Wrong number :/~~Spider-Man

Happy new year y'all

Steve walked in on a very interesting scene while on his way to get one of the many personalized jugs of pre-workout powder.

For starters, that new intern Tony had hired was there, on the line between the living room and the kitchen.

He was also on the ceiling, which seemed like a notable thing to mention was possible and currently happening, back when they had the big dinner with the team. It took so long to schedule a day where so many people were there.

Steve thought about the situation for a moment, silently spinning off the top of the powder from across the room while he imagined some of the crazy things Tony had done over the years. He took note of the billionaire and his husband standing very closely beneath the kid, seemingly ready to catch him at any moment while in awe.

Shrugging it off, he turned around to find a spoon to stir with.

Probably just some new whack invention by the worlds most famous know-it-all, he guessed, pulling one out and stirring his drink.

When the kid noticed him (which was very obvious, because his face went all wide-eyed and such), Steve gave him his famous little nod and a stage-worthy smile as a greeting and approval for whatever scientific accomplishment those three had discovered to have the kid walk on the ceiling.

"Uh, mister Rodgers!" Peter dropped down from the ceiling, landing skillfully on the floor with nearly no hesitation to stand straight again. Impressive.

Tony and Stephen whirled around. Now all three of them were looking at him like he had three heads.

Stephen have a little scolding to Peter about something as Tony took the attention off of them.

"Steve! What a pleasant surprise" Tony made his way towards the preserved fossil, grinning like a madman "what's got you up so early?"

"I was just making my shake.." he gave a pause, holding it up "like I do every morning.."

"Right, right.. uhm.. so I can assume you're about to be off with Nat and Bucky?" He asked pushingly, as if he was trying to hide something.

"Natasha isn't actually going to be there, she's helping Wanda with setting up a crib and picking colors for the of the room the baby is gonna be in." he replied, raising an eyebrow as he put away the milk.

"Wait.. but isn't Vision-"

"Adoption, Tony." He rubbed his brow, exhausted already. "They're planning on getting two little boys, one of them is hardly a year old so they decided to set one up ahead of time. Have you not read any of the group chats this week? They've been blowing it up like crazy. Wanda and Vision have been working on this for months, they're getting the approval on Saturday" he added "it's kind of a big deal".

"Oh she's.. her too? When— I don't remember getting any messages about this" he mumbled, opening up his phone "yeah, no there's nothing there, I got nadda. No babies" he held up his phone for Steve to see.

"Who is 'my spider baby'" Steve asked, squinting his eyes and holding it closer to be sure he was reading that right "Are you and Natasha.. really Tony?!?" Steve yanked the phone away, tapping on the messages.

"What? No! Give me my phone back, it's another hero I've been in contact with" Tony grabbed his phone back, but not before Steve caught glimpse of a snippet.

From what he saw, it was something like; 'kid, I'm getting you a new suit this week, be sure to be here on Friday, I haven't seen you much this week, wanted to be sure you were still alive and kicking. it'll be done by then though'.

"There's another mutant?" He tried reaching back for the phone, "who is it??"

"I'll explain later! Just- go have your hot n sweaty make out session with the cyborg, it's none of your business anyways" he shoved Steve's arm off of him, feeling his husband's arm on his shoulder as he did so.