Dani POV:
It's been days! It's January 15th, I'm tired, getting bigger by the minute, but bae has been becoming annoying as hell. He keeps wanting me to eat salad and fruit but is he unaware I still eat unhealthy foods on Sundays? It's Thursday, and Jacob just came home. He's been very horny lately, and I can't help that I'm just that sexy. I ate some fruit and laid down. Jacob still isn't home. Where could he be? I forgot he went to get my curling creme.
Jacob POV:
I out trying to find Dani the damn curling creme for her hair. There are lots of things men should not do.
Lady: What are you doing here?
Me: Fiance needed some curling creme.
Lady: Dani?
Me: Yes mam.
Lady: It's free, I know her.
Me: Thank you.
I went back home and saw Dani on the couch. I got another boner. They keep on happening, but that's why they made lotion.
Dani: Hey babe. Bae, I told you, you have to control your boners.
Me: I can't.
She started putting her hair up, and told me to sit back and relax.
You must be a child or just plain stupid to not know what that means.