Dryhumor Stories

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Two copilots. One clipboard. Infinite chaos. Sage wants order. Venn wants snacks. Together, they navigate swivel chair barricades, glitter-based HR violations, and unsolicited rap battles. The Conundrum is part mockumentary, part musical, part existential comedy about dignity, sequins, and the fragile line between professionalism and performance art. Airs every Tuesdays and Fridays on TankyTV. Pilot Episode drops on 01/16/2026. © TankyTV 2026 - Created in collaboration with Microsoft Copilot. Licensed under CC BY-NC.

You are Kris's soul. However, the thing is, Kris hates being controlled, and you don't want to remain having a random vessel rather than a body of your own. Maybe everything will get better after TV Time.

Jenna Lane is a normal woman with normal desires: sleep, sustenance, love, the ability to wear jeans when she wants, and doughnuts. She is also an award-winning actress, celebrity, and (only mild) Twitter addict. Join her as she plows through interviews, auditions, sexism in the media, and having a severe allergic reaction on live TV. Not to mention the social media frenzy surrounding her love of Coq (true), her drug addiction (false), and her relationship with her costar (also false, unfortunately). ********** A/N: This is a slightly dark comedy about a normal, every day woman who just happens to also be a celebrity. It is a first draft, so if you see any errors, please let me know! :-D Cover photo credit: Merrick White

Hello and welcome! I'm your omniscient narrator, joining you from a 1960s pub, The Forts Duchess - this tales home. Don't be fooled though, those bricks and mortar that make up this home are far more than a place to indulge in food and beverage. No, right behind me, we have The Fort with a capital T and F; the place where tears are shed, music is played, and hearts are housed - also known as the theatre. Above my precious little head, we have the boarding rooms, rooms of the rented, the magic behind the operation where - more often than not- our characters bed down for the night. And, finally, right before my eyes, we have our Forts Knights busying around our pub like minions on a busy New Years eve. Strap in everyone, you're in for a real ride.

Buckle up you sexy motherfuckers, You are in for a crazy ride. #1 - sick humour #12 - dark humor #11 - family guy

In the quirky town of Misty Hollow, life is anything but ordinary. Between magical mishaps, veterinary clinic chaos, and a complicated family, Tabby navigates her chaotic world with wit, sarcasm... and a slowly growing crush on the calm, composed Thomas. Can she survive the absurdity, unravel secrets, and maybe-just maybe-figure out her heart along the way?

Kuudere are characters known for their cool, distant, icy exterior, concealed emotions, and aloof demeanor, making them a formidable challenge for anyone seeking their affection. But what if they become the focal point of a quest for genuine affection? <Teaser Dialogue> "Thoughts have to be put into words for them to get across." - Diane Von Weiss Interested to the story? Bookmark and read now! Genre: Comedy, Mystery, Psychological, Romance, and School. [Illustrations made by the author are available!] - October 2023

ˈrʌɪv(ə)lri : competition for the same objective or for superiority in the same field. Numerous contestants every year, only one winner. This time there is a twist. Instead of fourteen participants, it's fifteen. These individuals are enclosed and kept in a city named Redwood, on an island in middle of the Pacific Ocean. The participants have to make connections or individual make their way out and win in order to go back to their normal lives. Or so they thought.. Looks like all of them have another huge surprise tossed their way. And that's not a good thing. What happens when your connection is too strong facing all these together? Would you just have rivalry against each other? #1 in utopiansociety #3 in utopia #5 in doomsday

Sable Travingdale hates summer. And summer seems to hate her back. Between floods, grief, and ghosted friendships (literally and hypothetically), every summer feels like a rerun of something she didn't ask for. But this year, she's enrolled in summer classes at Bluegrass Valley Community College. Partially to avoid her house, mostly to prove to summer that she'll keep fighting it. There, she meets Nova: a plant-obsessed chaos engine with quirks for hobbies and a jungle for an apartment. Alongside Elowen: quiet, observant, possibly psychic; and Jesse Moore, the boy she remembers too well, who doesn't seem to remember her at all. But memory has sharp edges. And when Jesse starts showing up more often: annoying, chatty, and completely unaware, Sable is forced to confront what it means to be remembered wrong... or not at all, all while being pulled into a summer of playlists, plants, and emotional detours. Even then, summer keeps dragging her in. Hope you brought your boots, 'cause it's gonna be a messy summer!

The end to the Fourth Great Shinobi War is here, and Sasuke Uchiha is about to face trial for his many crimes. A version of him from the future brings a warning, and offers him a choice to escape to a different dimension. After his younger self refuses, the adult Sasuke forces him through the portal anyway. Waking up in a new world, Sasuke meets his old friends again along with some new faces. Now that he's no longer a shinobi or a criminal, what is left for Sasuke's possible future???

