North America Gang

By hellllllnah

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North America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough histo... More

Hey, You Sexy B*tch
Read this so everything else makes sense
ESCALERA, OHHHHHH
Night out with tha boiiiissss
You Wouldnt Like Me Before My Covfefe
What am i doing with my life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!
Surprise Camping Trip
An old friend
Not A Dog. NOT A DOG.
Dude, Don't Jinx It!
At Least We Have Each Other
A Spooky Story
We Should Do This Again Sometime
BEGONE GHOST!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEXICO!!!
Ow! Heat is Hot!
Fair Enough
Fortress Of Swagitude
Scary Movie (short comic)
JUST FRICKIN BEAT US WILL YOU?!
WE SAID NO HOMO/REALITY IS AN ILLUSION
DROP THE GUN! / PARTY TIME!
Truth or Dare!! (Also ghosts)
Gee, thanks for ruining the moment
Holy frick this is a terrible idea
I'll think about it
Holy Sh*t, There's Ghosts!
Pace yourself you sad sack of-/ wholesome
This Got Weird
... tacos?
Q&A
Pointless Drama!?
Oh Shoot! I Jinxed It!
I BET WE'RE GONNA TELL THEM FIRST!
Gotcha
Well THAT was unexpected
Somethings Wrong I Can Feel It
Breaking the law
Absolutly NOTHING goes wrong (I swear guys please believe me)
EVERYTHING GOES HORRIBLY WRONG (dont believe me guys this is a lie)
Pianos and the Art of Conversation
Brother Bonding Time
Contributing to the economy and getting that cash
Skeleton Puns and Wholesome Fun
Canada Talks to Himself to Fill the Emptiness of the Quiet Household
GIRLS NIGHT (gender bend chpt)
Origin chapter
Camping once again
Just guys being dudes
Q&A
Idk what to call this one tbh
THIS IS HALLOWEEN!/wtf
I hope y'all are having a great day <3
Strange, the passage of time
Its not gay if they say no homo... right?
Part 99: Its Rewind Time
Chapter 100 special
Long and boring chapter before drama ensues
:)
Drama Ensues
Ok then....
Canada is best boy
Damn commies
Friendship
Eboys and Goths
It is my birthday boiiiiiiiiissssssssssss
Its still my birthday so here is some funny lols
Greenland is the best mom; change my mind
It'll be ok
Greenland is still best mom (France is pretty cool too tho)
Honestly family goals tbh
Winter is here
The Five Stages of Greif
Sabotage and Revenge
Advanced grounding
Hol' up......
PABLO NO!
Mauvais Garรงons
Dog park/boom
Uh oh
Alien boy
The thick plottens
America does a dumb
Mexico Is A Jealous BBY
Mexico is still a jealous bby
Until next time!
Christmas Eve boiiiiisssssss
Holiday special boiiiiiissss
Q&A
My IPad died :D (delicious art)
This is a short 5 second chapter for story purposes
New Cover Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyysssssss
Lets get this party started!
New year same idiots
Musicccccc
Rock Music and Pleasent Surprises
Rock Stars and Peer Pressure
The Show Must STOP/uh ohhhhh
The ForestHELP ME DEAR GOD- dont mind her- MIND ME PLEASE!!!!!
The Forest
Cajun_Yankees wild adventure
This chapter walked so the next one could run away with its wallet
Deep discussion by the fire
ART BOOIIIIIISSSS (my hand hurts)
Dang (im the best at titles)
Dang part two (the sequal) (continuation)
Reunion/MY LIFE IS BEING RUINED BY THE INTERNET
Americas terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
GUESS WHOS BACK B*TCHESSSSSSSSS
SHOPPING B*TCHESSSSSS/Mexy gets jealous again
DRAMA B*TCHESSSSSSSSS
OhhhHhhhHhhhHhh NoooOooOOOoooo
โ™ฅ๏ธŽNekomis guide to ๐•ƒ๐•†๐•๐”ผโ™ฅ๏ธŽ
:(
An adventure?!?!!?!?!!
:D
๐˜‹๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค adventure?!?!?!??!??!!!??!
TฬถAฬธCฬถOฬธSฬถ (short chapter)
We stan a frog god
SHUT UP YOU'RE AWESOME
Pog (short chapter)
*insert funny marvel/dc reference*
Under tha seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Zombiesss
I drew an old art
This chapter is long and monarchy-ish
North America but like fusion but like ive never watched SU
ฮฃTฮฃRฮ ฮ”L Hฮ”PPIฮ ฮฃSS
Q&A

Shopping trip!

