ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 31: To Forward....

PhenomiNIALL_Kenzie

"Jeff, I dare you to ask ChocolateBluZ to marry you and then have children >:) bet you won't do it".

Ha, I don't wimp out!

Ben: So are you seriously going to marry ChocolateBluZ?

Hell yeah!

Puppeteer: And knock her up?

...........

Ben: 3

Puppeteer: 2

Bob: 64!!!!!!

I CAN'T GETTING MARRIED, THERES SO MANY THING I HAVENT DONE !!!!!!

Ben: And your going to have to take care of a Jeffery Jr. :p

Aaaahhhhhh

Puppeteer: Whoooa!!! That mines your going to have to be....

....responsible...

Ben: That's a big step?

Steps are for stairs, this is going to kill me.

Puppeteer: Can I attend your wedding to see how it fails.

Ben: Yeah me too, I'll be your best man right!

* my hands are trembling and I can't stand up*

Ben: You okay?

HELL YEAH....but how I'm I suppose to marry and fuck her when she look like...

*we all looked at the decomposing corpse in the corner of the room*

Ben: The walking dead?

Puppeteer: a discorded hoe on the street.

What ?!?

Puppeteer: ILL BRING HER BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!!!!

ok?

Ben: Ill call Sally, and Sadie to help decorate the park for your wedding.

Ok?

Bob:ILL GO INVITE ALL MY FRIEND TO ATTEND, YOUR HITCH!!!!!!

Sure....

Puppeteer: Jeff go grab a sheet.

Ok? * everyone ordering me around isn't this my wedding*

~a few minutes later~

I've got the....

ChocolateBluZ : AAAHHHH!!!!!!

Puppeteer: calm down...

What's going.... * she was naked*

ChocolateBluZ: WHERES MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!

Puppeteer: give her your hoodie.

But I like me hoodie, she can use this sheet.

Puppeteer: JEFFF!!!!!!

FINE!!!!!! * I took off my hoodie and throw it to the screaming bitch*

ChocolateBluZ: *hurries to put in on*

Puppeteer:the sheet wasn't for her, dick.

Oh?

ChocolateBluZ: um...you guys...

Puppeteer: YOUR SO SELFISH!!!!!

WHY IS THAT YOUR CONCERN!!!!

Puppeteer: BECAUSE YOUR GETTING MARRIED KNOW!!!!!