ako, ano?

Nauunang magsorry?
Andreau: Siya

Seloso/selosa?
Zade: Siya!
Andreau: I'm not!

Nag-iinitiate ng sex?
Zade: *coughs* Siya *coughs*
Andreau: You heard her.

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To Andreau: Last text sa 'yo ni Zade?
Andreau: 😉😉😉

To AZ: Are you talking about marriage now?
Andreau: Well.. yeah. Pero nothing serious. I mean--
Zade: He's a planner so hindi talaga maiiwasan yung ganong usapan. Yun nga, nothing serious as of the moment. Busy pa kami with our careers.

To Andreau: Tatlong bagay na nagpapasaya sa 'yo
Andreau: Family, Zade, career
Zade: Wow thanks hindi mo ako nakalimutan ha?

To AZ: Vertical or horizontal?
Andreau: Horizontal
Zade: Vertical
Andreau: Really? Ang sakit kaya sa likod no'n!
Zade: Ah basta. Vertical's the best. *winks*

To Zade: Jillian or Sarah?
Zade: Jillian

To AZ: Rank 1-3: love, sex, money
Andreau: In that order yung akin. Love, sex and money.
Zade: Sus if hindi 'to televised iba ang isasagot mo.
Andreau: Shut up.

To AZ: Best time for sex?
AZ: Morning, of course!

To AZ: Last question... lights on or light off?
AZ: *looks at each other; grins* LIGHTS ON! *high fives*

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Baka gumawa ako ng part 2 nitong Fast Talk! If may gusto kayong itanong, comment below to tweet me (@ lengsungit) ❤