(A/N: This is probably my favorite one so far XD I hope you like it.)
--Time Waster # 19--
*THE NEXT DAY - IN A DARK WAREHOUSE*
Sal: *Wakes up on a cement floor* What the crap is going on?
Cami: *Turns on a flashlight and holds it under her face* Hello, Sal Thunder. I've been expecting you to wake up soon.
Sal: Cami, what the heck are you doing?
Cami: *Shrugs shoulders* I don't know. I'm bored. I woke up like 10 minutes ago. Do you know where we are?
Sal: No. Where is everyone?
Charlie: *Mumbles* I'm here. *Sits up and stretches* Man, sleeping on the floor is painful.
Sal: Charlie, do you know where we are or how we got here?
Charlie: Not a clue. But my guess is Ca-- oh wait, she's right here. Well... Not a clue.
Cami: Hmm. I'll pretend that didn't just offend me.
Charlie: I'd greatly appreciate it.
Cami: Mhm. So, what should we do? Circle the place and look for an exit?
Sal: It's too dark to see in here.
Cami: I have a flashlight, smart one.
Sal: Right. *Gets up along with Charlie and Cami and starts walking around*.
Charlie: Well this is- *gets lifted up into the air* AHHHHHH!
Cami: Shut up!! *Shines a light at Charlie and bursts out into laughter* She got caught up into one of those lifting net thingies! Sal! Oh gosh.. *Starts walking towards Sal* What a dumba-- *Screams while getting lifted up into another net thing*.
Charlie: Karma's a witch.
Cami: I'm a bigger one. Just wait til I get my hands on you, Charlotte.
Charlie: Don't call me that!
Cami: *Snickers*.
Sal: Stop bickering like a couple of toddlers.
Cami: Well Sal, it's just a matter of time before you get caught up in one of these, too. *Tosses Sal the flashlight through one of the holes in the net* Be careful and get us out of here because-- *doesn't get to finish because Sal gets lifted up into a net*.
Sal: Agh! Ugh! DANG IT!
Cami: I have a sudden urge to beat the noodles out of you.
Sal: Noodles?
Cami: DON'T QUESTION ME WHEN I'M TICKED OFF, WOMAN!
Sal: Chill out. *Mutters* Psycho.
Cami: Oh, shut it.
Charlie: Hey. Where are the guys?
Cami & Sal: ...
Sal: THIS BETTER NOT BE BECAUSE OF THEM!!!
Voice Over Speaker: Hello, children.
Cami: Oh no! It's gonna be like that 'I wanna play a game' movie, isn't it!?
V.O.S: Have you even seen that movie?
Cami: I've seen hilarious parodies.
V.O.S: *Sighs* It isn't like that. At least, I don't mean for it to be.
Cami: I KNEW IT! Listen guys, only one of us is going to survive. And judging by my mad ninja skills and complete awesomeness, I just have this feeling that it's going to be me. So I just want you both to know that Charlie, I always thought you were kinda clingy, and Sal... I always thought you were kinda bossy.
Sal & Charlie: WHAT!?
Charlie: I AM NOT CLINGY!
Sal: AND I AM NOT BOSSY! I DEMAND YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Cami: *Raises an eyebrow*.
Sal: Shut. Up.
V.O.S: I'M STILL HERE!
Cami: WELCOME! :D
Sal: *Sighs and rubs her temples* I'm stuck in a room with the dumbest girl on the planet.
Cami: Sal! Charlie is right there! Don't say that!
Charlie: Hey! Who says that she's talking about me!? Maybe she's talking about you!
Cami: *Scoffs* Doubtful.
Charlie: Seriously? Whatever. Then if Sal's bossy, and I'm clingy, you're.. YOU'RE DRAMATIC!
Cami: *Gasps* I can't believe you would say something like that! That is so untrue! Fine, fine... Just leave me to die here on your way out.
Charlie: What? What the heck?
Sal: Yeah, what's that about?
Cami: I was giving the guilt trip a try. Didn't work out for me to well.
Sal: Clearly.
V.O.S: Ugh! Shush! Gosh if I'd known the three of you were so freaking annoying I would have taken the boys instead!
Sal: Oh believe me, they're much worse.
Cami: Hey! Don't talk about my Darren.. I was gonna add something like 'bear' at the end but I realized it's a hard name to add nicknames to, so.. Oh! Don't talk about my teddy bear like that!
Sal: He does not resemble a teddy bear. At all.
Cami: Yes he does! He has blue eyes!
Charlie: Uh no. My teddy bear has brown eyes, so that doesn't work.
Cami: Whatever. Brown hair! Lots of teddy bears have brown fur.
