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I dare you Jeff to wear a short shorts and cropped top and have a cat walk at a place where there is many people and of course LET BEN RECORD IT.
*Pull on some shorts and crop top* Everyone of you guys are dirty motherfuckers.
Ben: holds a camera At least you don’t have to LOOK at your exposed junk!
*shakes hip* You’re just jealous of my scrotum!
Ben: Scrotum?
BOOM! I blew your mind with science.
Ben: Shut up and get in the car.
Where are we going?
Ben: The mall.
The mall
I DON’T WANT TO GO UP ON THERE!!
Ben: I gave you heels and tied your hair up in a ponytail.
I LOOK LIKE A CROSS DRESSING WHORE!!
Ben: *picks up and throws me on the catwalk* Hey everyone there’s a model on stage!
REALLY WHERE?!
Person 1: ooh this model is pale?
Person 2: And Look at her face, why are there cuts?
Person 3: EWWW Do you see that!
Person 4: SHA HAS A SACK IN THOSE SHORT’S!
Everyone: *laughs*
*glares at everyone* Its so hard being a kardashian~*snickers*
Ben: Hurry up and perform in front of us?
Everyone: Yeah, your already up there do something!
Shut the fuck up, you perverted bastards!
Person 2: I’m nine!?!
Ben: *looks up and records*
GUAH!! *stands up and marchs* BE AMAZED, ASSWIPES
Person 2: What does this mean?!?
SIGNS OFF