--Time Waster # 14--
Cami: *Comes into the dining room holding a clipboard and dressed in all red* Well Sal, as you may know, Valentines Day is coming up soon.
Sal: *Is sitting at the kitchen table eating toast* What's your point?
Cami: We have to be ready!!
Sal: We still have like... thirteen days.
Cami: So? We still need to be prepared for it!! We have to decoooooooorraaaaaate!!
Sal: No we doooooonnn'ttt. Now go away, It's six a.m. and I want to eat my breakfast in peace. What are you doing up so early anyway? Don't you usually sleep til around noon?
Cami: I couldn't get to sleep. -_-
Sal: You didn't sleep at all last night?
Cami: No. I was too busy planning for Valentines Day. Now get dressed, we have to go to the store to get supplies!!!
Sal: I am dressed.
Cami: No you aren't.
Sal: Yes I am.
Cami: *Points to the stairs and yells* GO CHANGE INTO YOUR PAJAMAS!!
Sal: YOU'RE WEIRD! *Gets up and runs out of the room*.
Cami: Drama Queen.
*A WHILE LATER - AT THE STORE*
Sal: I don't like wearing my pajamas to the store. >:(
Cami: I do! Look at my slippers!! ^_^ They're bunniiiiieeeesss!
Sal: -_- I can't believe I'm stuck here with you.
Cami: Okay, we need pink and red paint.
Sal: What for..?
Cami: Chill out, we're not painting the house. I rented a building and they're letting me paint it.
Sal: How'd you rent a building? You've been in jail too many times - you can't be trusted! They should know that!
Cami: I know! The first place I went to, the lady freaked out and hid under her desk. Then I said 'Wait, I meant to say my name was Sal Thunder!'
Sal: So she let you rent it?
Cami: Are you crazy!? She called the police! They're more scared of you than they are of me!
Sal: ... Hm.
Cami: So I went somewhere else and gave them Charlie's name instead.
Sal: Ah. It's always the nice people they never suspect.
Cami: Yeah. After the Valentines Day party is over, no place will ever rent to a Charlotte Smith.
Sal: Her real name is Charlotte?
Cami: Yeah.
Sal: How did I miss her mentioning that?
Cami: Oh, she never did.
Sal: Then how'd you find out?
Cami: ... Are we just gonna stand around and question what I do during my alone time or are we gonna shop for crap!?
Sal: I don't think they sell crap here...
Cami: >:( *Punches Sal in the face and puts her in the cart*.
Sal: ZzzzzZzzzZzz.....
Old Lady: :O
Cami: And that, madame, is how you take care of a person that bothers you.
Old Lady: *Quickly walks away*.
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Sal: *Wakes up in the shopping cart in a vacant parking lot* What the- SHE LEFT ME HERE!?!?
*AT CAMI'S HOUSE*
Sal: *Comes into the house looking mad and slams door shut*.
Cami: Hello??
Sal: *Walks into the living room where everyone is hanging out*.
Charlie: Where the crap have you been??
Sal: CAMI KNOCKED ME OUT AT THE STORE AND LEFT ME IN THE PARKING LOT!! IN A SHOPPING CART!!
Everyone But Cami & Sal: CAMI!!
Alfred: You said she was visiting her grandma!!
Cami: And you believed me? Dude, her grandma hates her!
Sal: She does not hate me!!
Everyonee But Sal: Yes she does.
Sal: *Glares* I'm going to bed.
Cami: But it's not even late yet...
Sal: Shut up!!! *Stomps out of the room*.
Alfred: Someone's cranky...
Sal: I HEARD THAT!!
Alfred: :P
*LATER THAT NIGHT - DINNER TIME*
C.M: Oh, I'm just so happy that my oldest child got married! ^_^
Ben & Sophia: :)
C.M: So Cami, when will you get married and move out?
Cami: I'm fifteen...
C.M: So?? Lots of kids get married at fifteen.
Cami: You're just trying to get rid of me, aren't you?
C.M: Of course not!! *Starts whistling*.
