Snarky relats

Harry receives his first birthday card and declines it to protect the new student who tries to give it to him. Things sort of snowball from there. Written for the HMS Ha...

*** This is the first 4 chapters as a sample, similar to what you'd find on Amazon, posted here for you to see if you like the story and my writing before committing to...

"Say my name...." He grunts while holding her chin up. "Levi...." She moans between the kiss. "Good girl" A grin formed on his 'fine as he...

OKAY! So, you're going to get a peek at how my life went down during the two weeks I was on crutches. This involves my unfortunate thoughts, feats, and tumbles down flig...

While locked in vanstaten's 'Museum', the doctor and rose come across a second alien locked up in a containment chamber. Vanstaten calls it Her, they free this creature...

After going back in time, Draco has tried to follow the path he remembers. But third year brings a new Ravenclaw cousin, a new Boggart, and a newly admiring Harry Potter...

An orphan with a dubious pedigree strives to secure her future through marriage, but as she stumbles through the dance of courtship, she begins to question who she truly...

The year is 1452 (the year of 12-flint) and the valley of Mexico couldn't be in worst shape. With a drought throwing the empire into hunger and chaos, a teen Otomi boy i...

Settling a planet is never easy. Complications can arise from attacks by mangy beasts to indomitable microbes. Don't forget power struggles. Who really should be running...

"I go by Ally but you can call me yours, baby, my one and only love." I say giving him a fuck me look and doing a little hair flip. He looks at my face and loo...

ʙᴜᴄᴋʏ x ᴏᴄ x ʟᴏᴋɪ ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: ꜱᴏᴜʟᴍᴀᴛᴇꜱ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: ᴇʟᴇᴀɴᴏʀ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴘꜱᴏɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀ ᴊᴏʙ. ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴇꜱᴛꜱᴇʟʟɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴏɴʏᴍᴏᴜꜱ ꜱᴍᴜᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ, ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ...

what happens when Karen goes to Walmart and meets the love of her life? Chad goes out to Walmart to get milk and dies. story will be random, chaotic, have random quotes...

You know what they say, "One man's trash is another's treasure". I've always loved second hand stores. It's nearly poetic, the idea of finding something that s...

Hero: Benji Villain: Mellie Benji is a 17-year-old boy who fights against the 'defectors' or villains in this world. He fights for the 'lionhearts' or heroes, but...

(FULL FIRST DRAFT COMPLETE) Thirteen young men from three different time periods find themselves employed by a mysterious time travel company named Jikanime Motori Inc...

| 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐲𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 • 𝗔𝗺𝗯𝘆𝘀 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 | ONE RUN-AWAY PRINCE Prince Aster Jacques will one day rule the Queen's Wizard Corps...

Sunfire is the oldest of six and it is her duty to protect her younger siblings. Except, she hasn't exactly been able to do that. The king of the Fire Kingdom sent drago...

the most cliche story as well as the complete opposite of cliche all rolled into one. Snarky, sexist cheerleaders dating egotistical, sexist jocks, all bullying the 'ne...

Promised a cure for her immortality, Petra joins a quirky crew without question. She should have asked questions. 15 years ago she lost half her body in a totally avoid...

What would life be like without some unnecessary drama, confusing feelings towards relationships, a friend that enjoys legal trouble, and a twin sister that turns up out...