Insane...~ Alastor x Reader

Chapter 19

Y/n's POV

"Oh well. Yes i am." I answered her with a slight grin, which only made her mouth open wider in amazement. "The Fuck!!? how great, I always wanted to have an aunt!!" She was really happy and gave Vaggie a good shake. "It's great that I'm just finding out about this now." Grinned Alastor getting closer and closer to my face. "And you are?" Lucifer asked reluctantly pointing his cane at Alastor so he goes off of me. Alastor disappeared next to me with a small smile before reappearing behind Lucifer. "Alastor! Pleasure to meet you sir." Alastor imagined shaking Lucifer's cane like his hand before wiping his hand on his coat. I looked perplexed in the direction of both men, knowing that they would definitely fight each other. I turned my head towards Charlie to motion for her to follow me. "Quit a pleasure." Alastor said and straightened himself again. Lucifer's hat had slipped from Alastor's wobbling and he had straightened it up again. "It's nice to finally put a face to the name! You are much shorter in real life." Alastor joked, looking at my brother through his index finger and thumb. I looked between them both, smiling nervously. "Who is that? Who is that now? Are you the bell hop?" Lucifer asked, annoyed and slightly joking to Alastor. "Haha! No! I am the host of the hotel! You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast." Alastor smiled down at the little blonde angel. "Hmm.. Nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the 'Hazbin' Hotel! Haha." Lucifer joked, nudging Charlie a little from the side, whereupon I looked worriedly up at Alastor, who was mentally about to start a massacre. "Ha ha ha! It was actually my idea." Alastor laughed ironically and turned slightly away from Lucifer to appear ignorant to the person opposite him. "Ha ha ha! Well it's not very clever!" Lucifer grinned teasingly up at Alastor, which clearly provoked Alastor. "Haha! Fuck you." Alastor hissed, leaning down slightly towards my brother, causing me to step in between them. "Okay okay girls enough bitching." I said pushing them both apart with my hand on their breasts. Charlie took her father while I pulled Alastor with me. "Are you insane! idiot! Since when did you let yourself be provoked like that!?" I hissed at him a little angrily which made him look down at me with a wide grin. "Well darling, your brother back there is the strongest creature in hell and, as I just found out, like his sister. It's hard not to be tempted to kill you on the spot." He smiled, pinching my cheek before turning his attention back to the others. Groaning in annoyance, I trotted after him. "Alastor, listen to me, I-" he don't listen to me just went further towards Charlie and my brother. "Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfill her bizarre request." At the end he said putting his hand on Charlie's shoulder. I wasn't in the mood for this bullshit anymore and grabbed a bottle of whiskey before joining Angel and the others. "Wow, your brother is the daddy of hell?" Angel grinned and poked me in the hip. I giggled a bit and took a sip before answering. "Yeah, but I just think his mind is still stuck in his teenage years. Just like Alastor! I've never heard him swear before Angel!! Never!" I answered and an icy cold ran down my spine before I started to grin a bit horny. "However, I am not averse to this side of Alastor." I giggled at Angel who started laughing with me and put his arm around me. "You slutty little girl." He joked and then my brother, Charlie and Alastor turned to us. Charlie pulled Vaggie along to introduce her to her father. "This is Vaggie. She's my girlfriend!" "Oh ho my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common! Put it there, Maggie!" Lucifer said which made me laugh. I was about to take another sip but it fizzled out of my hand, making me look confused. However, a look up told me who had grabbed my bottle and brought it back to the bar. Alastor. "And this is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests!" Charlie introduced the two boys next to me. Angel let go of me to sit down a bit sexier and grab a cookie before the two of them made their presence known. "Your Majesty!" Pentious bellowed, saluting and falling down crashing all the cookies. "Heya short kid." Grinned Angel which also made me giggle a bit. " and there are Y/n, Husk our bartender and Niffty our housekeeper!" Charlie also introduced us again. "Hello little