Charlie: Mine is more of a butterscotch color. Like yellowish.
Cami: WHATEVER!!!!
V.O.S: *Groans* Oh my gosh! Is it-- Is it too late to trade them in?
Other Voice: Yes.
V.O.S: *Sighs* Alright. I'll just try to suck it up. Let's begin.
*AN HOUR INTO THE KIDNAPPING THING (A/N: I guess that's what it is.. lol)*
Cami: *Gasps* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Charlie: NEVER!
Cami: Charlie, when I get out of here I'm going to cut off your hands and shove them do--
Charlie: If.
Cami: -- WHAT!?
Charlie: If you get out of here.
Cami: If?! I HAVE MORE OF A CHANCE AT GETTING OUT OF HERE THAN YOU DO!
Charlie: It takes brains to get out of here. Something you happen to lack.
Sal: *Whistles*.
V.O.S: *Is banging his/her head on a desk* Thud. Thud. Thud.
Other Voice: Ooh, that's a good one. Get her back, dramatic one!
Cami: Hey!
Other Voice: Sorry, don't know your names.
Charlie: What, no comeback?
Cami: ... It looks like your face caught fire and someone put it out with a fork!
Charlie: :o
Other Voice: *Whistles* Woo!! Drama is in the lead! Whatchya got Clingy?
Charlie: >:( If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.
Cami: I thought only guy dogs lifted up their legs.
Charlie: UGH!
Other Voice: I'm glad we took these ones. They're amusing.
V.O.S: What. Ever. *Drops head back onto desk* Can we just get on with our plans!?
Other Voice: Ah, yes. Uh.. What were they?
V.O.S: *Sighs* I hate my job.
Other Voice: I did too, until today. ^_^
V.O.S: *Sighs* So, children. I guess we just plan on keeping you here for a ransom, because neither of us remember our plans and I could really use some pudding cups, sooo.. I'll just let your parents hand over the cash so I can stock up.
Other Voice: *Groans* You and your stupid pudding cups!
V.O.S: They aren't stupid! They're very delicious!
Other Voice: Whatever. Just don't start complaining when they're all gone like you did last time. "OH NO! WHO ATE MY LAST PUDDING CUP!? WAS IT YOU, MARTHA!?" *Sighs*.
V.O.S: ... You just told them your name...
Other Voice (Martha! :D): ... Well crap.
Cami: So Martha and other voice, how much would you like? Because I enjoy stocking up on pudding cups as well, and you're not taking all the cash from my pudding cup fund.
Sal: *Rolls her eyes* She wouldn't even use a penny of it for school stuff! Instead, she came to school at the beginning of the year with a backpack full of pudding cups.
Cami: I made so many friends. ^_^
Sal: Yeah, until you ran out.
Cami: >:( Backstabbers. They only wanted my pudding! *Pretends to cry*.
V.O.S: Wow you weren't kidding, she really is dramatic.
Cami: Shut it, sasquatch!
V.O.S: Why don't we just kill this one and stuff her body in a furnace? No one has to know.
Martha: Well Patrick, considering you just said that over the speaker, I'm not sure how well that's going to go for you.
Patrick: YOU SAID MY NAME! DANG IT! This is our last job. >_<
Cami: Hey! You can not stuff me in a furnace, Patrick!
Sal: Actually he could. I mean, you are pretty short.
Cami: If we weren't in seperate nets, I'd cut that one open and push your butt out!
Sal: That wouldn't hurt too bad. We're not that high off the ground.
Cami: Sal?
Sal: Yes?
Cami: A tongue moves when people talk, right?
Sal: Yeah.
Cami: Do you value your tongue?
Sal: Um, yes..
Cami: Good. So keep your mouth shut, and we shouldn't have any problems.
Charlie: Psst!! Sal!
Sal: What?
Charlie: She might actually do it.
Sal: She can't even reach me! I'm not scared.
Cami: *Reaches out of one of the holes and grabs Sal's net and pulls it closer to hers*.
Sal: AGH! OHMYGOSH!!! OH MY FREAKING GOSH! SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!! HEEELLLPPP!!
Cami: Shut up! Gosh, and you think I'm dramatic?
Everyone But Cami: Yes.
Cami: If I get out of here, I'm leaving the two of you behind.
Sal: Nice to know. I'll keep that in mind when I actually escape first.
Charlie: Please, we all know I'm the smartest. I'll be out of here in no time.
Sal: Yeah? And how do you plan on doing that without any tools?
Charlie: Pfft! Like I'm telling you!
Sal: *Leans towards Cami's net and whispers* She doesn't know.
Cami: *Shakes head*.
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