Darkcomedy Stories

Luna grew up in a world where tenderness was a rumor and fear was routine. At eighteen, she's all innocence, softness, and wide-eyed wonder - a girl who still believes in pinky promises and happy endings... unaware that her life is about to collide with three men who don't deserve purity yet would burn empires to protect hers. Rafael. Kayro. Leon Morreti. Three brothers. Three kings of the underworld. Three monsters carved from violence, loyalty, and blood. And the moment they find her? It's over. She becomes theirs. Not dated. Not courted. Claimed. Branded. Worshipped. Obsessed over. To the world, they are nightmares dressed in suits - merciless, feared, untouchable. But with Luna? They're something far more dangerous: Gentle. Territorial. Unhinged. Ready to make the whole world kneel just so she never has to cry. But when a phantom from Luna's past - Alexander Mozrov - rises with a sick message and an even sicker obsession of his own, the brothers' darkness stops being dormant. It awakens. It screams. It demands blood. And Luna? She finds herself caught between the tender devotion of three deadly men... and the violent storm of a mafia war waged entirely for her. This is not a love story. This is a possession disguised as destiny. Where kings destroy kingdoms for one girl's smile - and an innocent heart becomes the most dangerous treasure in the underworld.

[READ DESCRIPTION!!] About: In Starlight Mall, there are four girls got hired as the employees in Euphoria Supermarket inside of the mall. They work as they got the roles. Everything's went great until one of the girls saw something isn't right... who knows? Hi Hi! This is my first story! :D These girls in the pictures are my characters from "My Paper Doodles" (unreleased series), pls don't make this as a fandom unless I'm ready to it. I appreciate you guys draw them as a fan art :) Disclaimer: It contains (13+):Blood, bad/poor grammar, slight gore, disturbing images, bright colors and swears (which is I censor it). Status:WORK IN PROGRESS!!

One-shot written for @Romance's Wuthering Heights contest 🖤 Jade is being ghosted. Again. In a moment of frustration, she asks the universe for advice-only to summon the ghosts of Catherine Earnshaw and Heathcliff, who are more than happy to comment on her love life. As they tear apart modern dating, emotional cowardice, and Jade's situationship with Enzo, their tragic past collides with her very present mess. A dark comedy inspired by Wuthering Heights, where love is dramatic, advice is questionable, and even ghosts have opinions about being left on read.

Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories. The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient. They have no idea they're in a video game. To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

Madison Elizabeth Perkins lives two lives: college girl by day, irresistible online star by night. Flirty, reckless, and addicted to attention, she treats desire like a game she always wins. But when a familiar face from her secret world crosses into her real one, Madison's carefully scripted lifestyle starts slipping into something messy, funny, and dangerously real. In a city glowing with neon and bad decisions, one flirt refuses to disappear and Madison learns that some attractions don't log out.

When his bandmate Ben pranks him by setting up a RentGent profile using a philosophy book found in the trash for a fake name, Rodrick Heffley doesn't get mad. He gets a calculator. "Lazy, but hot. I'll do anything, as long as I don't have to sweat too much. Cash or musical equipment accepted. Absolute secrecy. Rock doesn't judge." It's a cultural investment.

"He's got a short fuse.He's got a tall target." Devon Kai Sawyer runs on fries, grudges, and survivor's instinct. He closes the McDonald's lot that the campus forgets about, keeps his head down, and punches anyone who confuses him for soft. He does not do popularity - he does not do smiling jocks in varsity jackets - and he certainly doesn't do being saved. But Jax Everett Moreno is famously impossible to ignore: tall, warm, and annoyingly patient. When bodies start showing up near the lot, Devon's temper becomes a weapon - sometimes the only thing between his crew and whatever hunts the campus at night. The problem? His fury also pushes people away, and it's Jax's steady hands and stubborn care that force Devon to choose: keep fighting alone, or learn to trust the one person who keeps standing in the middle of his chaos. Fast, funny, and wickedly romantic, this is a story about bad tempers, worse luck, and the slow-motion collapse of two people who never planned on needing each other.

