This is going to suck, I came up with the idea randomly but it will be longer than my first x reader fic with Dave. If someone could tell me where the image came from I will credit them here: Warnings: Swearing, Fluff, Dave being poorly written You belong to You... Or is it your parents? I dunno. The other characters are either based off of your real life people or belong to Andrew Hussie, who owns Homestuck Hope you like this TRAIN WRECK!