NJ_is_gay: Canada, I dare you to love yourself...
Canada: I do!... I guess I just have trouble liking myself...
America: Which is strange because you are one of the most likable people I know
Mexico: yeah, its true
Canada: You're just saying that...
America: We really gotta work on your self esteem...
NJ_is_gay: (Canada) Punch your brother
America: HIT ME WITH ALL OF YOUR STRENGTH
Canada: I don't know...
America: DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Canada: ok... *very light punch*
America: wow. That was really the best you could do?
Canada: s-sorry...
America: Don't apologize! PUNCH ME! TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME!
Canada: Ok?! *punches America slightly harder*
America: Pretend I'm your inner insecurities-
*Canada punches America so hard in the liver he passes out*
Canada: HOLY CRAP IM SORRY PLEASE COME BACK-
*Once America wakes up*
NJ_is_gay: America, I dare you to hug your worst enemy
America: hmm... which one?
Mexico: I don't know, North Korea?
America: That sounds potentially lethal...I'll do it
*America spots North Korea arguing with South Korea. America takes a deep breath and picks up North Korea in a tight, movement restricting hug*
NK: YOU A** FACE!!! PUT ME DOWN!! I'LL F*CKING MURDER YOU I SWEAR-
America: honestly, setting you down will just be sealing my fate so imma just hand you over to China so he can deal with you
*America runs up to China and hands him NK*
America: this is yours now, goodbye
China: what
NJ_is_gay: I dare America to punch Mexico
America: YOU READY TO F*CKIN DIE?!
Mexico: IMMA BAD B*TCH YOU CANT KILL ME!
*Fighting noises*
Antarctica: Ummm... should we do something about that?
Canada: eh, they'll tire themselves out in about an hour
*about an hour later*
NJ_is_gay: I dare Mexico to throw a taco at someone
Mexico: *throws a taco at America without a hint of hesitation*
America: *catches it and eats it*
NJ_is_gay: I dare Mexico to punch Canada
Mexico: no. That's like daring someone to kick a puppy. You just can't ask that of a person.
Canada: But... you can't turn down a dare!
Mexico: Fine *lightly taps Canadas face with his knuckles* there
NJ_is_gay: Greenland, you're safe...
Jk I dare you to punch a wall
Greenland: well... I guess as long as its not a person
*Greenland punches the wall. He accidentally punches a hole through it*
Greenland: uh oh...
America: hey, better the wall than you!
Greenland: or maybe I shouldn't have done this
Mexico: eh, its fine. that's why we have duct tape!
NJ_is_gay: Antarctica, I dare you to take a shot of hot sauce every time the trio does something stupid
Antarctica: sounds simple enough
Greenland: you're gonna die...
NJ_is_gay: I dare someone to hug you in the next five seconds or else the sun will explode
Antarctica: BABE, QUICK!
*Greenland hugs Antarctica closely, as the trio and countryhumans fandom all fangirl in the distance*
NJ_is_gay: Canada, Where do you see yourself in five years?
Canada: I see myself in a mansion after being elected king of the world after all of my competition mysteriously disappears
America: ...should this concern me?!
NJ_is_gay: America, who was your favorite president?
America: Its pretty darn close between George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and FDR... Uhhhhhhhhhh I think imma go with Abe.... he did carry the Union through the Civil War... and he was a wrestling champion so that was pretty dope
NJ_is_gay: Mexico, Quick, You're trapped on the top floor of a burning building, there is no one with you and you have no phone, you can't call for help; you have fifteen seconds until something horrible happens (probably resulting in your death) what do you do? (Must answer in fifteen seconds or less)
Mexico: that's oddly specific, I'd probably wait out the fifteen seconds and die epically
Greenland: or stupidly
Mexico: hey, might as well die the way I lived
NJ_is_gay: what is the nicest thing the Bois have done for you
Greenland: well, for Ame it was when he gave me the locket, Mexico is always helping around the house along with the other two, and Canada is just pleasant to be around
NAT: *hugging Greenland* We love you mom!
