⋰˚☆ Fai & Members of NCT play Would You Rather!
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24,671,701 views • August 27, 2019
Fai: Hi Buzzfeed, I'm Fai.
Jeno+Jaemin+Renjun+Haechan: To the world this is NCT, hi we are NCT.
Jeno: Hi, I'm Jeno.
Jaemin: Hello everyone, I'm Jaemin.
Renjun: I'm Renjun.
Haechan: Nice to meet you, I'm Haechan.
JA: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to us playing Would You Rather.
FA: No that's not how they do it in America. You sound like a host, you have to be gentle.
JE: Okay, then you do it. You're fluent in English.
FA: Renjun can do it, he's really good at English.
RE: No I'm not.
FA: Okay then Haechan, you're amazing. Go ahead.
HA: Ladies and Gentlemen. We are NCT, she is Fai and we will be playing Would You Rather.
FA: Woahh, English king.
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Would you rather lose your dancing ability or your singing ability?
HA: That's a hard question.
FA: It's hard for you because you're good at both.
JA: Yeah, like for me I'm more than willing to lose my singing ability because I already don't have it.
JE: I don't need to sing.
FA: You already live without your singing ability.
JE: You're such a bi-
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FA: I'd lose my singing ability, I'm known for performance. I can't imagine being unable to dance.
RE: Guys, let's just try not to lose both.
>Cut
Would you rather have ugly hair forever, or wear ugly outfits forever?
HA: Ugly hair. The company already makes me wear weird outfits, I just want to know how it feels to wear nice outfits. I'll sacrifice my hair for it.
RE: Me too, ugly hair.
FA: Like now?
RE: Yes.
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JE: What if you just have two hair strands in the centre of your head?
FA: At that point, it doesn't matter how matter well you dress, sorry dad.
JE: Your dad's hair is like that now?
FA: Not now, but he will one day. My mum told me he's loosing hair these days.
RE: That could be from stress like you're experiencing right now.
FA: Don't expose me like that.
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Would you rather be forced to wear wet socks for the rest of your life, or wash your hair once a year?
FA: Wet socks, they'll dry eventually.
JE: It clearly says wet socks for life, follow the prompt.
FA: But, they'd still dry up a little right?
RE: Why are you making up the rules?
FA: I'm trying to make it bearable. Then, what would you do?
RE: Wet socks, I'd just take them off.
HA: I'll choose the hair, then just shave it off.
FA: Jeno, are you not going to call him out?
JE: No, Haechan can shave his head but you need to keep your wet socks.
FA: What a cruel world we live in. What would you pick?
JE: The wet socks.
JA: What was the longest you've gone without washing your hair?
JE: Huh, that's um...
HA: Must've been a long time.
JE: Probably two days.
RE: Did you wash it today?
JE: Yes.
JA: Haven't you had the same bleached hair for a couple of months now?
FA: Can someone pass me my phone? This guy texted me a couple of days ago about his hair washing technique.
JE: I told you to keep it between you and me.
RE: What'd he say?
FA: He told me instead of shampoo, he'd just use conditioner. He said he did it for a week.
JA: I knew that there was something suspicious about him.
JE: Come on, I told you it was for the bleach to stay longer. It wasn't because I was being lazy or something...
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Would you rather live with cockroaches or mice?
JA: What coloured mice?
RE: Do you have a preferred colour of mice?
FA: Doesn't everyone though? Like white mice are tolerable, they're nicer to look at. But grey mice are terrible.
JE: What about those sewage mice, like the ones from Teenage Mutant Turtles?
JA: It'll be better than cockroaches.
RE: So we're all going to agree that we'd rather live with mice, right?
HA: I don't, I'd rather live with the cockroaches.
FA: What's wrong with you? After all, we've been through with cockroaches?
HA: What did we go through?
JE: Ahh, he wasn't with us back then. It was back in 2017 when the Dream dorm and Fai's dorm were in the same building, you were with 127 and your dorm was elsewhere.
HA: Of course, I'm the one who's the outcast.
JA: It wasn't a great experience, you didn't miss out on anything.
FA: In the building, we all had a garden out at the ground floor. There was a corner where there were loads of cockroaches.
JE: And they flew.
JA: It was the first time I've ever seen flying cockroaches, really terrifying.
FA: Yeah it was terrible. The cockroaches were getting annoying so we wanted them dead. So, we got a cardboard box and filled stuff in it to make it heavy. We threw it at the corner where the cockroaches were, but nothing changed because they laid out a bunch of eggs and they doubled in population.
RE: We asked Fai's manager about it, Hyung said that the way to completely kill cockroaches is to burn them.
JA: Useful information.
FA: People say that roaches will live through doomsday.
HA: Really? Then I should live with them to learn their ways.
FA: You want to live forever?
HA: Yeah, don't you?
FA: No, I want to be out of this earth by the time im sixty.
RE: Sixty is too young, seventy is enough.
JE: The average life span here is 83, so you guys have a long way to go.
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Would you rather lose two inches of your height, or live with hair twice your height?
FA: Easy, loose two inches of my height.
RE: It's easy for you to say, even if you lose your height you'll still look tall because you have long legs. If I lose my height then I'm done for in my life. But I don't know what's worse, losing my height or having hair that emphasises my height.
FA: Whatever your choice is, I'll laugh while looking down at you.
JA: Our Fai has grown an inch this year so she thinks she rules the world now.
JE: So, let us guys keep our height and you can lose it Fai.
HA: Fai can just donate her two inches to the four of us.
FA: Actually guys if you grow out your hair you'll be on like TV or something. Like, have a Guinness World Record or whatever that's called. You can have shampoo ads, you guys will look pretty.
HA: With long hair, we wouldn't even need clothes, wear it like a scarf.
JE: That's a bit inappropriate
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Would you rather find love or win a 500 million dollar lottery?
JA: Find love, of course!
RE: Pathetic question, obviously the lottery.
HA: Yeah lottery.
FA: Easy question. I already have love, but I don't have money and I really like money.
RE: You can find love, but you can't find 500 million dollars.
JE: You can't buy love though.
RE: Who cares.
HA: I don't need to find love, I already have my loves here.
JE: Oh god.
FA: That was disgusting.
RE: What is wrong with you?
JA: I love you too.
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Would you rather have photographic memory or be able to completely forget anything you want?
FA: Forget Memory.
JA: What would you like to forget?
FA: I ate ants as a kid... So yeah.
RE: I ate pillbugs.
HA: I ate crayons.
FA: Me too, they looked delicious back then.
JA: They probably tasted good.
JE: The red one must've been the strawberry flavour... Why aren't you laughing that was funny?
RE: That was embarrassing.
FA: I want to leave.
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FA: Alright last question. Would you rather live with Fai in your life, or without Fai in your life?
JA: Are you being serious?
JE: What's the real last question?
FA: Okay, last question.
RE: I'm leaving.
HA: Guys let's go.
FA: Would you rather eat ramen for the rest of your life or hamburgers?
HA: We need to take her mic off.
JA: Hello, I am reporting to you live from the scene where we have a Kim Fai, the girl who speaks to herself. We have our witness Jeno. Jeno, would you rather not talk or talk like Fai?
JE: I would rather not talk. She's so embarrassing, I can't believe I have to consider her as family.
HA: Maam we need to return your wardrobe.
RE: Everyone, I'll be doing the slate in three, two one.
FA: For real, last question.
HA: We need your necklaces and jacket.
FA: The last question is for our producer. Sir? Would you rather-
>End
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⋰˚☆ FunkWav's thoughts
yall i don't know... I just did wrote this chapter as a filler, to be honest. did you like this chapter?