Cami: -_-
Sal: *Stifles laughter*.
Cami: Shut up! Your grandma still hates you!
Sal: >_< One day Cami... One day.
Cami: Do you ever continue a sentence or just repeat yourself like an idiot?
Sal: SHUT UP!
C.M: No yelling at the table, please. :)
Sal: Sorry mom.
Cami: SHE'S MY MOM!!!!
C.M: Cami! I said NO YELLING!
Cami: >_< I hate this place.
Ben: Well Sophia and I should get going. We're going on our honeymoon tonight and we don't wanna miss our plane.
C.M: Okay, have fun you two!
Ben & Sophia: *Get up and leave*.
Sal: Ohhh. I have to be somewhere. *Gets up*.
Cami: Where?
Sal: No where... Home... NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! *Runs out of house*.
Darren: What a spaz.
Cami: *Nods in agreement*.
*THE NEXT MORNING - FIVE A.M.*
Darren: Tell me why we're doing this again?
Cami: I want to suprise Ben and Sophia on their honeymoon.
Darren: I don't think they're going to like that...
Cami: I know. Mostly I'm just going to make sure he likes me better than Sal.
Darren: o_O Okay...
Cami: She will NOT steal my brother! WILL NOT, I SAY! WILL NOT!
Darren: Cami, it's five a.m. Do the world a favor and introduce your bottom lip to your upper lip.
Cami: Are you telling me to shut up!?
Darren: Yes.
Cami: >:( Well that was blunt.
*BOARDING THE PLANE*
Cami: *Sits down next to Darren*.
Darren: Well this should be fun. I've never been to Hawaii.
Sal: Cami!?
Cami: *Sees Sal* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sal: *Gives Cami a weird look and sits across from her*.
Jack: *Sits next to Sal*.
Cami: What the crap are you two doing here!?
Sal: Going to Hawaii to visit my brother. Duh.
Cami: First of all: MY BROTHER!! Second: You can't visit them! They're on their honeymoon!
Sal: Then what are you doing?
Cami: Hawaii has good tacos...
Sal: Riiiight. Have you ever been to Hawaii?
Cami: No...
Sal: Exactly. So I'm pretty sure the real reason you're going to Hawaii is to visit Ben and Sophia.
Jack: That is so wrong Cami.
Cami: Um, might I remind you that you're doing the same thing?
Jack: Yeah but not by choice.
Sal: Hey! I didn't make you come!
Jack: You kind of did.
Cami: Sal, you're such a nice girlfriend.
Sal: Zip it, Miss Sarcastic.
Cami: >:P
Sal: *Raises her hand up for a random person that works there to see* Excuse me! Could I get some peanuts, please?
Cami: You don't even like the peanuts they give out on airplanes.
Sal: I know. *Recieves peanuts and begins to open them*.
Cami: Then why do you-- *Gets hit in the face with a peanut* Hey!
Sal: *Puts another in her mouth and spits it at Cami's face*.
Cami: Ew!! Can I get some peanuts, too??
Sal: *Spits another out at Cami*.
Cami: *Recieves the peanuts and begins spitting them at Sal*.
*ONE HOUR AND SEVERAL EMPTY PEANUT PACKAGES LATER*
Sal: My mouth is out... of spit... *Smacks her mouth open and closed a couple of times*.
Person Working There: You're going to have to clean this up. I'm not bringing you anymore peanuts. *Walks away*.
*OVER INTERCOM*: Attention passangers, we will be landing in Hawaii in fifteen minutes. We hope you enjoyed your flight.
Cami: I DIDN'T! I'VE BEEN SITTING IN THE SAME SEAT FOR SEVERAL HOURS AND I CAN NO LONGER FEEL MY LEGS!!
Sal: ME NEITHER!
Darren: They can't hear you!!
Cami & Sal: *Stick their tongues out at Darren*.
Darren: -_-
*OFF THE PLANE - AT BEN & SOPHIA'S HOTEL*
Cami: *Knocks on door*.
Ben: Who is it?
Sal: *In terrible french accent* Room service!!
