⋰˚☆ We're now 20! (with Fai, Renjun, Jaemin & Jeno)
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11,671,701 views • Jan 23, 2019
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Fai: Today we are going to do everything that we couldn't do a couple of weeks ago.
Jeno: We're adults now, not minors, adults.
Renjun: Did you hear that? Anyone who thinks otherwise can kindly take the exit to the left.
FA: The exit is in the right.
RJ: I meant the right.
Jaemin: Anyways... We bought lotto tickets. Please take this. Fill in the bubbles, then we're going to go to the store and see how much we get. Passes the Lotto tickets
RJ: Wait... but like can't minors do lotto tickets too?
JM: No?? They can't do it at all!
FA: Ahhh, so this is a real Lotto?
JM: Yes. If you look here, you can see here that it says that minors cannot legally purchase a ticket.
JN: In order to commemorate becoming an adult. We're going to test out our luck once.
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FA: The probability of winning the first division prize is 1 in 814560.
JN: So there is a chance?
JM: I mean, there are four of us here so one of us is going to be lucky.
FA: [A mathmatecian] No. There is like a 0.0005 percent chance that one of us will win the first division prize.
JM: Correction, there are four of us here and none of us has a chance.
JM: The most important thing is... Why are we even doing this? Teenagers can't buy this, right?
JN: Right.
JM: But we're adults!
JN: That's right, that's right.
JM: So we're able to buy it. We don't need the money, we just need the feeling.
JN: Yeah, that's right.
FA: But if we get the money that would be nice too.
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JN: To pick the first numbers I'll mark off, I'll go by the member's birthdays.
JM: I'm just gonna do an automatic selection.
FA: I'm going to do whatever my heart desires.
RJ: For the first column, I'll cross off it's going to be the number that I like.
FA: Jeno, do you know when my birthday is?
JN: Isn't it on the twentieth?
FA: Yeaaaahhh! High-five. [Sibling love] You're the man.
JN: I know I am. Jaemin is on the 13th, Renjun is the 23rd.
JM: What shall I do for the second column?
FA: Spell out something.
JM: Nice thinking, I'm going to write, 'NCTzens I love you'.
FA: Is this video going onto both of our channels?
RJ: I think so yeah
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RJ: Done! I think we all know that we probably won't win, but I filled it in.
JN: Amongst the members, one of us is really tactful.
FA: Me?
JN: You wish.
FA: A girl can dream. [Aegyo overload pt. 1]
RJ: Is it Jisung?
JM: Oh, no way! That guy is useless.
JS: Hello?
JN: Yo, Jisung!
JS: Huh?
JN: Can you pick and call out six numbers between one and forty-five?
JS: From one to forty-five?
JN: Yeah.
JS: Pick seven numbers?
JN: Six numbers!
JS: Uh... okay, okay. I'm going right away, I'm going right away!
JN: Okay
JS: Seven!
JN: Got it.
JS: Eighteen!
JN: Got it.
RJ: Why is Jisung's voice so adorable?
JS: Twenty!
JN: Got it.
JM: Okay...
JS: What now?
JN: One more! Please tell me one more!
JS: Twenty five.
RJ: Okay.
[Done now] JN: I'm hanging up.
JS: Oh, wait a minute!
JN: What for?
JS: You have to tell me what it's for!
JN: Lotto!
RJ: laughs
JS: Huh???
FA: We're adults now!
JN: Yeah, I'm hanging up.
JS: Oh my god, really-
[Tap]JM: Beep, beep, beep.
JN: Jisung picked the last ones. But if I win then the prize money is mine.
JM: Yes, indeed, with a winning rate of 1 in 814560 we could... still... win it..
RJ: In the case that this works out for me, I'm going to go to the moon.[Hahahahahahahahaha]
FA: No way! I was literally thinking for the same exact thing! While we were waiting for Jeno to finish, I searched up how much rockets cost!
RJ: We can go together.
JM: Is there a reason why you both want to go to the moon?
FA: I don't want to live on this earth.
RJ: Yeah we live in a bad place, our planet is literally dying so we have to leave ASAP.
[If Jeno wins] JN: I'll buy a computer for all of the NCT members.
FA: Ahem.
JN: And our Fai of course. [Fai-fai is her nickname]
[If Jaemin wins] JM: I'll buy a meal for the members. Then, I want to buy food for all the people, our fans, who come to our broadcasts. The food they want, I don't even mind if it's lobster.
RJ: Wow, lobster came out. Well if that's the case, I'm going to do the stage and then go straight outside and start cheering 'NCT! NCT!'
JN: *simultaneously to Renjun* I really don't think it will-
RJ: I have to eat it too![If Renjun wins] As for me, I want to go on a holiday with the members and Fai if she wants to.
JM: Oh! Where are you planning to go?
RJ: The place that they want! And also! I'll donate it.
JN: And you Fai?
FA: I opened a savings account a couple of days ago so I would put some money into there since it's looking really sad, I would donate some then I'll buy us four 00 liners something nice that'll remind us of each other. Very boring.
JN: It's really shocking how sometimes you're the sweetest one amongst us.
