(A/N: Remember, Patrick and Martha are the voices on the speaker. I almost forgot and wrote V.O.S instead haha :) Hope you like this one.)
--Time Waster # 20--
Cami: *Is biting at the net*.
Sal: Well since we're in here, who wants to sing a song?
Charlie & Cami: NO.
Sal: Alright! :D Theeeee wheels on the bus go round and roun--
Charlie: We're in nets!
Sal: The wheels on the nets go--
Charlie: Nets don't have wheels.
Sal: Well, if you're going to be a downer on everything, I wont sing!
Charlie: Thanks.
Sal: -_- *Sighs* Hey Cam--
Cami: BE QUIET, I AM MAKING PROGRESS!
Sal: I hate you people.
Patrick: We're gonna need your numbers to contact your families.
Sal: *Gives their information*.
Patrick: Thanks.
Cami: Sal!!
Sal: Oh, now you wanna talk?
Cami: Oh shut up. Hey, I got my net torn a little bit. :D
Sal: Yeah now it's big enough to fit one leg through. Keep trying.
Cami: But... my teeth hurt now. :(
Sal: Hey, I forgot I have a pocket knife in my shoe.
Cami: Your shoe?
Sal: Whatever. I'm getting out of here first.
Cami: O_O No! *Starts biting the net again*.
Charlie: No offense, but you're both stupid.
Cami: I am not! Unfortunately I can't say the same for Sal.
Sal: Excuse me!? When you were thirteen you thought eggs came from cows!
Cami: IT'S ALL IN THE DAIRY SECTION, IT'S AN EASY MISTAKE!
Sal: OH REALLY!? THEN EGGS WOULD BE BABY COWS!
Cami: My head was very spacious back then...
Charlie: It still is.
Cami: Wha- Hey! *Starts thrashing around in the net, trying to get out* I'LL KILL YOU, CHARLIE!
Charlie: *Yawns and examines nails* Yeah, okay.
Cami: *Glares*.
*WITH PATRICK AND MARTHA*
Patrick: Did you contact the families?
Martha: Yes, someone named Edna answered for Sal. She said we might as well keep her because there's no way in heck she's gonna pay money to bail that brat out of jail.
Patrick: But she isn't in jail, she was kidnapped.
Martha: That's what I said. Her response was, "EVEN BETTER!" Then she laughed like a maniac and hung up.
Patrick: Hmm.
*BACK WITH THE GIRLS*
Charlie: They know we can still hear them, right?
Cami: *Shrugs* Ha, Sal. Isn't it nice to know that no one's going to help you out of here?
Sal: Oh please, your mom will get me out of here.
Cami: So you agree that you have no chance of escaping on your own?
Sal: Shut up, Cami.
Martha: Could you two be quiet? We're going to go get some food.
Patrick: Yeah, so don't mess anything up while we're gone.
Martha: What in the world are they gonna mess up!? THEY'RE IN NETS!
Patrick: LET'S JUST GO, OKAY!? I want pizza.
Martha: You and your stupid pizza.
Patrick: DON'T HATE ON PIZZA!
Charlie: SHUT IT! Gosh, you two are worse than Sal and Cami.
Sal & Cami: Hey!
Charlie: *Shrugs* You know its true.
Sal: Well...
Cami: I guess...
Patrick: *Groans* I can't wait to be away from these kids.
Martha: It's only gonna take like ten minutes. *Leaves with Patrick*.
*A COUPLE MINUTES LATER*
Cami: Are they gone?
Charlie: *Sarcastically* Well, considering we can totally see them...
Cami: This is no time for sarcasm. Quit being a witch.
Charlie: *Glares*.
Alfred: Hello??
Sal: ALFRED!
Cami: Awh, did someone miss their little boyfriend?
Sal: He's not my boyfriend!!
Alfred: -_- I can't believe you two still manage to make each other mad when you're kidnapped.