Ben: Uh, okay...
Cami: Your accent sucked.
Sal: Shut up!
Ben: *Opens door* What the heck are you guys doing here!?
Sal: BROTHER! *Hugs Ben*.
Ben: ... *Awkwardly hugs Sal back*.
Cami: STOP HUGGING MY BROTHER!! *Pulls Sal away and drags her down the hall*.
Darren: They made us come.
Sal: *From down the hall* OW! STOP PULLING MY HAIR!!!!!!!!
Cami: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! LET GO OF MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: We really didn't want to...
Jack, Ben, & Darren: *Stand there awkwardly until Cami and Sal come back*.
Sophia: *Comes to the door* Hey-- what the heck happened to you two!?
Cami & Sal: SHE STARTED IT! NUH UH! SHE DID! *Glare at each other*.
Cami: I hate you!
Sal: I HATE YOU MORE!
Cami: I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS!
Sal: WELL I, ON THE OTHER HAND, WOULD NEVER WISH SOMETHING OF THE SORT ON MY 'FRENEMIES'!! I WOULD PREFER THAT YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE ITCH ON YOUR LEG, BUT CAN'T GET IT BECAUSE YOU'RE CURSED WITH TINY T-REX ARMS!!!!!
Cami: *Dramatic gasp*.
Sal: Oh yeah!
Jack: Good one.
Sal: I know right.
Cami: *Walks away*.
Jack: *High fives Sal* That was nice.
Sal: Yeah, it's all-- *Gets hit over the head with a flower pot*.
Cami: I had no good comeback.
Sal: ZzzZzZZzzz...
Darren: Bad stuff always happens to her...
Ben & Sophia: D:
Cami: Yeah it's not really her best week...
*LATER THAT DAY - IN THE HOTEL ROOM*
Cami: So how's your trip going??
Ben & Sophia: -.-
Cami: ????
Ben: It was going great.
Cami: Awhhh, what happened?
Ben & Sophia: *Look at Cami like she's stupid*.
Cami: ^_^
Darren: *Is repeatedly dropping his head onto the table*.
Sal: *Has bandage wrapped around her head and is sitting on couch looking ticked off*.
Jack: I want to go home.
Sal: Quit complaining.
Jack: >:( *Lightly pokes Sal's bandaged head*
Sal: OW! I TOLD YOU EARLIER, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO DO THAT ANYMORE!! ITS NOT FUNNY!
Cami: It is to everyone else.
Sal: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Cami: *Sings* You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Sal: Well if you're going to sing it at least call me MRS!!
Cami: Why?
Sal: BECAUSE I'M A GIRL!!
Cami: Really?!?!??! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! :o
Sal: I officially hate you.
Cami: *Cackles* I know. ^_^
Darren: If we're going to be stuck here, can we please get some food?
Ben: *Jumps up* Why don't Sophia and I go get some?
Cami: Silly, Ben. We'll just call room service!
Ben: >:( *Drops back down onto the couch*.
Sophia: ...
Cami: *Picks up the phone and calls room service* Hey, can we get some pepperoni pizza up here to room 721? Thanks! *Hangs up*.
Sal: I'm not in the mood for pizza.
Cami: No one cares.
Sal: >:(
*ONE MOMENT LATER*
*Someone knocks on the door*
Cami: I'll get it!! *Gets up to open the door and recieves pizza* *Brings the pizza into the kitchen*.
Everyone but Sal: *Comes into the kitchen*.
Sal: I don't want pizza!!
Cami: Then starve!!
Sal: *Crosses her arms and pouts like a two year old* Witch.
Cami: I know what you really meant.
Sal: So does everybody else. >:(
*A WHILE LATER*
Sal: *Laying on the floor surrounded by pizza crust* Too.. Much.. Pizza.. *Drops her face onto the carpet*.
Cami: *Looks up* You left the best part!!!!!!! *Starts eating Sal's pizza crust*.
Sal: That's gross Cami. It was on the carpet.
Cami: Don't you go by the five second rule?
Sal: It's been like two hours.