JM: Yeah the person we think has no moral code actually has a heart.
FA: You guys are cruel if there's anyone with no moral code its Haechan.
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[20 mins of arguments later]
JN: Now we'll go to the convenience store and pick up a receipt.
RJ: Yes.
JM: We'll directly- wait you have ID with you, right?
RJ: Of course!
FA: Even if they don't ask for our ID, we'll give it to them by force.
RJ: Ah, of course!
JM: Even though the guy will probably remember us, we'll still hand over our ID.
RJ: Of course!
JM: Before even speaking! Anyways, shall we get going?
JN: Yeah.
RJ: Let's go!
JM: Let's head off.
FA: Let's
JN: Go!
FA: Let's!
JN: Go!
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RJ: We arrived at the convenience store! We're going to try out buying a lottery ticket once. [Fai & Jeno are wondering around] Oi! Can we not get distracted for once? No snacks.
FA: I'm hungry, who has cash?
JN: I don't
FA: [Aegyo Overload pt. 2] Renjunie please!
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JM: Here's my ID card. Oh! Thank you!
JN: Thank you!
JM: Woohoo![Showing off]
RJ: We're Adults!
JM: Guys, we bought them![Since we bought the lottery ticket]
FA: Can we buy this rice cake?
JM: I don't know, you tell me. Can we buy this rice cake?
FA: Yes! Let's buy it! [Aegyo overload pt. 3]
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JM: Where are we right now?
FA: The movies!
JM: Yeah, we're at the cinema. Shall we try making a booking?
FA: Let's watch something that's rated R
JN: Did you think we were going to watch Finding Dory?
FA: Ah so it was apart of the plan already?
JM: Yes, give me your ID Fai, please.
Fai handed Jaemin her ID and leaned close to the camera. FA: Guys we came here without any manager or any sorts. We're here alone today, don't tell anyone.
RJ: Yes, it feels so refreshing. I feel so free.
FA: We can go run around in the streets and no one would be chasing after us.
RJ: Do you want to go do that?
FA: Yes, yes I do.
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[Proudly showing off their R18+ movie ticket]
RJ: I want the roasted squid.
JN: I want popcorn.[Ordering genius]
RJ: Can we have one original popcorn and one caramel? Fai what do you want?
FA: Churros with melted chocolate and water.
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[Our Jaemin is a cameraman now] JM: First of all, hot dog~
JM: This is caramel. And this is original. And this is... roasted squid.
RJ: Ugh I wanna eat two.
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JM: We're going in to watch the movie now!
RJ: Here it is![In the midst of checking][Excited]
RJ: The confirmation is complete![Jeno's ID check is completed too]
Worker: I'll be doing your ID check.
Worker: Born in 2000.
JM: Yup! Born in 2000...
RJ: Gather up here, 00 line!
FA: Yo we pulled it off! That was so cool!
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[Our children are settled in their seats now] RJ: We're going to watch the movie now.The first movie after becoming adults!
JN: An R18+ movie, we had to have our ID checked.
RJ: Our Fai is sitting in the middle because she doesn't like horror movies. How do you feel Fai?
FA: Nervous, because even you guys hate horror movies so no one will be there to protect me.
JM: We shouldn't have picked this movie, what were we thinking?
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[After enjoying the movie...]
RJ: So the movie finished!
JN: Fai was so close to leaving.
FA: Yeah, I stood up and picked up my things but Renjun gave me that look so I sat right back down. But I'm glad I stayed and that we watched this movie together, I was really happy to experience this with you guys.
RJ: Oh my god you're saying sappy stuff again, just like you did at MBC gayo.
FA: You know when people hear that someone is saying something nice about them, they shower them back with love, not bully them.
JN: Oh come on Fai, there is no way you didn't expect us to not tease you about it.
FA: I was foolish to think you guys would return the love back.
RJ: Then you brought it to yourself.
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JM: Anyway, whenever us 00 line hang out together it's a lot of fun.
JN: It's a bit pitiful that Haechan couldn't have been here with us.
JM: Right.
RJ: Ah! Our Haechan! Next time let's watch one together with Haechan!
JN: But at the same time, we're happy that we have found the time to spend together. It won't be always where we will be able to do this.
FA: It was nice not having someone scream into my ear.
JM: Well now that you said it... It was kind of nice not having Haechan around.
JN: Oh my god, they're joking. They both love Haechan very much.
FA: Right...Next, I want us to make perfume together.
JM: Why?
FA: Because for the coming of age ceremony we receive perfume.
JN: We should do that, like our own custom made perfume. It would be so much fun.
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[1 hour later]
RJ: Anyways, so you guys just saw us spend a day together, the 00 line, after we became adults.
JN: Yeah.
JM: We did things that adults can do.
RJ: Yeah. We should probably end it here, we all have work tomorrow morning. So we'll bid farewell.
RJ: Bye bye!
FA: Bye, I love you!
JM: Byeee
JN: See you later!
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⋰˚☆FunkWav's thoughts
Comment below any requests you have!!! Would you like to see more interactions of Fai with the 00 line?