(A/N: This was three T.W's put together. Just shows how short my chapters really were -_- lol.)
--Time Waster # 10--
Cami: *Goes inside with everyone else* I don't wanna be here.
Sal: Neither do most of the other kids in here that got dragged along by their parents.
Random Person On Microphone (Let's call him CheeseWhiz): Okay, Murder Mystery Party failed - since it seems no one knows how they go and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Charlie: COUCH POTATO!
Cami: I SECOND THAT STATEMENT!
Sal: Oh my gosh Cam. Shut up, you're embarrassing me.
Cami: You wanna see embarrassing? SAL EATS FOOD OFF THE FLOOR!
Sal: I GO BY THE FIVE SECOND RULE!!!!!!
Cami: *Shakes head*.
CheeseWhiz: Everyone just mingle or whatever until I think of an activity.
Sal: I know an activity. >:)
Cami: When you do that emoticon it kinda looks like you have a unibrow.
Sal: Shut up!
Cami: *Cackles*.
Sal: >:P Let's just find some candles.
Cami: Okay. *Starts stealing candles from random tables*.
Charlie: What are you doing?
Cami: Trying to steal your candle. Please pass it over.
Charlie: Can I help with whatever plot you're working on?
Cami: That depends... I'm going to have to ask you a couple questions. If you pass, you can help.
Charlie: Uh, okay? But my friend Jack gets to help, too.
Cami: Whatever. Question one: What am I dressed as?
Charlie: A vampire. Duh.
Cami: Finally someone notices. Question two: What is today?
Charlie: Are you an idiot?
Cami: I ask the questions here!!
Charlie: *Facepalm* Halloween.
Cami: Question three: Did you pass this test?
Charlie: -_-
Cami: ...
Charlie: Wow.
Cami: What?
Charlie: I passed?
Cami: Are you sure?
Charlie: ... Did you eat paintchips as a child?
Cami: ...
Charlie: Yes, I'm sure.
Cami: Yay! Let's go. *Takes Charlie's candle and walks up to Sal with Charlie and Jack*.
Sal: Who are they?
Cami: I have no idea! :D
Sal: -_-
Charlie: I'm Charlie, and this is Jack.
Cami: Your name applies to boys, too. Ha-ha!
Charlie: :P Whats your name?
Cami: Cameron.
Charlie: Wow. You really are stupid.
Cami: *Looks at Sal* Does she not know I could slit her throat?
Sal: *Shrugs*.
Cami: :P
Sal: I'm Sal. Right now we're working on setting up a bunch of candles on the steps of the staircase and I'm gonna squeeze lighter fluid on them.
Jack: Wait, we're gonna set the place on fire!?
Sal: Yeah, when everyone goes outside. *Starts setting up candles*.
Jack: *Says quietly* You rock. *_*
Sal: What?
Jack: Nothing!
Charlie: >:(
Cami: *Starts setting up candles, too*. You two could go create a distraction or something to get everyone outside. If you still wanna be apart of this.
Jack: Okay. *Goes to CheeseWhiz's microphone with Charlie*.
Charlie: THERE'S A TWO HEADED DOG OUTSIDE AND HE'S EATING A CAT'S FACE!
People In The Crowd: EW! GROSS! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Jack: Well if you get pictures of it you could get tons of money.
People Except Darren & Alfred: *All run outside*.
Cami: Okay, it's all set up.
Alfred: We should have known the two of you would do something tonight.
Darren: After being out of jail not even a full day.
Alfred: I honestly expected this to happen sooner.
Sal: *Squeezes lighter fluid on and around the candles*.
Cami: Where did you get that?
Sal: Your bedroom.
Cami: ... You owe me ten bucks.
Sal: But it's a tiny tube! I bet it only cost you five bucks at most.
Cami: Oh it did. But I add interest.
Sal: *Shakes head* Idiot.
Cami: Moron!
Sal: Dumbo!
Cam: Loser!
Charlie: Hey! Can we please set the place on fire and go?
Darren: Who are they?
Cami: Charlie and Jack, this is Darren and Alfred. I'm really tired of doing introductions so can you all just shut up and go to the parking lot?
Charlie: We'll go to my car if we're escaping.
Cami: Great.
*ALL BUT CAM AND SAL LEAVE*
Cami: *Lights match and tosses it*.
Sal: *Starts running to the door*.
Cami: WAIT FOR ME! *Runs after*.
Sal: Yeah right!
*THE PLACE CATCHES FIRE*
Cami & Sal: *Run to where the others are just in time for the fire to spread*.
Cami: BYE MOM!
C.M: CAMERON!!!
Cami: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! IT WAS SAL'S IDEA! *Gets into the car with the others*.
Sal: NO IT WASN'T! *Closes door* Your mom will believe me, she likes me best.
Cami: I still hate you.
Sal: Boo hoo.
Jack: *_*
Charlie: *Starts driving away really fast*.
Charlie: So where are we going?
Darren: Shouldn't you have that decided? You're the one driving.
Charlie: But I'm not the one who set fire to a community building.
Cami: YOU ARE AN ACCESSORY TO CRIME!
Sal: It's true, you and your boyfriend helped.
Jack: I'm not her boyfriend!!!
Charlie: >:(
Sal: ... Someone's cranky.
Jack: *_* (A/N: Awh! Lovey-dovey eyes!)
Cami: o_O
Charlie: Let's go to one of those haunted house things.
Sal: Fine but lets change first, Cam's costume is itchy.
Cami: No it's- o_O AGH!! *Starts scratching like crazy* HOW!?
Sal: *Smiles evily and secretly slides itching powder into her pocket*.
Charlie: ???
*LATER*
Charlie: Where do you guys wanna go?
Cami: Lets go to Horrors In The Castle!! :D (A/N: Yeah, I totally made that up but it should be a real thing! If it's not already.. Haha. )
Sal: Horrors In The Castle? Sounds lame.
Cami: You wont think it's lame when you're peeing your pants.
Sal: I don't get scared easily.
Cami: Riiiiiiight... Do I have to remind you of last year?
Sal: IT WAS A YEAR AGO! I WAS YOUNG THEN!
Cami: You were fifteen.
Sal: What's your point?
Cami: *Sighs* Nevermind, let's just go!! :D
*AT HORRORS IN THE CASTLE - HALFWAY THROUGH*
Cami: *Shrieks* WHO ELSE SAW THE PAINTINGS EYES MOVE!?!?
Sal: No one. You're such a paranoid idiot.
Cami: YOU SUCK.
Sal: YOU SWAL-
Alfred: NO! Don't say that.
Sal: *Sulks*.
Cami: *Snickers*.
*SUPER SCARY EVIL CLOWN JUMPS IN FRONT OF THEM FROM OUT OF NO WHERE*
Cami: AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Kicks clown.. you know, where it hurts the boys..* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE! OR DEAD! *Runs down the hallway*.
Scary Clown: *Falls over in pain unable to even scream*.
Sal: CAM! HE'S JUST A MAN IN A COSTUME!!!!
Cami: YOU'RE JUST A MAN IN A COSTUME!!!!
Sal: Excuse me? *Pulls the fire extinguisher off the wall and chases after Cam* GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!
Jack: So...
Charlie: *_*
Jack: So... is Sal dating anyone?
Alfred: >:( Yes!
Jack: Who?
Alfred: Meeeeeeeee!!
Jack: Awkward...
*WITH CAM AND SAL*
Cami: Aghhhh get away from me!!!! *Pushes guy dressed like a terrifying zombie out of the way*.
Guy: Hey!
Sal: *Runs up*.
Guy: You and you're friend can't go this way! You'll have to go th-- *Gets cut off because Sal hits him upside the head with the fire extinguisher*.
