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Tagalog pick-up lines

Idk why i'm posting this here, but don't worry, update later

so idk what my friend ate, but they came into our group chat.. uh seeming drunk

anyways they gave some rlly good (TO ME) filipino pick-up lines

(i'll do my best to translate for non-filipino readers but it's not as good anymore :()

1. ehem, are you tired of sitting? Pwede bang "tayo" na lang?

- tayo is stand in english, but it also means us

2. ARE YOU A PEANUT? BECAUSE PEANUT-IBOK MO YUNG HEART KO

- pinatibok is 'made my heart beat' so basically this means 'you made my heart beat'

3.  ARE YOU THE SUN? BECAUSE I ARAW-EDY MISS YOU

- araw means sun, and it's a word play that means 'already'

4. Are you sinigang? idk but ASIM to be falling in love with you

- sinigang is a sour (asim) dish, and asim here replaces 'i seem'

5. how am I suppose to be jolli if I can't bee with you?

- jollibee is a restaurant

6. My eyes are kinda blurry, but I still labU

labo (labu) means blurry

no but srsly what did they eat???