Greenland: yeah, yeah, I love you guys too...
NJ_is_gay: Antarctica, QUICK! you just got biten by a poisonous snake. You are paralyzed from the waist down. You are stranded and dying fast. You have fifteen seconds, what do you do?
Antarctica: cry and wish the people I love the best
J-san02: Can I give Canada a Ross Rifle?
Canada: Thanks! I always regretted throwing out my old one.
America: it jammed easily anyway
Canada: it was a good gun. Not the best for the trenches though.
J-san02: what drawing program do you use?
Author: I sketch my drawings out on a sketchbook and do the rest on Ibis Paint. It's very simple to use and has a lot of free features. I know you can get it on Apple products, but I'm not sure where else. I draw everything on my IPad.
Supercat1237: I dare Canada to have bottles of maple syrup.
Canada: What am I gonna do with all this maple syrup?
America & Mexico: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Canada: IM GONNA DIE *proceeds to chug the maple syrup*
Antarctica: *takes a shot of hot sauce* ooohh... I already regret this...
Supercat1237: I dare America to prank Canada and Mexico back.
America: heck yeah. *puts a fake hand in his sleeve attached to a fake blood pack*
*America walks to the kitchen and gets a cutting board and a knife. He cuts a few vegetables*
Canada: what're you making?
America: dinner
Mexico: be careful with that knife... don't accidentally cut yourself
America: I'll be fine dude, I've used a knife before
*while Mexico and Canada aren't looking, America puts the fake hand on the cutting board and hides his real hand in his sleeve. He cuts open the pack of fake blood. Now it appears as if he had cut his hand off*
America: *blood curdling scream*
Mexico: are you ok- HOLY F*CK!!!
NAT: *Screams*
*Americas scream slowly turns into a laugh as he reveals his real hand from his sleeve. Mexico and Canada stare at him in silence, before bursting out with laughter*
America: I got you guys
Mexico: yeah, you did. And now there is fake blood all over our dinner.
America: eat up, p*ssy
Antarctica: this isn't dumb enough for a shot... right?
Greenland: please spare yourself
Antarctica: *pouring himself another shot*
Greenland: Anta please no
Antarctica: gotta give the people what they want... *tosses back the shot, sweating profusely*
Greenland: stop please
Supercat1237: and I dare you to enjoy your birthday
Author: will do (^з^)-☆ ٩( 'ω' )و ٩( ᐛ )و
Cajun_Yankee: I dare the NAT to dye their hair to each other's flags and confuse Greenland.
Canada: Ooh! Let's swap outfits as well!
America: does that mean I could get my jacket back?!
Mexico: you are still salty about that?!
America: I'm salty about everything
Canada: whatever, let's do this!
America: hey Greenland
Greenland: wha- did you guys swap looks?
Mexico: what are you talking about?
Greenland: don't bullsh*t me, I know you three too well
Canada: we really don't know what you're talking about
Greenland:... did something happen? Did you switch bodies without realizing it?
Mexico: oh sh*t... You're right!
NAT: *panicked screams*
Greenland: calm down! What happened?!
America: I don't know... i guess we must have... dyed
Greenland: ... that was a pun, wasn't it?
America:... sorry
Antarctica: yep, that one deserves a shot...
Greenland: you did convince me that something was genuinely wrong for a moment there though, good job
Mexico: thank you, we try our best
TheBeastXD12345: Canada has to throw away a bottle of maple syrup, Mexico has to throw away a Taco, and America has to throw away a burger
America: I dunno man... this seems like a waste of perfectly good food...
Canada:... I think I've got a better idea
*and so the trio prepared all of their favorite foods and brought them to various food donation centers*
(Thank you all for the dares and questions, and also for all of the birthday wishes! I always have a great time with these Q&A/ask/dare chapters, so thank you for your participation! I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!)