ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 56: Switch Places

jinji14

Jeff I dare you 2 tell Lj u want to marry him& let ben use ur wattpad account.x_-

WWWWWWHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Ben: no one wants to see your old fuckin news*snatches the laptop*
But how can I give a real proposal, I'm not GAY!!!i don't fuck clowns, I like..
Ben: okay, okay. Let the love doctor teach you~
Who Doctor Phil, because your scrawny ass can't handle, *twerks* THIS!
Ben: *blinks, and takes a picture* YOU HAVE NO ASS SO CALM YOUR DICK!!!
Oh ISNT some jealous, *shakes butts at his face* JELLY
Ben: UGH, I hope you die alone...
Don't worry will die together best friend*smirks*
*knock knock*
Ben: what was that?
Your love life, *flops on couch, but misses and hits head on the table*
Ben: hahah *answers the door* OH hey.
FUCKING FUCK, THIS HURT, I NEED ADVEIL I NEED SOME PAINKILLERS IT. *looks at the door* I NEED TO RUN.
Ben: Come in..
LAughing Jake: *stares at Ben, then scoffs*
Ben: ....
*walked over to ben* LJ
laughing Jack: YESS~
Would you...you..you....you......
Laughing Jack: ?
Ben: *slaps my back*
Marry me!
Laughing Jack: *bites lip*....
*sweating in fear, (PLEASE SAY NO)*
Ben: *TAKING A HELL OF ALOT OF FUCKING PICTURES*
Laughing Jake: Arent you dating...Ben...
TAKE THAT SHIT BACK!!!!
Ben: DO YOU HAVE DICK IN YOUR ASS!!!!
Laughing Jack:...um no...
THEN WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, IN DATING HIM, HE HAD NO BOOBS, BUT A PENCIL DICK. AND GIRLY VOICE....
Ben: WHY ARE YOU PISSING ME OFF, YOU FAG, GO BACK TO YOUR SHIT LICKING CORNERS..
Laughing Jake: *nervous*
Me and Ben: *glares at Laughing Jake*
Laughing Jake: YOU TWO FUCKED, WHATELSE WOULD YOU BE, UNLESS YOUR
Ben: Wait a time when?
WHY WOULD I FUCK THAT, IM NOT.
Laughing Jake: Don't you lie, I came over a couple of days ago. And EJ was here, we both hear you two BANGING. DAMN JEFF I DIDNT THINK YOU COULD BE SO LOUD..
........
Laughing Jake: it was still a turn on..
Ben: waits are you talking about that one dare were we had to
*grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the balls*
Ben: MY BABY MAKERS!!!!!!*falls over*
Laughing Jake: WHOA CALM DOWN SWEETHEART....
DONT WORRY.... HONEY, I JUST WANT A DIVOURES
SIGNS OFF