Cami: Close enough.
Sal: No... No it isn't. Not even a little bit.
Cami: *Stuffs crust in Sal's mouth* Shut up.
Sal: Mmmmm. *Sort of falls asleep*.
Cami: Wow. *Makes sure no one is looking* *Takes crust from Sal*.
Sal: Give it back. There was still some sauce on that.
Cami: >:P *Rubs pizza crust in Sal's hair*.
Sal: Groooooo--- Oh I'm too tired to care.
Cami: *Snickers*.
Ben: Well it was nice seeing you guys but if you don't mind, please get the heck out.
Sal: No. I have to shower. Can I use your bathroom, bro?
Cami: >:(
Ben: >_< Down the hall, first door on the left.
Sal: Thanks! *Skips down the hall*.
Ben: This is going to be a long, long night.
Sophia: *Nods in agreement*.
Ben: Let's just not tell them where we're going next time.
Sophia: Gladly.
Cami: You know, you aren't exactly whispering over there!
Ben: That was intended.
Cami: >:( Is there anything fun to do around here?
Ben: There's an arcade downstairs.
Cami: Who wants to go!? :D
Jack: I will when Sal gets out of the shower.
Darren: Me too.
Cami: -_-
*LATER - AT THE ARCADE*
Cami: *Is playing a random racing game with Sal*.
Sal: You're gonna loooooose!!!!
Cami: Yeah, I highly doubt that.
Sal: You will.
Cami: No I won't!
Sal: Yes you will!!
Cami: WILL NOT!! *Smashes into Sal's car and continues ahead*.
Sal: Nooo!!!!! How the heck do you turn these stupid things around!?
Cami: Ha. Figure it out, dork.
Sal: Did you just call me a whale's--
Cami: YES!
Sal: :o *Dramatic gasp*.
Cami: Oh, get over it.
Sal: That's just wrong, Cami.
Cami: I get that a lot. HA! I WON BI.. I mean.. WITCH!!
Sal: >:( Fine! AIR HOCKEY!
Cami: FINE!
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Darren & Jack: *Are watching Cami and Sal run from game to game challenging each other*.
Jack: They are way too competive.
Darren: You think this is bad? I can't even play monopoly with Cami anymore. Monopoly.
Jack: Yeah? Well at least you aren't dragged to vampire conventions. I've seen enough of people tossing glitter all over each other. Well actually, Sal avoids that. But still, it's torture.
Darren: You don't like vampires?
Jack: No.
Darren: Uh oh.
Jack: What?
Darren: Don't tell Sal that.
Jack: Why?
Darren: Just don't.
Cami: GIVE IT BACK!
Sal: NO!!!
Cami: You're just mad because I was about to win!!
Sal: It's not annoying that you win! It's annoying what you do when you win!!
Cami: Oh really!? And what's that!?
Sal: You sing, "I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries!!"
Cami: SO!?
Sal: YOU STOLE IT FROM SPONGEBOB!!
Cami: >:(
Security Guard: Look, I'm gonna have to ask you two to lea--
Sal: *Flips S.G. over* WE'RE HAVING A DISCUSSION!
Cami: YEAH DON'T INTERRUPT US WHILE WE'RE TALKING!!!!!!!
S.G: My.. apologies.. *Slowly gets up and leaves*.
Cami: Where were we?
Sal: Hmm.. Oh yeah! YOU ALWAYS GLOAT WHEN YOU WIN!!
Cami: I AM NOT A GOAT!
Sal: GLOAT!! I SAID GLOAT!
Cami: Ohhh.
Sal: How did you even get to high school?
Cami: I think my mom paid my way in.
Darren: We should probably go back to the hotel room guys.
Cami: Why?
Jack: Because a group of security guards are coming.
Sal: Yeah, we can't keep getting into trouble.
Cami: It's not like we ever follow that rule anyway.
Sal: *Shrugs*.
Darren: Let's go. *Hurries to the elevator with the others*.
Sal: PUSH THE BUUUUUUTTTOOOONNNNN!!!
