Anthology

[text meme] Bayrus Black, red w/ lace, or sheer white?

Originally posted on Tumblr two months ago lol

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Cyrus: Hey barbs

black, red w/ lace or sheer white?

/ after an hour /

Barbs: ????????
ano to?

C: Which do you prefer?

B: but.. why?

C: basta

B: bat nga ba ako nagrereply sayo
hindi nga pala tayo bati

C: Barbs

/ two minutes later

B: hu u poh

C: Barbs stop it
just choose one

B: indi quoh poh keu kilalah

C: BARBARA
i'm not kidding here

B: Nagsorry ka ba? Parang wala naman ata akong narinig?

C: I'm sorry, okay? Kahapon pa ako nagsosorry ikaw naman tong nagbibingi-bingihan

B: Fine. accepted
para saan ba yung tinatanong mo?

C: basta. choose one

B: bibili ka ba ng mantel?

C: NO
i'm buying you an i'm sorry gift

B: Mantel?? wow ha thanks

C: no
i'm buying you lingerie

B: PAKYU????
IM NOT GONNA WEAR THAT
susunugin ko yan!!!

C: Victoria's Secret susunugin mo?
wow gee thanks

B: BAHALA KA SA BUHAY MO AYOKO NIYAN
GO AWAY SATAN

C: Goodness, barbs. it's just lingerie. i've seen you naked
multiple times

B: EWAN KO SAYO
I HATE U

C: fine. i'm buying them all. at susuotin mo sila

B: make me

C: don't worry, i'm sure you're gonna wear them all