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Three sentence AU: AZ x watching Captain America: Civil War

So yeah, #TeamCap si Andreau. Lahat ng mababasa niyong reactions ni Zade about Civil War ay totoong reactions ko nung nanood ako. Pasensya na hahaha

Someone also sent me a similar prompt weeks ago: May chance po bang gumawa kayo ng ficlet about Andreau and Zade about to watch Civil War cinema? Fanboy!Andreau #TeamCap since 2014 HAHAHA

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Major pet peeve ni Andreau ang nag-uusap kapag nanonood sa sinehan. It's his sanctuary, at preferred niyang manood nang tahimik para mas maintindihan niya ang film. Kaso, malas lang niya dahil laging ginagawa ng girlfriend niya ang pet peeve na 'yon. Every. Single. Time.

Hindi fan si Zade ng superhero movies, kaya kampante si Andreau na medyo tatahimik ito kapag nanoood sila ng Captain America: Civil War. Kulang na lang ay ipagdasal niya na sana makatulog ang girlfriend sa buong film dahil dalawang taon niyang hinintay ang film na 'to. (Yep, he's a Captain America fanboy. Meron siyang boxers and bed sheets to prove this.)

Kaso mali siya. Nakalimutan niyang Fangirl!Zade na ang girlfriend. Hindi ito familiar sa previous Cap films pero iba na pag maraming hot na artista ang usapan.

Mas dumaldal si Zade.

"Hot damn Captain America's ass hello there!"

"You think nasikipan si Chris Evans dun sa Cap costume niya? His ass tho."

"Bakit bastos tong si Captain? Kakamatay lang ni Peggy tas lumalandi agad? Uhm hello?"

"SO YOU LIKE CATS? Triple shit hahahahahaha Andreau ba't ganun si Kuya Bird ang funny niya hahahahah"

"ANONG GINAGAWA NI MARTIN FREEMAN DYAN HAHAHAHA oh my god"

"Babe masama ba kung kinikilig ako kina t'challa at black widow"

"Oh my god are those biceps for real!? Chris Evans Jr???? Grabe sobrang oh my god!!!!"

"Shit, bakit naman kasi naka-heels yung Scarlet Witch habang nasa battle? Ang awkward tuloy niyang maglakad!"

"WOW BAKIT ANG HOT NI AUNT MAY????"

"HOMEWORK hahaha tama yan peter!!! Education is important!!!"

"Shit ang hot ni Bucky pag nagsasalita ng Russian!!!! я люблю тебя, Дорогая моя."

He ignored all of her comments, except the last one. "You know how to speak Russian?" he gasped.

"Ssshh wag ka nga muna," Zade rolled her eyes.. "May moment sina Bucky at Steve. OH MY GOD ARE THEY GONNA KISS?"

He may or may have not found a new kink after Civil War.

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я люблю тебя, Дорогая моя - I love you, my dear.