This is all just a joke please don't believe or follow this advice
are you tired and don't work? It's okay, you're a failure anyway ;)
feel like you're ugly? Look in the mirror to remind yourself.
Feel as though you'll be forever alone? At least you know
are you having trouble making friends? maybe it's cause your personality is either to overbearing or under-bearing. Fix Yourself
You don't look like Taehyung? Fix thyself.
Addicted to Wattpad? get off, it's dying anyway.
Feeling like you spend too much time inside when you could be out seeing and doing great things and having an amazing time? Don't go outside, bad things lurk.
Not stanning Cuco? F I X Y O U R S E L F
that is all for today ;)