Absurdist Stories

76 Stories

Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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High Strangeness by elfordalley
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High Strangenessby elfordalley
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...
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Thomas And The Portrait of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash by JesseJuiceDragon
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Thomas And The Portrait of What Lo...by JesseTheGriffinLord
A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfic where Sodor becomes strangely affected by a mysterious portrait and gets a little weird. It's up to Thomas, Percy and Emily to save Sodor...
Shadow Chatter by wentzhesselman
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Shadow Chatterby Wentz Hesselman
Better read with an open mind. Best read with an empty mind. A Spiritual Text and Testament Artwork by the Author
Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | ONC 2020 by Sam_le_fou
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Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | O...by Sam Camp
Beatrix Cagliostro, a starving Doctor in Letters, is hired as a Ghostwriter by Athanasius Finch, an eccentric and megalomaniac P.I, and together they will solve the bigg...
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The reason my body dragged itself by Frigorifico9
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The reason my body dragged itselfby Fer
Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself
Twins by HarperJRainns
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Twinsby HarperJRainns
A misanthrope glimpses beauty.
Athanasius Finch: Registered Flex Offender - ONC 2024 by Sam_le_fou
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Athanasius Finch: Registered Flex...by Sam Camp
Sequel to "Athanasius Finch: Private Dick" Beatrix Cagliostro(pen name) thought they were done with the self-proclaimed "World's Second-Best Detective,&qu...
Mark clubs the best golfer ever by abluerayDVD
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Mark clubs the best golfer everby abluerayDVD
A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???
Flying Worst Class by claire-the-cute-pup
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Flying Worst Classby Claire Vlcek
Disaster-- and especially stupidity, like serious stupidity --strikes, when Ookami manages to catch the same flight as her wife and child. With the two pilots out cold...
How the grungle jumbled Chris by dr_skrungle
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How the grungle jumbled Chrisby dr_skrungle
"It's a spoof on how the grinch stole Christmas" -mj, 2024
Just someone I met at a coffee shop by Blurry-Forest
#13
Just someone I met at a coffee shopby i don't use wattpad
COVER ART: "The Glow of the City" by Martin Lewis (1929) (Edited by me)
Suds by HarperJRainns
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Sudsby HarperJRainns
A troupe of rebellious adolescents ventures to the dark dilapidated drug district, seeking freedom from the clean suburban life they so detested.
The Quibbler Gone Wrong by SheWhoIsADreamer
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The Quibbler Gone Wrongby SheWhoIsADreamer
Xenos Lovegood is a kind man who is not one to say no to a budding young student at Hogwarts who would like to take work experience at his wacky magazine The Quibbler. U...
Today's Blaring Trump(et) III  by SerafinBorgia
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Today's Blaring Trump(et) III by Serafin Borgia
Political Satire, absurdist poem, taken from or inspired by direct quotes or editorials . This is far from high - art, it Trump-speak.