"skrrt skrrt"
—Author
"The first dozen chapters ish are shit because I didn't know how to write back then but I promise it gets better 🤡"
—Author, but from the Future
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As my senses returned, I opened my eyes, to meet a soft breeze and moonlight. I was asleep in a normal forest, which was not where I last slept. I think.
"Where am I?" I questioned out loud, furrowing my eyebrows.
I sat up and scanned my surroundings. "So....
I'm in a forest? Wow.... Great. Too bad it's not the forest of Big-ass trees, I'd pay to meet a demon Armin."
Crackling a bit, I plopped my self up onto my elbows. But as I tried to stand up, a sharp pain pierced my arm, making me 'KJFSKDWEQJDKSG' out loud.
I fell back onto the ground, muttering an 'ow'. My gaze averted to my arm; it looked like the skin crumpled off of a big chunk of it, and I didn't notice since most of the blood hardened. Luckily the flesh wasn't affected as much.
"Damn that stupid enderman-lookin ass that sent me here, and the crusty dude." I put an emphasis on 'crusty' to exaggerate his crusty-ness. Honestly that dude really needs some chapstick. He looks as crusty as Purple Guy from that FNAF comic.
c r u s t y
I growl as a certain dark violet-haired man and gold eyes comes back to memory.
I clenched my teeth as I forced my arm to move while ranting about how shit life is, so I can distract myself while ripping a part of my cloak off, to wrap around my wound.
"That stupid hottie who has two perfectly good eyes that can sell for millions on the black market dared to FIGHT ME?!. But he's still hot. But he sent me here. But— urgh. I'm going to 'Come🕺on💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺any💃longer🕺💃🕺💃🕺' all over his ass when I get the chance."
A few minutes later—
"NOW TO FIND HOMO SAPIENS!" I yeeted myself up and skrrt skrrt in a random direction.
I started to recite my memories as I walked. "Okay. So my name is F/N Monoma and I went to UA. My quirk is Copycat and—"
As I was walking, the ground suddenly broke underneath me, making me fall down into a pit.
"A trap?!" I yelled in frustration. "Why the hell is there a trap in the forest?! Damn Jing Ling!"
Not feeling productive, I used Ochaco's quirk to float up and out of the pit, then muttered 'release' as I fell back down.
"Whoever laid that trap, yo momma's a hoe." I grumbled, patting the dirt and leaves off of my pants.
"FUCK THE WOUND OPENED AGIN!!"
My 3 brain cells decided that I should maaaaaaaybe start looking for people a bit more effort to get the wound treated before it gets infected. I decided to walk towards the places with more traps, in hopes that the source is a good person and not a villain or some shit.
Only 5 steps later I got caught in a simple trip trap, causing me to fall straight on to my face. Honestly what the fuck is at the bottom of this mountain? Treasure? Someone's p*rn collection? A—
Someone seemed to have tripped over my body, causing them to fall into a trap beside me, and getting caught in this net thing hanging by a branch.
"A CORPSE?!" I heard someone screech. I adjust myself and see a red-head, or whatever you'd call his hair color. He seemed terrified as shit doe. Almost like he just saw the 'Hi Sisters' jump scare for the first time.
"IT MOVED!!" He screamed even louder.
I deadpanned. "Oh hey thank for checking in I'm ✨still a piece of garbaage✨."
He knitted his eyebrows in utter confusion, a piece of fear still visible in his eyes.
'Am I really that scary?' I questioned myself. 'I mean, children do cry to their parents whenever they see me in the park, but that's because I drop kicked a baby there once...'
I laughed, which left him confused.
Hissing in pain as I stood up, I walked towards the trap and took a knife out of my arm{Momo's quirk!} and slashed the net.
SCREE-SCREE man fell on his ass, wincing in pain.
"Ya gucci dude?" I asked.
He seemed to somehow read through my slang. "A-ah, yes!! Thank you miss..."
"Oh, I'm Monoma (Y/N), but just call me (Y/N), aye? What about you?"
"I'm Kamado Tanjiro! You can call me by my first name as well."
I blinked a few times. "....Armadillo Tanpuro? Sorry, I'll need you to repeat that."
He had a slightly disappointed look on his face, "Kamado, Tanjirou. But call me Tanjiro."
"Aye aye Cap'n." I saluted. I then looked around. "But may I ask, why there are so many traps here? They're not even that difficult to go around."
"Um, what are you doing, walking around so early in the morning?" Tanjirou suddenly asked, avoiding the question. "I'm sort of in a rush, so..."
Kamaboko gonpachirou POV (sorry not sorry)
Oh no!! I internally panicked. Was that rude? She might be suspicious now!..
"Oh, I was just looking for someone so I can get my wound treated..." she trailed off, cringing a bit as she lifted her arm, which had a big scratch on it. It was obviously poorly wrapped up by a piece of her cloak, and the blood was seeping out.
"That looks terrible!!" I said, alarmed, "I should take you to Urokodaki's immediately! Gosh, why hadn't I smelled the blood earlier??"
(Y/N) POV
'Smell, blood?' I gave him a puzzled expression. 'What kind of drugs is this bitch on?.......I want them.'
"Can you still run? Or should I carry you?" He fretted.z xe
"I can run." I say, acknowledging him to run so I can follow him to wherever 'Oorocodakee' is. A restaurant maybe?
Tanjiro's POV!
"I-Urokodaki-san, I have made it back down..." I wheezed, and the Tegu-masked man faced me.
"Who is that lady behind you?"
"O-oh, um..." I glanced at the girl— I mean (Y/N). "I found her while running in the forest. S-she's injured and I thought maybe you could treat her..?"
Urokodaki-san let out sigh of annoyance, and signaled us to enter the small shack.
(Y/N) POV
After having my wound treated(which I thanked them both for) Urokodaki, I think his name was, asked if I'm able to get back home alone.
"Well, the thing is, I don't have anywhere to go." I said blankly, scratching the back of my head. "To put it simply, I got kidnapped and somehow escaped, then met WanTan here."
"Do you know any way to get back?" Tanjiro asked curiously. "Did demons have something to do with it?"
"Demons?" I repeated in a questioning tone, "Naw I aint see 'em, but I'm willing to fight 'em for my boredom I guess." I shrugged.
"Are you sure you want to fight demons?" Urokodaki asked. "They are dangerous."
"Wait I was actually joking— demons exist?"
Urokodaki and Tanjiro both nodded.
"Demons that eat humans."
"That sounds hot."
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"—and so Tanjiro here is going to go to the final selection, and become a proper demon slayer."
"Damn, that's some spooky shit." I say. Urokodaki filled me in on what they are planning to do and what demons are like.
"Can I join Tanjiro on his quest to become a demon slayer?" I ask, yawning.
He seemed a bit hesitant. "Yes, but are you sure?"
"Mhm."
"One more question." Masked man said. "Did you fall in any traps on the way here?"
"Uh, no." I thought for a moment. "Actually, two. One when I first entered the mountain, and another when I crashed into Santero."
"It's Tanjirou!" Tanjirou said, getting slightly ticked.
"Fine, but you cannot change your mind. You may train along Tanjirou to become a Demon Slayer."
The "purple haired guy" is just a random OC I made up to excuse the fact that the mf traveled through space and time lol ✌️
When I wrote 'Tanjirou', it legit translated to 'tank iron'. What the hell, auto-correct.