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By hellllllnah

(Request from NJ_is_gay: The Schuyler Sisters)

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The trio were busy figuring out what they wanted to do.

"I'm borrreeeeedddddd let's go out already!" America exclaimed.

"Where?" Mexico asked.

"How am I supposed to know?" America asked.

"We can go to the mall. I need more shirts," Canada suggested. America nodded.

"Perfect! I've been feeling the need for pointless money spending!" America exclaimed. Mexico and Canada shrugged. Since they were already dressed from their walk last night they hopped in the car and headed out. While they were on the road, Canada got a text.

(G: Greenland, C: Canada)

G: where are you guys?

C: we are going to the mall

G: ok. Are you fine by yourselves?

C: yeah... we can swing back and pick u up if you wanna come with us

G: no, it's ok. I'm gonna take a nap. Have fun.

C: ok, bye

G: bye. stay safe.

Canada put his phone back in his pocket.

"No bullsh*t, right?" Canada asked. America shrugged.

"We'll try," America said. The trio got to the mall and decided to stop at the clothing store. Canada was picking out some epic t-shirts while America was looking for a new jacket.

"Ok... I'll get a new jacket so that you can get full custody of the one you stole from me," America said. Mexico crossed his arms.

"I'm not a criminal! I'd say that this jacket was a charitable exchange," Mexico said.

"Exchange? What did I get out of it?" America asked.

"It's simple, I got a sweet new jacket, and you got a warm feeling in your heart knowing that you are such a good friend," Mexico said. America crossed his arms.

"Nope, my heart is as cold and dead as always," America said.

"Drama queen," Mexico said. While Canada was looking for more shirts, he ran into Nekomi.

"Oh, hey Nekomi what are you-," Canada said. Nekomi shushed him and pulled him behind a clothes rack.

"Shhh! Something suspicious has been going on around here! And I am trying to get to the bottom of it!" Nekomi exclaimed. Canada stared at her blankly.

"...I don't follow," Canada said. Nekomi pointed to Italy and Germany, who were hanging out at the mall.

"Italy seems way to calm about the whole 'missing' thing... he doesn't remember anything about it! But while looking through old pictures, I saw this!" Nekomi exclaimed, holding up her phone for Canada to see. Nekomi scrolled through a bunch of photos of Italy, with another strange figure in the background.

"Oh... creepy," Canada said. Nekomi crossed her arms.

"You don't get it Maple! Someone was following him! But it wasn't just him, look at this!" Nekomi exclaimed, showing Canada pictures of Mexico with the same figure in the background.

"....Nekomi... have you been taking pictures of people without their knowledge or permission?" Canada asked. Nekomi put her phone down.

"It's for a noble cause! And don't you think it's strange?" Nekomi asked.

"I don't know... I'm kind of focused on the fact that you have been spying on us for over a month," Canada said. Nekomi sighed.

"Ok, whatever, maybe I'm just over speculating again... just be careful, you never know who's out to get you," Nekomi warned.

"Ok, whatever you say, just please stop spying on us," Canada said. Nekomi nodded and let Canada return to America and Mexico.

"Oh hey bro, did you find some shirts?" America asked.

"Uhh, yeah... and I found out that Nekomi has been spying on us for awhile," Canada said. America shrugged.

"I mean, yeah. Sounds like her," America said. Canada shrugged. The trio then decided to stop and get some boba tea (or bubble tea, as I have been informed people also call it that). The trio were relaxing and reminiscing because that's what they always do.

"We always talk about our past so much, why don't we talk about current stuff?" Canada asked.

"Scary. Far far too scary by far. I'm scared," America replied. Canada shrugged.

"That's fair," Canada said.

"Uhh.... we can talk about our friends?" Mexico suggested.

"Oh yeah... those people. Hey remember when I convinced everyone including myself that NK died?" America said. The other two laughed.

"Oh yeah! Hey remember when your president-," Mexico started.

