Insane...~ Alastor x Reader

Chapter 4

Y/n's POV

" do you think they'll like it???" I asked the powerful Demon next to me nervously. He looked down at me with some amusement and leaned over me a bit. "Of course it's really funny!" he laughed, which made me join in. "So you two, what do you want to show us?" asked Vaggie who came back with Charlie. They both sat down on the couch while Alastor and I both stood on either side of the television. "We tried our best to create an advertisement for the hotel for you!!" I put it to them which made Charlie's eyes shine. "Naww you guys thats so cute!!" "Well then Alastor do us the honor." I said to the radio demon thats grinning at me. "But of course my love.." he replied purring and started the video. "Well hello there you wayward sinner! Do you like Blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature??" came Alastor's enthusiastic voice. "Of course you do! That's why you're in hell!" a small break. "But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that has none of that?" he asked to the audience. Observing the looks from Vaggie and Charlie, I noticed that they were rather semi-liking it. "Welcome to the Hazbin hotel!!!" he now introduced the hotel. "a misguided path to redemption! founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter Charlotte Morningstar!!" He said which made me look perplexed. "Wait! Since when did you record a part like that!!" I complained as the commercial continued. He suddenly stood next to me and held a finger in front of my mouth to symbolize me to be quiet. "Come place your fate in her an inexperienced hands. As she tries to work trough her daddy issues by fixing you!" "Alastor!!" I bleated angrily in my demon voice. "And here are the fun things, such as somewhat functional stuff and 24 hours pest control, Custom rooms and look at this tacky parlor. Enjoy riveting conversations with our singular resident. Woooow!! And all this and more at the Hazbin hotel." the red-haired demon ended our courtship and my mouth fell open in shock. He had reworked the whole ending without me because last night it wasn't all that personal and insulting. My eyes darted sharply up to Alastor, who was still standing close to me. I glared at him before looking embarrassed at the girls on the couch. "Sooo what do you think!!" Alastor asked as if the commercial was the greatest thing he had ever seen. "I'm sorry what the fuck was that! Y/n you was supposed to help him with that!!" Vaggie complained a bit. I scratched the back of my neck before answering. "I was, but the gentleman over here did the personal details thing secretly after I left." I said looking condemningly at Alastor.

"It's okay Y/n but I have one note.." Charlie said and raised her index finger. "Alastor Y/n...First of thank you so much for making this, seriously amazing! But Alastor uhm.. maybe the tone is a bit.." she started but couldn't find the right words and nervously played with her fingers. "Off??" She finished the thought which made Alastor's eyes narrow a bit. "we want people to want to come here. This makes it look. Uhm..." "bad. the word you're looking for is bad." Vaggie Charlie finished making Alastor tense up. I shrugged and sat on the couch next to Angel. He dropped his head on my lap as they continued talking. "Soo.. I thought your commercial was fucking funny." Angel laughed at me which made me grin. "You're just saying that so I don't feel like shit." "Yeah, that's true sugar Tit." He grinned, whereupon I flicked his forehead in amusement. I was brought back into the conversation by Angel who raised his hand to get Vaggie's attention. "what!" she asked irritably. "If'n ya filmin a commercial cam I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here." he winks in the direction of Vaggie and Charlotte. I put my hand on his shoulder to get his attention. "Angel I love you but bro you're a porn star." "a famous pornstar! I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in." Vaggie again spoke to him angrily. "We are not filming a porn as a commercial." Vaggie said. "Why not?" Angel grinned in her direction to provoke her further. "Sex sells, don't it??" He said rubbing his fingers and I laughed briefly. "I swear if you film me goin at it with Misses prettylin and Mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel." Angel said, thinking about the hotel. "Haha! Never going to happen!" Alastor replied with a distasteful grin, which made me smile up at him. "Oh well then are we just filming the two of us? Two notorious overlords! That's just going to make the money jump through the cracks!!" I spoke my thoughts out loud which made the others look confused. Alastor also looked at me with a perplexed grin. "We definitely won't make a porn! With any of you!!" "Angel I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folls to the hotel but.... I really don't want to exploit you, in that way!" She said, trying not to offend him. "Oh please baby. This body was made to be exploited! I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity.. Oh ho I got the LEGS!" "Angel!! Stop fidgeting, I'm still sitting here!" I whined to him because he was making a big fuss while explaining. "Y/n can you come for a word?" Alastor whispered to me which made me look confused but I nodded and went with him. "So, what do you want?" I grinned at him a little snidely as the others were out of my view. "The others will be gathering in two days.." "The Overlords??? right, the extermination has just happened! Completely forgotten." I said to myself and touched my chin. "And are you going?? After all these years?" I asked with a teasing grin to which he replied in the affirmative. "Great then let's go together, just let me know." I said with a wink and he quickly brought us back to the others through his shadow. "So you two? Already finished?" "with what?" I questioned Angel but immediately regretted it because before he could start I interrupted him again. "Nahh I know Angel thanks." I said a little finished but still with a slight grin. Charlie suddenly got a call so she left and Angel started talking again. "Hey I have a question. If our two lovebirds are that powerful why can't they just make people stay here?" Angel asked Vaggie, whereupon Alastor gave me a dirty look. "oh trust me. We can!" Angel looked at me a little uncomfortable at Alastor's answer. "We can." I grinned in his direction. "why do you think i am here? You actually think i'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fuck's bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcin' me??" Husk joined in the conversation, whereupon Angel took the chance to hit on him again. Now I got up to sit on our balcony and drink some tea. I watched the demons continue to war and fight each other which made me laugh. I felt a strong presence behind me that made me grin. "It's not like we just suffered an angelic cull." I complained about the idiots bombing each other. "Not everyone can be as cultured as we are.." I laughed briefly and turned to the voice. Alastor looked down at me with a grin before sitting down next to me. "Do you think Vox has already noticed you?" I grinned teasingly at him. He grinned a little more at the thought of the television than before. "No.. Then he would have done something stupid." I looked away from him again towards the large building with the Vox logo on it. "My beloved? I have considered my wish." Alastor grinned evilly at me. I scanned it from top to bottom suspiciously. "What are you planning again?" "I want you to take a look around the V's. Made Vox fall in love again! Or at least make him trust you i dont know fuck with him if you have to!" I looked at him angrily and somewhat deformed in my demonic figure. "Don't kid me! I won't betray him again Alastor!" This made him laugh in amusement and it took him a moment before he really composed himself. Alastor stood up from his chair and stood directly in front of me. "But you will... just like last time because you only want me." I stood up, shocked at his statement. "I just want a wet fuck from you!!! I can't believe it!!" I freaked out a bit and wanted to get away from him when a chain wrapped around my neck. That was our contract chain. I had to carry out his wish no matter what. Otherwise I would have to buy my soul out of the deal. Alastor pulled me close to him by the chain. A few centimeters separated our faces from each other. "Oh come on Love... I know you won't disappoint me." He said gently running his fingers down my face. He gently grabbed my chin and wanted to bridge the last few meters between us when I tore myself away from him. "Stop playing these games Alastor!! I'll do it but stop playing tricks on me you fucking asshole!" "Is that your wish? That I don't pretend to you anymore?" He asked with a weird grin and I nodded crossing my arms over my chest before realizing what I had done. I just threw my wish out the window. The wish I've been waiting for for almost 100 years. "Your wish is my command, my love~"