rants of a shitty teen

BLONDE MOMENT FUCK

so I'm on the bus with my friends and Haven put one of her legs across mine and I looked down, seeing one of her feet and one of mine. almost immediately I squealed 'I have the same shoes oh my god!!!' not even realizing I was looking at my own foot

also she just tried to say 'he' and stuttered and said 'hehe' and looked so disappointed with herself it was amazing

oh my god she's great she just

so we have a kid named Clay at our school and long story short Haven looked down at her pants and saw clay (like in art) on them and she looks up at me and said 'that's just clay' and we lost it 😂😂 and then somehow later I heard her say something about having a kid and was like wut and another long story short she said 'yeah I had a kid named clay and he came on my pants what the fuck'

I have to pee so bad fuck but I'm on the bus ahhh