"SHHHHHHHHH!!!! We've gone this long.... let's just.... shhhhhhh," America said. Mexico nodded.

"Ok, fair enough," Mexico said.

"Hey... remember how Italy was missing one day and just.... was there the next? What's up with that?" Canada said. America shrugged.

"I mean, it's great that he's ok, but it is kinda sus," America said. Mexico shrugged.

"I hate to say this... but do you think maybe... he... Y'know... drank a bit too much angry juice and ran away from home?" Mexico asked. America shrugged.

"I don't know. I don't think it's any of our business anyway," America said.

"Anyway, where should we head next?" Canada asked.

"Arcade?" America exclaimed. So they went to the arcade. While they were walking through the arcade, Canada noticed a big stuffed bear at the prize table.

"Hey... is it just me or does that bear look... high?" Canada asked. The person behind the counter, Switzerland, shrugged.

"Yeah, they messed up stitching his eyes, so he looks cross eyed and disoriented," Switzerland said.

"I need that high bear in my life," Canada said. The trio were playing a bunch of games, trying to get enough tickets to win the high bear. While Mexico was playing on one of the machines, he spotted Russia.

"Oh, hey Russ! What are you doing?" Mexico asked.

"I came here with a few friends. We are trying to win the ultimate prize," Russia said.

"What prize is that?" Mexico asked. Russia pointed at the high bear. America walked up to Russia.

"That bear is ours... if you really want it, you're gonna have to fight us for it," America said. Canada looked between the two nervously.

"Ah sh*t, here we go again...," Canada said.

Russia and America walked up to the pinball machine. They each took turns on the machine, trying to see who could get the most tickets.

"Hah! Thirty six! Beat that!" America exclaimed. So Russia did, getting forty tickets.

"F*ck," America said. They then moved onto Pac-Man, in which America got more tickets, then onto space invaders, in which Russia got more tickets.

"Um... they do realize that it's less of a 'who can get more tickets' competition and more of a 'who can get enough tickets to buy the bear first' competition, right?" Mexico said. Canada shrugged.

"Eh, they're having fun. Let's let them be," Canada said. Soon, they finished the last game.

"Ha! I have won!" America exclaimed.

"I can't believe this utter bullsh*t," Russia said. America crossed his arms.

"Language," America said.

"Shut up! You're not my babysitter anymore!" Russia exclaimed. America shrugged. America bought the high looking bear, that he could have literally bought thirty minutes ago seeing how the bear only cost 20 tickets. He handed it to Canada, who hugged it close.

"I'm naming him Snoop," Canada said.

"Fitting," Mexico said. Suddenly, Canada got a text.

G: where are you guys? It's almost 2:30.

C: we are still at the mall. We'll be back soon

"Ok boys, mom wants us back home," Canada exclaimed.

"Wait! There is just one place I have to stop by really quickly!" America exclaimed. The trio walked through the mall to a jewelry store. America went in for a few minutes and came back out.

"What was that about?" Mexico asked. America smiled.

"Just had to place a special order, you'll see soon," America said. Mexico shrugged. The trio hurried home before Greenland got too worried about them.

When they got back home, they saw Greenland chilling on the couch with Snowball and Pablo.

"Hey guys, how was the mall?" Greenland asked.

"Fun! I got shirts and a high bear!" Canada exclaimed. America held up the new jacket he got for himself.

"Well I got an awesome new jacket," America said. Mexico raised his empty hands in the air.

"I went outside!" Mexico exclaimed.

"That's great, did you guys get something to eat?" Greenland asked. America shrugged.

"We got boba, does that count?" America asked . Greenland laughed. The trio smiled, noticing that Greenland seemed a lot happier in their company than before they moved in.

"I heard there's a new restaurant in town, you guys want to stop by there for an early dinner?" Greenland asked.

"Heck yeah!" America exclaimed.

"It's a bit fancy though, so I need you three to dress up and pretend to be regular adults," Greenland said. The trio nodded and went to their rooms to get ready. Greenland smiled to himself.

"I never thought I'd be a mother...," Greenland said to himself. Greenland always liked living a simple, quiet life. But it was hard to do that with the trio. He used to think it was annoying, but now, he can't imagine life without them.

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