ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 43: Balls

Aqua_jackson

"Jeff Toby stole my hamster and is threating to eat him and BEN took my 3DS can you help me get them back please?"

Are you serious?! Why are you asking me?

Eyeless Jack: duh, because you have to do the thing people say.

Smile Dog: The easy way out is by you.

This is a personal problem, which you simply need to grow some balls. They come in pairs of two, so it you lost one you have another.

Eyeless Jack: I don't think that why have two?

Shut up it make perfect sense. All we have to is give this guy some balls, and then-

Smile Dog: What if this guy is a girl?

Same rules still apply.

Eyeless Jack: 😐

Smile Dog: I'm in.

Eyeless Jack: I think I'll pass....

Your lose...So smile dog any idea who's balls we should grab.

Smile Dog: Hmmm.how about Bob. It's not like his using them.

Dude have you seen bob? He doesn't even have a penis, it just nothing?

Smile Dog: oh, never mind them.

Oh, oh! How about Eyeless Jake!

Smile Dog: Perfect.

Eyeless Jake: DONT FUCKING COME NEAR ME. JUST BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO PLAY YOUR GAME DOESNT MEAN YOU CHOP MY BALLS OFF. YOU WEIRDOS, IM GOING OVER TO THE PROXYS HOUSE. DONT FOLLOW ME, WITH THAT WHOLE BALL STEALING IDEAS!!!!!!

Smile Dog: Awww

......this means we have only one choice left...

Smile Dog: To give our balls to this poor wimp.

HELL NO!!!!!! TAKE BENS, ITS NOT LIKE HIS USING IT. Did you know we was a virgin!

Smile Dog: REALLY!?!

And he sits while he pees.

Smile Dog: Wow he was asking for this!!!!

Plus even if we do take them, he grow them back. While feeling the worst most possible pain any man must face.

Ben: Jeff, I think Bob has the chicken pops?

*Smile Dog and I stare at Bens face and then his goodies who am I kidding his balls*

Ben: Are you two okay?

Smile dog.....

Smile Dog: Yeah Jeff buddy.

I wonder how Aqua_jackson likes his balls bloody or dry....

Ben: 😨 ....guys...

SIGNS OFF