Absurdist Stories

76 Stories

Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
High Strangeness by elfordalley
High Strangenessby elfordalley
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...
A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading | ONC 2023 by Levinos
A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading |...by Levinos
If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further! This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...
Shadow Chatter by wentzhesselman
Shadow Chatterby Wentz Hesselman
Better read with an open mind. Best read with an empty mind. A Spiritual Text and Testament Artwork by the Author
Portal to the Crimson River by SeventhBard
Portal to the Crimson Riverby SeventhBard
Stories that will scare you, if you scare bizarrely easily. I haven't decided how many stories I'll add to this collection yet, but I have decided they're all going to...
Music Box: Pavane by PompomStartaroBubble
Music Box: Pavaneby indicolitesrings
Adeline, an eight year old girl, is sent to her sick aunt's house in the countryside to help her and her grandfather out. As she slowly gets used to the new scenery, a s...
I'll Never Write Fiction Again: The Surreal Misadventures of a Digital Novelist by LolaDom
I'll Never Write Fiction Again: Th...by Lola Dom
🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor...
For Science Sake by duetuna
For Science Sakeby Daniel Aceituna
Future archaeologists are stumped over a trivial item. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.
Pocket Full of Loose Things by Apheistas1
Pocket Full of Loose Thingsby Andrew V.
A dumping ground for my original (And not so original) short stories and poems. Please Enjoy!
50 Ways To Kill Your Boss by SnethMeyers
50 Ways To Kill Your Bossby Sneth Meyers
Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.
Time Travel is Impossible ...unless you know God personally. by Deofol
Time Travel is Impossible ...unles...by Deofol
Walter Tinsdale argues with his friend God and eventually finds himself lost in the space/time continuum.
Vacuum by RaeGaray
Vacuumby RaeGaray
An institution removes the souls of women and children to ease their social existence
The Genius by LiamAlexanderGray_
The Geniusby
One Man's Genius is Another Man's... Kevin