"I ABHOR YOU TO DEATH, YOU BASTARD GOD OF DEATH! WAIT FOR ME!!!! I WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS! I'LL BEAT YOU UP, SKIN YOU ALIVE, POUR RON'S LEMON TEA ON YOU, DUMP YOU BASTARD GOD OF DEATH ON SALT, ROAST YOU IN THE SUN FOR A YEAR, AND FINALLY DUMP YOU IN A POT OF BOILING OIL AND FEED YOU TO THE VULTURES!! GOT THAT, YOU FUCKING BASTARD GOD OF DEATH!" He screams like a lunatic while crying for his good ol'beloved slacker life. Cale has to become White Star to save the parallel worlds. Why should I become that tasteless bastard? Copyright Disclaimer: Yoo Reo Han owns Trash of the Counts Family/ Lout of the Counts Family, which is legally protected and belongs to the original owner. Anything derived from the original work is purely fictitious-a fanfiction created solely for entertainment under the fair use principle. I don't sell or publish any of my work. Chapter Management Edit Chapter

Charlie Morningstar is desperate to get her concept of a hotel that redeems Sinners off the ground. However, that desperation leads her to taking in a small, inky demon hiding a mysterious origin and a terrifying secret. Yet, with a little hope (and a lot of singing), can she prove to both Heaven and Hell that even the soulless deserve a chance for redemption?

A fearless lawyer with a sharp tongue is hired by a powerful mafia boss seeking revenge for his mother's death. As they take down enemies through law and violence, secrets unfold, trust is tested, and an unexpected romance begins. In a world ruled by power and betrayal, will justice win... or love?

A dying town launches a rebranding campaign that no one seems to be running. The billboards appear overnight. The slogans don't explain themselves. A diner waitress says nobody puts them up, and nobody takes them down. A couple arrives expecting ironic tourism and finds something closer to a live experiment. Beauchêne doesn't ask visitors to believe anything. It only asks them to stay. To notice. To participate. What begins as small-town decay becomes a slow, sideways unraveling... murals that feel instructional, civic programs that behave like dares, and a town that seems increasingly aware of the people passing through it. A surreal, slow-burn satire about American decline, anti-branding, and the strange comfort of entropy. Meaning doesn't collapse here. It rebrands. Entropy is a vibe. Decline tastes like caramel. Welcome to Beauchêne. You're here now.

The story itself is my Madeleine Phantasms fanfic that contains some of my ocs,gory description and more. ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING FOR THESE TOPICS IN THE FANFIC ITSELF!!⚠️ G0re Implications of family Abuse Psychological warfare Implications of cannibalism Screaming and panicking Slightly gruesome dreams or nightmares Panic attacks Vulgar language Mentions of blo0dy bandages Manipulation and gaslighting Serial dreams and description Mentions of cloning,derealization and other graphic topics or happening within the story Situationships Also the story was created last year of mid October-November but I didn't add more chapters because I was going through a rough time so I took a long break from writing more chapters but I'm planning to release more chapters along the way. I'm adding the rulers of the other kingdoms because I believe that they had potential for Madeleine Phantasms,I'm aware that they're not Canon for Madeleine itself and my own personal ideas for the world-building and the world of Madeleine. I DO NOT SUPPORT POM(the og creator) IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE!!!! The story is meant to be for entertainment and somehow interesting for long time Madeleine Phantasms fans like myself and that it can add to the mysterious world and how it could be,thx you and enjoy my fanfic. I work really hard to provide enough content for the fandom since I really miss the fandom with all my heart......❤️‍🩹🫂🌹🫠

「When」the NIX, corporation born from the past, establish in the world of 23rd century, it have become different...Yet, at the same time...Similar. 「Who」reshapes the society for everyone lives in the present. United, harmony and prosper, as corruption, poverty, war and crime disappears...Three was once Four. 「Where」anything can be fulfilled, something to accomplishes, everything that is expected to be in a paradise, it is flawless, perfect...Too...Perfect. 「What」within this seemingly idyllic life, has already emerged from the darkness of the cosmos, the malevolent extraterrestrial entity known as the Voids 「Why」the humans have suddenly evolves and adapt themselves to combat the Voids by manifesting unearthly abilities as Quasars...Converged. 「How」the facade shattered, as the story unfolds, revealing a grim reality. The battle for existence against the unknown forces that threaten to consume all...Fight the future.