Charlie: You should have been here earlier then. You missed quite a show.
Sal: Shut up, Charlotte.
Charlie: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE FREAKING NAME!?!?
Sal: Do me a favor and don't save Charlie.
Alfred: Will do.
Charlie: Alfred! Ugh, I hate you people.
Alfred: *Shines flashlight up* How am I supposed to reach you?
Darren: Hit a growth spurt?
Alfred: Shut up.
Cami: Yay! Darren's here!
Sal: *Snickers*.
Cami: Shut it.
Charlie: Where's Jack?
Darren: In the getaway car.
Alfred: Also known as Sal's grandmother's car.
Sal: She let you take her precious Cadillac to save me!? I knew she loved me!! ^_^
Alfred: Well then this is awkward...
Sal: What?
Darren: We were visiting Cami's mom when she got the call and--
Cami: Wait, why were you visiting my mom?
Darren: Well I went to see you and Alfred insisted on coming with because he thinks your mom is--
Alfred: -- AN AMAZING BAKER OF BROWNIES!
Darren: No, you think her mom is hot.
Alfred: *Sighs* Thanks a lot, butt pickle.
Cami: *Makes a disgusted face*.
Darren: So anyway, when we mentioned that we wanted to go save you guys Sal's grandma said, "Sal needs to grow up and stop whining for the help of others."
Sal: :o
Alfred: Then I added that Cami and Charlie were there and she said, "Nooo, not sweet Cami!" and she handed us her keys.
Cami: *Sings* Grandma loves me!!
Sal: She's my grandmother, not yours!
Cami: IF YOU CAN CLAIM BEN, I'M CLAIMING YOUR GRANDMA!
Sal: NO!
Cami: YES!
Sal: N--
Jack: *From outside* HURRY UP!
Cami: Yeah we have like five minutes or something now until they get back.
Darren: Right, so... Alfred, get on all fours. I'll stand on your back so I can cut the nets open for the girls to climb out.
Alfred: Why do I have to be the freaking step-stool!?
Darren: Because I said so.
Alfred: You're turning into a male Sal.
Sal: Hey!
Cami: Don't be rude! Sal's already a male.
Sal: I AM NOT!
Alfred: She doesn't even look like a dude.
Cami: Have you seen her when she wakes up in the morning?
Sal: SHUT UP, CAMI!
Cami: *Stifles laughter*.
Darren: Alfred--
Alfred: I know! *Gets down*.
Darren: Thanks.
*AFTER THE GIRLS ARE FREE! :D*
Sal: Hey, Cami?
Cami: What?
Sal: I just wanted to say that I'm sor-- *Begins choking Cami*.
Cami: What th-- gakgakgak.
Charlie: *Rolls her eyes and pulls Sal away* Wait until we're out of here! *Quickly drags Sal out of the room with the others*.
*OUTSIDE*
Jack: What took you guys so long?
Charlie: Just drive. >:(
*A COUPLE MINUTES LATER - WITH MARTHA AND PATRICK*
Martha: We're bac-- DANG IT! *Throws pizza at the wall*.
Patrick: I was looking forward to eating that!
Martha: Shut it, Patrick. They escaped.
Patrick: Noooo!
Martha: Quit being so dramatic. That was our vacation money!! Now we have to spend summer vacation stuck in this stupid warehouse! And it smells like dead cat!
Patrick: That might be Fluffy. It's been a while since we've seen him.
Martha: UGH!!
*AT SAL'S HOUSE - REUNITED WITH THE ENTIRE FAMILY*
S.G: Oh, Cami! I'm so glad you're alive! *Hugs Cami*.
Cami: Me too! It was so scary!
Sal: No it wasn't.
S.G: BE QUIET, SAL!
Sal: >:P
C.M: I'm so happy you're all here now and safe. Let's order Chinese food.
Cami: Yum! ^_^
Sal: Don't forget to ask for fortune cookies!
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