Dryhumour Stories

شتێڪ بڵێم تەنها بانێوان خۆمان بێت «خـۆشـم ئـەوێـت جـۆنڪوڪ». هەموو مافەکانی بۆخۆم دەگەڕێتەوە. #laraa_44

V!Jujutsu Kaisen×Modern!Fem!Reader "Christina Aguilera?" "Who?" In which you try to save some in Jujutsu Kaisen, but chronologically correct. ______...

NEW EDITED VERSION : ASTRAY Shinju Hatake. Daughter of the Copy Cat Ninja, a true prodigy. Join her on her adventures, with her father, her ANBU team; Death Shadow, and...

"تەنانەت ئەگەر لە کۆتاییدا لەنێو ئازاردا بەجێبهێڵرێت، تەنانەت ئەگەر هەموو ئینجێکی ڕۆحم لێم دوور بخاتەوە،.. هێشتا دەمەوێت خۆشم بوێیت، هێشتا دەمەوێت ئارەزووی تۆ بکەم،...

"تۆبەخۆت ئەڵێی دایک" ئێڵێن بەگریانەوە پشتی لە ئێلا کرد. ... "جۆنکوک ئێمە یەکمان خۆشەوێت بەمەدەڵێت هاوسەرگیری هااا&qu...

"I would always choose you, don't you ever forget that." "Why me?" "Because I love you, god damnit!" In which Blair Winchester comforts a b...

My Boss The Series Cover Made By: @uwufleur

But now you're taking up my nights / Never been so glad to be so tired. ✸ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❪ 𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉. ❫ Lavender Hall ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀doesn't know how to...

❝In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish...❞ And unfortunately, Evie, a big-city girl with a savior complex, and Harry, a small-town boy who simply refused to...

It all started with Netflix and chill. A bag of scattered potato chips, partnered with a sappy romantic movie.

"ئۆپ،من تۆم بینی" لەکاتێکدا کچێک تایهیۆنگی بنی لەکاتی ڕژانی بۆیاخ بەسەر ئۆتۆمبێلی بەڕێوبەری قوتابخانە ئەڕشێنیت تایهیۆنگ ناچارە بەخواردن مامەڵەلەگەڵ بکات بۆ ئە...

Now available in print and digital! _____ A superpowered hybrid of alien species. A childhood of lies. A foreigner who contradicts them all. For Xlack Ekymé, life...

هەڵەیەک ، ئەوهەڵەی زۆرینەی هەرزەکارەکان دەیکەن باوەڕ کردنە بەکوڕ منیش یەکێک بووم لەوکچانەی گەورەترین هەڵەی ژیانم کرد. ڕیۆنگ:من چیتر ناتوانم بژیم. جۆنگکوک:هههههههه ، تۆ ز...

It's 1990, and Penelope Annabelle Min-Yi Harte, known to her friends and family as Nell, is not at all thrilled to be starting over. It's the summer before her senior ye...

Are you obsessed with Colby Brock like me? Well if you are then your in the right place. A y/n x Colby with smut!! I will add a TW before if you don't like that!

Everything went so well until you danced with the devil and kissed death. Oh honey, you knew you were going to die sooner or later. Why prolong it? Why fight fate when y...

Bakugou had always bullied or ignored "extras", but he regretted it, he REALLY regretted it. He couldn't stand it anymore, it. Was just a reflex, how can he fi...

(COMPLETED) A Little Mermaid Retelling through the Seawitch's eyes like never stated before. Everyone always got the story wrong, "A mermaid princess falls head ove...

A story set in the small town of Sparkyville, USA about a group of young adults. Written by me, of course.

I decided to write this on a whim. Prepare for nothing but my dry sense of humor and chaos. -Updates randomly