Absurdist Stories

70 Stories

Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
#1
Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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High Strangeness by elfordalley
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High Strangenessby elfordalley
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...
Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | ONC 2020 by Sam_le_fou
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Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | O...by Sam Camp
Beatrix Cagliostro, a starving Doctor in Letters, is hired as a Ghostwriter by Athanasius Finch, an eccentric and megalomaniac P.I, and together they will solve the bigg...
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Spirits in the Material World by jshuart
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Spirits in the Material Worldby jshuart
Absurdist satire in which a dehumanized corporate lawyer navigates the internal politics of a corrupt and dysfunctional snack and beverage conglomerate.
Even Vampires Get the Blues: A Full Moon Cleaners Book by fullmooncleaners
#5
Even Vampires Get the Blues: A Ful...by Kel Jameson
A crime scene cleaner and a demon profiler must clean up a vampire hoarding site, find a powerful relic, and toss it back into hell before it destroys the French Quarter...
Diminuendo  by CanisLupusLupus-
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Diminuendo by CanisLupusLupus-
Adam lives in a world far down the path to complete automation. He, and the rest of humanity, struggle to find meaning in a world where there is none. His apartment is g...
50 Ways To Kill Your Boss by SnethMeyers
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50 Ways To Kill Your Bossby Sneth Meyers
Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.
I'll Never Write Fiction Again: The Surreal Misadventures of a Digital Novelist by LolaDom
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I'll Never Write Fiction Again: Th...by Lola Dom
🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor...
Nevermore by permets2apollo
#10
Nevermoreby permets2apollo
An absurdist sci-fi comedy thriller with time travel, nazi assasins, a crow, a wierd old man, and a fractured romance.
Twins by HarperJRainns
#11
Twinsby HarperJRainns
A misanthrope glimpses beauty.
the wall by billdep
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the wallby bill_dep
don't ask me, ask you are self
Just someone I met at a coffee shop by Blurry-Forest
#13
Just someone I met at a coffee shopby i don't use wattpad
COVER ART: "The Glow of the City" by Martin Lewis (1929) (Edited by me)
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Alligator Meets Tragedy by NorthDream1
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Alligator Meets Tragedyby NorthDream1
Samatha the Alligator was peacefully dreaming of spicy bean burritos. When suddenly, an up to no good Florida Karren invades his home with an awful plan.
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Ameena by ClicheMetaphors
#16
Ameenaby ClicheMetaphors
Cats are cats, right? (I will re-write this one day, less cringe filled and better, I may not even continue this) (keep in mind I wrote this a while back)
The reason my body dragged itself by Frigorifico9
#17
The reason my body dragged itselfby Fer
Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself