Anthology

AZ: "Holy shit! She's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

Originally posted on Tumblr :)

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Zade: *still sleepy* W-whaa?

Andreau: *grabs his boxers* Shit, Zades. Gumising ka na dyan! Mars is coming!

Zade: *tinakpan ng unan ang mukha* No. Still sleepy.

Andreau: *stares at her* Scheherazade Pascual please for the love of god wake the fuck up.

Zade: *rolls away from him* Too tired. Body hurts. Your fault.

Andreau: How come this is my fault??

Zade: *sits up, throws a pillow at him* Kasalanan mo naman talaga eh!! i'm not supposed to be here! Ang tahimik ko lang kagabi and getting my beauty sleep tapo--

Andreau: Okay okay! My fault! Now can you please fucking get up right now and get dressed? Mars will definitely kill us!

Zade: Okay fine you little shit. *nakita ang bra na nakasabit sa lamp shade* An indicator of a great sex: bras on lampshades. Well played, Cortez. Well played.

Andreau: *from inside the bathroom* I know, you don't have to remind me. I was there.

Zade: And please mention you are the most willing participant betwe--

Andreau: *goes out of the bathroom, holding a toothbrush* You came five times-- wait, was it six?

Zade: *throws a water bottle at him* Asshole! Ang sama talaga ng ugali mo! And that's my toothbrush you idiot!

Andreau: *rolls eyes* You're in my room so this is mine! Don't act like a prude. I went down on you for thre--

Zade: *blushes* ANO BA TUMIGIL KA NA DYAN! DO YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT? FINE I WILL! NO NEED TO REMIND ME ABOUT LAST NIGHT!

Andreau: *laughs* You're so adorkable, Zades. I love you.

Zade: *dresses up* I love you mo mukha mo! Pasalamat ka nahihiya lang ako sa mga guest natin! Kundi hindi kita sisiputin mamaya!

Andreau: Nah. You won't do that to me.

Zade: Wow, you're so confident ah. Bakit naman? Kasi kung sasabihin mo na gwapo ka hindi 'yon ang ras--

Andreau: *flashes mysterious smile* Because you love me. Because six hours from now you're gonna be my wife. Because nine hours from now we'll be having our first married sex. Because you love me. And.. because I love you.

Zade: Walang hiya ka. I don't wanna cry on our wedding day, Francisco. *walks towards him; hugs* I love you, too.

Andreau: Good. Now go before Mar--

*a loud bang on the bedroom door*

Mars: SCHEHERAZADE PASCUAL!!! LUMABAS KA DYAN!!!!! WAG KA NA LUMANDI DYAN AAYUSAN KA PA!!! ANDREAU NAMAN MASYADO KANG ATAT!!!!!