There isn't enough time to give you a long and winding description of who I am and what's going on. If you want to know, you'll find a way to know.

Hope Enoshima - The Ultimate Cliche - has been accepted into Hope's Peak Academy. Famous for molding it's students into become the very symbol of hope that the school was founded on, the school turns out to be a lot different than Hope expected. Forced to kill each other, Hope is thrown on an island to play a game of detective with the other 16 students there. But Hope is a realist. She won't take any of these cheesy anime tropes and just accept the situation that she's in like it's nothing. She is determined to get off the island and protect everyone with everything in her power. But what happens when a certain white-haired male just can't seem to take his eyes of her - will she be thrown into despair, or will her talent somehow come to save the day...? _______________________________________ All characters except Hope Enoshima belong to the Danganronpa team, Spike Chunsoft, and whoever the heck animated the series. Cover art does not belong to me in anyway but I don't know who the artist is so I can't credit them I'm really sorry about that 'Scuse my dry humor that's the only way I know how to be funny !Old and Bad!

Now available in print and digital! _____ A superpowered hybrid of alien species. A childhood of lies. A foreigner who contradicts them all. For Xlack Ekymé, life in the Napix Empire as a hybrid of two alien species comes with special abilities, historical figures for ancestors, and massive pressure to be perfect. When the emperor and his heirs die, Xlack accepts a mission in a region of space last visited in ancient history, where he flies into a web of alliances and feuds. As order falls apart, a new emperor rises, while far away, Xlack's simple mission to rescue a lost ship and take a native hostage gets complicated. Navaria Twi shares part of his heritage and the uncanny talents that come with it, making her both dangerous and intriguing. Lines blur until Xlack is no longer sure whose side he's on. He and all those left floundering in the wake of change are out of time to figure it out. ______ Now published in print and ebook! See TakiZyn.com for details. First in the RALI series Sample chapters

Zog likes his life to be predictable. A humanoid built for routine, he's perfectly content piloting a rustbucket ship with his mischievous robotic og, Blip, at his side. Together, they scrape by on odd jobs and avoid trouble or excitement. But the galaxy has other plans. When a series of catastrophes forces Zog to command the Duj, a cutting-edge (and alarmingly temperamental) spaceship, he's thrust into a universe of uncharted planets, hostile aliens, and malfunctioning AI. Blip, meanwhile, is having the time of his circuits, revelling in every chaotic twist their journey throws at them. As Zog struggles to keep the Duj-and his sanity-intact, they encounter a cast of eccentric allies and dangerous foes, from a sharp-tongued engineer to a mannequin-turned-lethal bodyguard. Together, they'll face exploding planets, galactic bureaucracies, and a cat with suspiciously good aim. In a galaxy where every mission goes wrong, every crewmember has quirks, and every button on the control panel might spell doom, Zog and Blip must find a way to survive-without completely losing their minds. Beyond Spuroxi is a laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure perfect for fans of humour, heart, and intergalactic mayhem.

It's 1990, and Penelope Annabelle Min-Yi Harte, known to her friends and family as Nell, is not at all thrilled to be starting over. It's the summer before her senior year-at a new camp. That's right: nearly all of her life, Nell's dad has run a summer camp in Oregon. Everything changes, however, when he's forced, for mysterious reasons, to find a new job at a camp in California. For the first time ever, Nell has to leave the only home she's ever known. The worst is she has to leave her friends, too, including her best friend (and maybe more than that?), Len Rodriguez. But the summer crew Nell meets at Camp Morgan offers some interesting possibilities, especially in the form of a boy named Cash Tilney. Maybe this move won't be the wrong one after all...

Have you ever heard of "another dimension"? It's a place where, once you slip into it, everything slips beyond your control and understanding. That realm has no time, no rules, no logic, no causality-and sometimes it feels like there's no way out. But most people manage to find their way back. When you return to the real world, you often forget what happened there. But sometimes you remember, and when you do, you'll realize that everything was completely senseless. And these are the stories Marionne brought back from that dimension.

Writing stories is creating a world that makes you happy, right? Well, I guess this world is what made high-school era me happy, and for that little kid, I'm rewriting it to be slightly better. At least, I hope that it is slightly better! ---- Loki Draken is an overpowered magical werewolf, and the Alpha of a group of absolute misfits. Life is all fine and dandy until a transfer student shows up together with a metaphorical storm that sets in motion a change that will forever send Loki's life on a spiral - towards her past, to new faces and old, and on towards the future. But that's a little foreshadowey, now isn't it? For now, the biggest concern is the danger posed by the mysterious Fenrir Silvermoon, and the sudden rift it tears in the pack. Will the Misfits be able to come together, despite being as different as they are?

A girl sees a dead body then goes on a whole self discovery arc with the help of a serial killer.