Cami: *Stares at Sal like she's stupid* What the heck is wrong with you?
Sal: *Pretends to sob dramatically* EVERYTHING!!! (A/N: She actually did this dramatic thing one time :D)
*Elevator stops*
Sal: What happened?
Alfred: I think it just got stuck...
Cami: NOOOOO!! I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
Sal: *Punches Cami in the face* Shut up!
Cami: *Rubs nose* >:(
*TWO HOURS LATER - EVERYONE IS SITTING AROUND IN THE ELEVATOR*
Cami: How long has it been?
Sal: Long enough. I wonder if my brother is worried about us.
Cami: Sal, I am this close to chopping your head off with my Build-A-Bear Workshop gift card.
Sal: Pffft! You have a gift card to Build-A-Bear Workshop?
Cami: Did I say Build-A-Bear? I meant.., Schmild-A-Schmear.
Sal: What? That doesn't even help.
Cami: Oh, shut up. >_<
Alfred: Hey, wanna hear a riddle?
Darren: No.
Alfred: Great! So, I have two heads, three noses, and four eyes. What am I?
Darren: Very ugly.
Alfred: No! >:(
Cami: Well? What are you?
Alfred: *Silent treatment*.
Sal: Silent treatment? Seriously?
Cami: Well, that's fine. No one wanted to hear your riddle, anyway.
Alfred: >:o
Sal: How long are these things usually stuck for?
Cami: Well you pressed the help button right?
Sal: What?
Cami: What else did you think the red emergency button was for?
Sal: There's a red emergency button!?
Cami: >:( You mean we've been sitting here for over two hours when we didn't even need to!?
Sal: Well, its not entirely my fault! They have cameras in these things, so they should pay attention to the security moniter things!
Cami: I've never wanted to push someone down an elevator shaft as badly as I do right now.
Sal: *Gapes*.
Cami: Yeeaahhhh. That's right. I'm talking about you. >:(
Sal: You're a terrible person.
Cami: I know that.
Sal: *Pushes the red emergency button* Soo, now we wait?
Cami: *Glares*.
Sal: ...
*WHEN HELP FINALLY ARRIVES*
Cami: Next time pay attention the moniters!! There might just be four teenagers sweating their butts off in a hot elevator!!
Manager: We are deeply sorry. Can we offer you a free stay at the hotel?
Cami: No, but I'll take thirty seven tacos.
Manager: Ummm..
Sal: Cami stop trying to get tacos from people! *Drags Cami away* Let's go back to the room.
Alfred: *Walks up with Darren* They're not up there anymore.
Cami: What? Where'd they go?
Alfred: *Shrugs* They were gone when we went up.
Darren: So we turned in the extra room key Alfred took just in case they tried to lock us out.
Sal: Well then. I guess we're leaving.
Cami: Fine, but we're driving this time. I'm not going to risk getting peanuts spit at me for another several hour-long flight.
Sal: We don't have a car here.
Cami: I know that.
Sal: Well... It has been a while since I've stolen a car.
Darren & Alfred: -_-
*IN THE PARKING LOT*
Cami: Hurry up, Sal! I see security!
Sal: It's kind of hard to concentrate when the car alarm is going off!!
Darren: Why don't we just move to another car!?
Cami: Because we already started!!
Sal: GOT IT! :D *Gets into car, waits for others to hop in, and quickly drives away*.
Cami: Ahh it feels good to break the law again.
Darren: What are you two gonna do when you're not teens anymore?
Sal: Same thing we do now. Attempt to kill each other, break the laws, and beat up jerks.
Cami: You forgot eating tacos. That's my favorite. ^_^
Sal: Uh oh.
Cami: What?
Sal: Cops are behind us.
Cami: *Looks back* Awhhh man! It's not even J-Man!
Sal: *Shakes her head* It's funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom until its in your rearview mirror...
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(A/N: Sal mentioned to me when I wrote this before that you can't drive home from Hawaii, so.. too bad lol. I did mention before that some of the stuff in here is unrealistic. :) I hope you liked it.)