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Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
When My Shift Ends | ✓ by iwearheelys
When My Shift Ends | ✓by brit
When former beauty pageant queen, Ellie Wilde, hears of her grandmother's sickness, she's the first to offer to drive her to her chemotherapy. What she didn't know she w...
✔️ GOT GUTS? | How To Escape A Psycho Serial Killer by Ellen_Reese
✔️ GOT GUTS? | How To Escape A Psy...by Eʟʟᴇɴ Rᴇᴇꜱᴇ
Kidnap, torture, kill, repeat. That's how this serial killer rolls. So, what does it take for one boy to escape his horrifying captivity? It takes guts! Best friends, Ke...
Loop - Legion x reader by lol_Artiey
Loop - Legion x readerby lil_artiey
Legion is my favourite character from dbd, I don't care what players say, suck it >:D
meme by yaplaygirl
memeby yaplaygirl
reaction memes go ahead and steal them spam me with votes, like deadass
B⃟U⃟N⃟N⃟Y⃟ B⃟O⃟Y⃟ ♢Tamaki Suoh ♢ by Neptune_8
B⃟U⃟N⃟N⃟Y⃟ B⃟O⃟Y⃟ ♢Tamaki Suoh ♢by Meraki ♡
♢You think he's cute? Wait until he starts talking, then decide if you really think he's cute. ♢
Technoblade running an orphanage by celestricity
Technoblade running an orphanageby Celestricity ✨✨
Technoblade, TommyInnit, and WilburSoot grew up, and still are, orphans. Technoblade decided to open an orphanage once he turned 21. He made enough money for it because...
the immortal inventor by thou_shall_see_pain
the immortal inventorby thou_shall_see_pain
izuku midoriya a boy who most people see as a happy, really smart quirkless boy when in reality he really wants so jump off a building but when he tries it doesn't work...
The Ballad of Heidi Trumbauer by Weezie_24
The Ballad of Heidi Trumbauerby weezerz2490
On that day, humanity remembered... The dread that was a life under their rule, the humiliation, of being caged like birds... There was raised a great noise, the ravens...
Hazbin Hotel x Reader by FandomWriterss
Hazbin Hotel x Readerby Grace
I watched Hazbin Hotel and did a lot of reading on these guys, so I figured it'd be fun to make one! Buckle up and get yourselves ready for some demon fun!
The Consequences of Aus  (Classic Sans x Au Sans) by Vanspelt1234
The Consequences of Aus (Classic...by Marilex Co
(I can't do lemons because I'm a sinning reader, and not a sinning writer...But we'll see!) Anyways, when Sans found out about the existence of Aus, he started finding o...
Love is just a game - twilight/the Addams family crossover by RedNeckBritt
Love is just a game - twilight/the...by Red Neck Britt
this story is about the Addams familys oldest daughter Crimson Desmonella Addams she is the oldest daughter of Gomez and Morticia Addams they decide to move out of their...
S͓̽t͓̽a͓̽r͓̽ ͓̽b͓̽o͓̽u͓̽n͓̽d͓̽ - dio brando x reader {Complete} by XmarksLashingX
S͓̽t͓̽a͓̽r͓̽ ͓̽b͓̽o͓̽u͓̽n͓̽d͓̽ - d...by Feliciano Bou
um... the anime/manga isnt mine we pray to our god, araki ~ enjoy ^^
Playing With Matches by Sam_le_fou
Playing With Matchesby Sam Camp
Chuck Colt, a cowardly and highly neurotic ghost, must find a way to reunite his soul to his newly zombified body before dawn, lest his (un)death becomes permanent. ...
Dark Humour  by danisnotonchairs2022
Dark Humour by Marie-San
Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • • This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself. WARNING: The jokes in th...
¿America? by kerchoe
¿America?by Ace
Hello. This wont be a very well written story. Im just making it on the way. I really hope i can get at least 10k reads by the end of the year. Anyways onto the summary...
Females creepypastas x Male reader by TheKami_JAMR
Females creepypastas x Male readerby Kami
I still suck at doing descriptions, so I think with the tittle is just enough. Enjoy!
Marry me by Slim-shady101
Marry meby Mia
[EDITING] Ivan Trevelyan is one of the most successful business owners in New York. Dark, cold, and fearsome, his employees are forced to put up with his constant mood s...
Love Potion by mlonirona
Love Potionby mlonirona
"What do you want?" She asked. Panicked, backing away. The vampire followed, stepping forward, dangerously close, looking her over. "You." His voice...
[CRACK] Bandages •●• Zack x Reader / Isaac Foster x Reader by yeahnonotsorry
[CRACK] Bandages •●• Zack x Reader...by NotInUse
This is a fanfiction for Zack x Reader from Angels of Death! You are you and Zack is Zack, Rachel is Rachel, Everyone is everyone, swearing is your habit, life is the wo...