It's the middle of the night and it has finally come to your attention that you have mercilessly devoured the last of your Ben and Jerry's, leaving none for an intense movie marathon.
Well, what do you do?
Reschedule movie night for a date when you do get your greedy little hands on that ice-cream?
No! Of course not.
You go outside in the middle of the freaking night, by yourself, on foot to the nearest convenient store in hopes to quench your thirst for that heavenly ice-cream, is what you do. Too bad that fool proof plan just got you tied up and duct taped in the back of a van.
A lot of things remained a mystery about Skyler Brooklynn, aside from the life-threatening addiction for ice-cream and obsession over childish things. She had lived her life mostly alone, away from her gambling father and late mother, so most of her mysteries, even she didn't know. Like the part where she had zilch idea, she had been signed off in place of a great deal of money to a devilishly handsome crime boss.
And after completely abandoning Skye and making off with the staggering amount of money, her father disappeared from her life replaced with an arrogant, all-business and uptight gang leader who had returned to collect what was rightfully his.
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- Prolouge: ➣ The Gangleader Paction
- Chapter 1: ➣ You've Been Punk'd
- Chapter 2: ➣ Bury You 6ft For Ab-DUCK-ting Me
- Chapter 3: ➣ I Didn't Ask To Be A Part Of A Taylor Swift Song
- Chapter 4: ➣ Doesn't He Have Anything Better To Do Than Kidnap Innocent Girls?
- Chapter 5: ➣ Dead Duck! I'm A Dead Duck!
- Chapter 6: ➣ When Voldemort Grows A Nose
- Chapter 7: ➣ But He's My Sexy, Annoying, Uptight Gang Leader, Not Hers!
- Chapter 8: ➣ I Don't Play Damsel In Distress
- Chapter 9: ➣ Stupid Zoo Escaping Through My Stomach
- Chapter 10: ➣ I Look Like A Walrus
- Chapter 11: ➣ Xavier's Girlfriend
- Chapter 12: ➣ Part-time Tycoon, Half-time Gang Leader, And Full-time Asshole
- Chapter 13: ➣ They Just Can't Get My Nose Right
- Chapter 14: ➣ Two Ghosts In Luigi's Mansion
- Chapter 15: ➣ Yes, The Duck Can Cook. Surprise I Know.
- Chapter 16: ➣ Happy...I Mean, Gabriel The Cat
- A/N: Hold Your Fire!!!
- Chapter 17: ➣ From The Deepest, Darkest, Blackest Part Of My Heart
- Chapter 18: ➣ Why Couldn't I Be Born Normal?
- Chapter 19: ➣You've Got To Be Ducking Kidding Me
- A/N - 13 Reasons Why...
- Chapter 20: ➢Deformed Snapchat Filter
- Chapter 21: ➣ Short Girl Problems
- Chapter 22: ➢ Bingo Boingo
- Chapter 23: ➢ Anna Oop-