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So. Peter may have forgotten to check a few messages before he left his phone behind.

It might not've been wise to leave his phone for so long.

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82 new messages

Nedarooni
Dude
Are you ok?
I know I said I wouldn't ask or anything
Or at least I implied it
But I wanna make sure you're at least ok
Did something happen?
Was it nightmares?
If it was nightmares my aunt has some great pie I can ask her to make
It always makes me feel better
I bet you'd like it
I'll make sure it stays warm for you
Unless it's a cold pie
Like chocolate or something
Then I'd get you it really cold
Pie is so great dude
I'll ask her right now

Ok she said she's got stuff to make an apple pie or a strawberry pie
Which do you want

I'll just ask for both and keep whichever one you don't want
Unless you want both
I'd give you both
I'm gonna get both

Ok she ran out of some of the stuff so she's gonna wait till tomorrow to go to the store since it's almost closed anyways
She's gonna do a cool recipe since she's got so much time and it's gonna marinate over night
Be prepared for your tastebuds to be wow'd

KingOfSpiders
As long as it's not peppermint
Also I'm sorry for not replying, I left my phone in my room 😭
Mr Strange and I were hanging out

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As he said that, a burrito plopped in through a portal onto his bed. It scared the heebie jeebies out of him, but he yelled a 'thank you' anyhow and started eating it.

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Nedarooni
The fact that you can say it and it be true is so wild man
And you're all good
Now we can share the pies
And how could I forget about the peppermint thing??
My mom offered you a piece and the second you put it in your mouth I thought you were dying 💀💀
You spit it out on the carpet and tried to just walk out, not even saying sorry 😂😂
That might just be the weirdest thing you got from that weird-ass bug

KingOfSpiders
please stop bringing that up 💀
I've never been so embarrassed in my life

Nedarooni
Not even that time you proclaimed your love to Ms Mac in Kindergarten??

KingOfSpiders
Stfu holy crap 😭
I'm being assaulted right now

Nedarooni
Maybe you should start replying to my texts, fool🤨
Even MJ asked what's up with you today
If you weren't crushing on HottieMcWhoever over there, I would actually be getting some high quality entertainment from telling you this

KingOfSpiders
🙄

Nedarooni
I DIDNT SEE YOU DENYING IT??
EY PAL YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME??

KingOfSpiders
BYE

Nedarooni
WHO TF IS IT

KingOfSpiders
SORRY MY OHONE DIED GTG CYA

Nedarooni
GIVE ME NAMES BITCH

KingOfSpiders
LOVE YOU SEE YOU BYE HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

Nedarooni
IT IS GONNA BE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE
GET BACK HERE
ISTG
ILL TELL MJ

KingOfSpiders
DO IT, COWARD

Nedarooni
FINW

KingOfSpiders
WAIT DONR ACFUALLY

Nedarooni
TOO LATE

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