boy." I teased him with an amused grin, which he accepted by rolling his eyes. "Nice to meet you." Husk said and he was the only one who presented himself as normal. Niffty sprinted towards my brother to climb up onto him and hold on to his collar, just like she did back then. "Hello. I clean. Hehehehe." The little one laughed when suddenly the chandelier almost fell on him. I stood up and walked over to everyone and stood next to Alastor. "Ha ha ha, alright then." My brother whispered to himself and slid to the side. He sang Charlie a song about how he could help her, but I was only half listening because I was looking up at Alastor. "Hey!" I hissed at him a little angrily to get his attention, which of course I got. "Don't." I said annoyed, which made him grin in confusion. "I haven't done anything yet, my love." I grinned a little and pulled him down to me by his collar, which made him grin cockily. "I don't want you to work your way onto my brother's hate list, okay? Please slow down a gear. If you want you can fight and try to kill me but don't be so stupid as to try it against my brother." This made Alastor narrow his eyes slightly. He saw me grinning and got a bit pissily, which made me grin mischievously. Before he could answer, I kissed him and let go of him. He looked down at me grinning happily before disappearing again and telling my brother shit. The two were basically fighting over Charlie, even if it was just for entertainment on Alastor's part. Both of them had gotten into such a fight again that I wanted to beat this two fuck heads up when someone else was doing it for me. "It's me! Yes it's me!!! I know you were all waiting for me! I'm here. What a gas. Take a while but I present at least. It's me! It's me!!! Mimzzzyyyyyyyy!!!" A little blonde lady sang to us which made me squeal happily. I quickly ran up to Alastor and my brother giggling like a child to shake Alastor excitedly. "Who?" My brother asked, confused like the others. I was the only one who clapped but before I approached her I let the lady have her say. "Didn't you just hear me?" She asked him as Mimzy rested her hands on her hips. "Why is everyone gawking"? Is it because I'm adorable?" Blinked and I hugged her tightly. "My goodness Y/n don't be so hasty." She giggled as she let go of me. "Mimzyyy!!" Alastor now said happily and the two hugged each other. "Listen, I was in the neighborhood. I heard that you two were staying at this ritzy slob factory and I figured I'd stop by and say hi!" She giggled at us and I put an arm around her, grinning too. However, I also looked a little sharply into Alastor's eyes, which he understood straight away and nodded discreetly, somewhat exhausted. Mimzy wanted something again or pissed on someone. For no reason you've almost never seen her before, but it's still nice to see her again. "For old times sake I guess." I guessed amused and she winked up at me. "Right, you sweet thing." "Of course sweetheart! Everyone is welcome here." Alastor then said and Charlie looked at us a little confused but still smiling friendly. "Ohh how nice! So you three know each other?" "Oh yeah. We're going way back-." She started to answer and pulled Alastor and me down to her level. "-Ran in the same circles when we were alive, well half alive cuz of Y/n." She poked me lightly in the side which made me roll my eyes. Then she quickly scurried over to Charlie. "You know, these two darlings used to frequent the club where I used to perform." "You just went to earth!?" Lucifer whispered to me. "It was already in hell and I thought, fuck it, it can't get any worse." I grinned mischievously and turned back to the others. "But the fact that Y/n, as an angel devil, couldn't use the alcohol for an hour compared to Alastor, was quite funny." She laughed. "Alastor was the only one I knew who could pound whiskey like a sailor and keep up with me on the dance floor." She grinned with amusement, which embarrassed me. "I wasn't used to alcohol like you dirty drunk people back then." I defended myself. "Haha! You have to know Alastor always came accompanied by Y/n, but they always disappeared for a short time before the sweet ones went back to my dance sessions. Whatever they did during that time, it was damn messed up."  I quickly pushed myself between Charlie and Mimzy to stop the little lady from spilling the beans any more. "Okay Mimzy, that's enough. We can tell each other more stories like that later, but first it's my brother's turn."