Jenna Lane is a normal woman with normal desires: sleep, sustenance, love, the ability to wear jeans when she wants, and doughnuts. She is also an award-winning actress, celebrity, and (only mild) Twitter addict. Join her as she plows through interviews, auditions, sexism in the media, and having a severe allergic reaction on live TV. Not to mention the social media frenzy surrounding her love of Coq (true), her drug addiction (false), and her relationship with her costar (also false, unfortunately). ********** A/N: This is a slightly dark comedy about a normal, every day woman who just happens to also be a celebrity. It is a first draft, so if you see any errors, please let me know! :-D Cover photo credit: Merrick White

The roles and personalities of Pomni and Jax have been switched: now Pox and Jammi - the same characters created by Kittensneeze. I loved them so much I had to write out how they would act throughout the show. Jammi is now the lead role as a shy, timid albeit kind newcomer to the amazing digital circus. The other circus members try to make him feel at home - except for Pox. He isn't sure whether her intentions are to befriend him or to bully him, but she sure is an interesting character. Besides using Kittensneeze's (awesome) characters, I did whatever I felt like: random theories and crap I liked from TADC fandom that somewhat follows the original plot line, and crammed it into this... thing. Hopefully, it's satisfactory enough to be readable. TRIGGER WARNING: This story will not be rated mature, but it does contain elements such as censored swearing, some horror elements, and mild violence. However, the story will not go beyond the maturity rating for The Amazing Digital Circus series, so there will be no explicit content. All copyright and credit of the show The Amazing Digital Circus belongs to Glitch Productions and its creator, Gooseworx. This is a work of fan fiction and an alternate universe of the original series. GO WATCH THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS 🎪💫 All copyright and credit of the characters Pox and Jammi belong to Kittensneeze. They are used in a work of fan fiction, and I do not own either of the characters. GO WATCH KITTENSNEEZE'S YOUTUBE, IT'S PRETTY COOL 💚🖤 The cover art is by @Kittensneeze from their YouTube music video "A Little Bit Bad": https://youtu.be/DH5h--w_9ZA?si=q_EuJs0oO2_zHXTe #1 in dark comedy - November 22nd, 2025

A darkly comic, modern riff on the Gospel-relocated from ancient Judea to the backstage chaos of a Berlin film studio-this short story follows an actor nicknamed "Christ," a man so convinced he was born to play Jesus that the role has swallowed his entire identity. On set, everything looks sacred: dramatic gestures, solemn lines, apostles arranged around the table, and a director barking orders like scripture. But the moment the camera stops rolling, holiness slips into cigarettes, hangovers, petty rivalries, and the kind of absurd backstage politics that can turn a biblical scene into a nightclub argument in under five minutes. "John the Baptist" snacks through takes, the apostles gossip and scheme, and Christ tries desperately to keep his authority intact-both as the lead actor and as the self-appointed messiah of the production. When a new woman enters the picture and becomes part of his fragile little universe, Christ gets a taste of something close to happiness-until the set's toxic gravity starts pulling everyone back into chaos. Egos collide, loyalties shift, and the line between performance and reality blurs in ways that are funny, brutal, and unsettling all at once. As the story escalates, Berlin's nightlife, modern extremism, and internet spectacle loom at the edges, turning personal meltdown into something much bigger than a private scandal. What begins as an irreverent satire about acting and faith quietly sharpens into a punchy, uncomfortable look at masculinity, obsession, and the cost of believing your own myth-right up to a final irony that flips the entire "destiny" narrative on its head.

Nora and her hunter bot Zero go from world to world as Zero goes from job to job. Nora explores the different cultures that have their own AI regulations, and meets some aliens.

In a darkly comedic tale of rivalry and vanity, two childhood frenemies, the domineering May Kanker and the vengeful Sarah, find their lifelong feud over the meek mortician Edd escalating to supernatural heights. Obsessed with youth and beauty, both women separately discover a mysterious potion that promises eternal life. Convinced it's the key to winning Edd's affection and vanquishing their rival once and for all, they eagerly drink it. However, they soon discover that immortality has grim and unexpected consequences, forcing them into a bizarre and codependent alliance as they struggle with the bizarre reality of their new existence.

Snowball fight! (except its you dignity that gets hit)

(Cover art does not belong to me) (Gravity Falls belongs to Alex Hirsch, I'm just a lowly fanfiction writer! I also did not create Reverse Falls, but I don't know who did.) Dipper Gleeful: A playboy performer. Gideon Pines: A nervous outcast. Mabel Gleeful: A flirtatious diva. Will Cipher: A demon slave. They all have one thing in common. In some way, shape, or form, they want an escape. This is the story of how the new girl in town came into their lives and made sure nothing would ever be the same again. Enter... Pacifica Southeast: Sunshine.