Failing at school? Walmart ;)
Having a hard time in your relationship? Break up, nothing lasts forever anyways :)
Uh oh? Stinky
Don't feel like waiting till Monday? Post on a Saturday
Feel like your life is complete utter crap? oh
are you trying to figure out why you're constantly sad? Idk nani mo
The ice cream machine down at McDonalds? Throw your shoe and the employee :)
Feel broke? Rob a bank
Have asthma? Breathe
Ugly? Oh well
Jealous? Get over it cunt.
Stinky? Uh oh
Don't have time cause of work? Quit
Hope you like these problem solvers c: