Steven Universe- Lapis Lazuli X Male Reader

Friend Ship

(Peridot is seen carrying pieces of a broken Warp Pad and piling them together.)

Peridot: Stupid broken warp... First, the Communication Hub, ugh... now this is busted again... *forms her finger screen* These Crystal Gems are a menace...

(One of the active warp pads activates and You, Steven and the Gems arrive, startling Peridot.)

Pearl: Oh, aha! *points at Peridot* Look! I was right! My plan worked perfectly!

Steven: *waves at Peridot* Good mornin'!

Y/N: 'Sup

Peridot: What!? How did you know I was here?

Steven: We found a secret way to track you, and we'll never tell you how, even if you ask nicely. *taunts Peridot by sticking out his tongue and pulling his eyelid*

Garnet: Peridot! We're here to—

Pearl: *interrupts Garnet and points at Peridot* And you'll never get away with this!

Peridot: Don't you Gems have anything better to do than annoy me!?

Y/N: Hmmmmm, Nah

Amethyst: *punches her fist into her palm* We're gonna—

Pearl: *interrupts Amethyst* Prepare to be annoyed!

Peridot: *groans* I don't have time for this! *forms a blaster with her fingers and generates a small energy ball* This planet has an expiration date, and I'm not gonna stick around to find out when!

Y/N: Wait, What do you mean by "experarion date"

Peridot: That's for me to know, and for you to find out

Y/N: Yeah pretty sure, I don't wanna find out, Stand down!!

(Peridot fires the energy shot, but the force of the blast knocks Peridot over. The shot misses the Crystal Gems, but hits a nearby pillar, causing it to fall over.)

Pearl: Wha—!?

Y/N: Steven, Your Shield!!

Steven: Got it

(Steven summons his shield and protects the group from the falling debris. Pearl turns around and glares at Peridot, who is still on the ground. Peridot looks at her blaster, and then back at Pearl, chuckling.)

Pearl: That's it! I'm taking her out! *charges towards Peridot*

Garnet: Pearl, wait!

(Peridot fires a tractor beam at Pearl in retaliation, immobilizing her entirely.)

Peridot: Ha! Sorry, but you're going the wrong way!

(Peridot swings Pearl around and throws her away, causing her to collide into Steven, and thus causing his shield to disappear. Garnet then holds up the falling debris with her gauntlets.)

Garnet: *turns to Amethyst* Get her!

(Amethyst charges at Peridot, using her spin dash attack. Peridot jumps and dodges out of the way, causing Amethyst to crash into the pile of rubble that Peridot was moving earlier. Amethyst pops out of the pile and shakes off the dust, growling. Peridot tauntingly scuttles away on her fingers.)

Peridot: Hahahaha, you missed.

(Meanwhile, Pearl is still on top of Steven.)

Steven: Pearl!

Pearl: Huh?

(Steven nudges Pearl off of him and chases after Peridot. Peridot scuttles onto one of the warp pads, only to find that it does not work.)