Sal: That was awesome! :D *Continues to chase after Cam*.
Sal: CAM!
Cami: Nevah!!!!
Sal: You're so stupid!
Cami: That's me-- *Runs into wall*.
Sal: *Face palm* *Starts beating Cam up with fire extinguisher*.
Cami: *Squirms out of Sal's reach and picks up a random bat that wasn't there before and starts beating Sal up*.
Security Gaurds 1 & 2: *See the whole thing and pull the two apart*.
Security Gaurd 1: What the crap are you two doing!?
Sal: I believe they call it fighting, sir.
Cami: Not a good time to be a smart-mouth, dummy!
Sal: Dummy!? Did you just call me a dummy!?
Cami: I don't know, did it sound like this. DUM.. MEE!!!
Sal: No it sounded quicker.
Cami: You are so stupid!!!!!
Sal: No, you're stupid!
Cam: Shut up!
Sal: No, you shut up!
Cami: I'm an idiot.
Sal: No I'm an idio- Hey!
Cami: *Snickers*.
Sal: *Tries to get free and strangle Cam but can't* Count your blessings. I can't get free.
Cami: She kills people, officer/security gaurd dude!
Sal: Hey! No I don't! SHE PUT MY CAT IN A MICROWAVE!
Cami: YOU DON'T HAVE A CAT!
Sal: Well not anymore!
Cami: GO EAT A BUG!
Sal: Wow. That's what you're going with? You call that a burn? That was.. That was just terrible...
Cami: *Glares*.
Sal: Seriously? I mean come on... Are you kidding me? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Cami: Sal you wanna know what's funny?
Sal: What?
Cami: YOUR FACE!
Sal: :o MEANIE!
Cami & Sal: *Start arguing and yelling obscenities at each other*.
*MEANWHILE WITH THE OTHERS*
Alfred & Jack: *Are glaring at each other*.
Darren: This is kind of awkward...
Charlie: >:(
Sal: *Comes running over* Okay, I knocked out the security gaurds! Let's get out of here before Cami finds us!
Darren: We're not leaving without her. -_-
Sal: Why not!?
Jack: Aren't you two best friends?
Sal: It's more of a love/hate relationship.
Charlie: Ever try marital counseling?
Sal: We're not married! Besides, the last counselor we saw ended up with two of his clicky pens stabbed into his chest.
Jack: How!?
Sal: Well.. He said that Cam should take meds for her anger problems, and that I was an insane pyro and needed to be locked in a mental institution before I set someone on fire. So we stabbed him together.
Cami: *Comes up next to Sal* Sniffle sniffle. Team work. *Pretends to wipe a tear away*.
Sal: You are so dramatic.
Cami: *Punches Sal in the face and tackles her to the ground and starts choking her* THIS IS FOR BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF ME WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! AND THEN SPRAYING IT AT ME!
Sal: Gakgakgakgak.
Charlie: Should we stop them?
Alfred: Nah, you get used to it.
Sal: *Kicks Cami and grabs a random stick and points it at Cami* Any last words, stupid child?
Cami: Well, first: We're the same age. So if I'm a child so are you.
Sal: :P
Cam: Second; That's a stick. What are you going to do, poke me to death?
Sal: *Laughs like an evil witch* AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cam: ............
*1 MINUTE LATER*
Sal: ... *Stands there like she's frozen looking like a psychotic idiot waiting for Cam to move*.
Cami: *Bursts out laughing* PLEASE BE JOKING!
Sal: >:(
Cami: YOU ARE SUCH A NERD!!! *Holds stomache* Oh my gosh... HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAH Whew... HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Charlie: It's not even that funny.
*1 HOUR LATER*
Cami: OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Okay I'm done.
Sal: You sure?
Cami: Yes. Why?
Sal: *Punches Cam in the face, knocking her out* *Grabs her legs and starts dragging her along* Okay let's get out of here.
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