ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

By ChocolateBluZ

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ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer
Question 1: Partners
Question 2: My Knife Addictions
Question 3: Assassin All the Way
Question 4: NO SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question 5: For the love of pancakes
Question 6: Date Night
Question 7: Lick the Stalker
Question 8: R.I.P Laughing Jack
Question 9: Death Wish
Question 10: Human
Question 11: CheeseCake
Question 12: BenXJeff Rumours..........
Question 13: Reverse Bear Trap
Question 14: Welcome To The Show
Question 15: Helper
Question 16: Mental and Physical Scared
Question 17: The Feels????
Question 18: Eyes
Question 19: Hide and Seek
Question 20: YAOI :3
Question 21: Lyrics
Question 22: The Popo are coming
Question 23: Birthday Treat
Question 24: The Truth
Question 25: My Choice
Question 26: Come here Ben
Question 27: McDonald's
Question 28: Truth or Dare
Question 29: Make Over
Question 30: Time for a Killing Spree
Question 31: To Forward....
Question 32: Were Going Back
Question 33: Why won't this day end
Question 34: I Will Do As You Wish
Question 35: Potion's are full of fairy dust, and shit
Question 36: Kiss and Tell
Question 37: WingMan
Question 38: First Times?
Question 39: Damn Snow White
Question 40: Starbuck's is like a blur
Question 41: Again Jane....
Question 42: Baby Daddy
Question 43: Balls
Question 44: Sorry Man
Question 45: Let it GO
Question 46: Your name is WHY?
Question 47: Under the Sea
Question 48: Sex Appeal
Question 49: Sachiko We Beg Of You?
Question 50: BACK-TO-BACK
Question 51: The Meaning of Lemon....
Question 52: Humiliation
Question 53: Bottles
Question 54: In New York
Question 55: Try Some Too
Question 57: Speed Dial
Question 58: Death isn't a Game
Question 59: Cocaine Test
Question 60: UnderHouse Arrest
Question 61:YOU FUCKER
Question 62: Bob V.S Fishes
Question 63: Animals!
Question 64: I HATE U
Question 65: Oh So Spicy
Question 66: Books
Question 67: DO IT FOR THE VINE
Question 68:Suicide
Question 69: Double Date
Question 70: Mr. Mick Stab Stab
Question 71: Fashion
Question 72: Sex For A Blade
Question 73: Masochirst
Question 74: Kissing
Question 75: Number of ManCards
Question 76: G-Spot JK
Question 77: Just a little Powder~!
Question 78: Rivals
Question 79: MARATHANS
Question 80: Hard or Gentle Fucking Pick
Question 81: Bye Mary!
Question 82: I'M THE KILLER
Question 83: ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!!
Question 84: My Bitch
Question 85: Here you go TIA
Question 86: DOODLER
Question 87: Pink Dresses
Question 88: CLEAN!
Question 89: NO!
Question 90: Pedo
Question 91: OMG YESS
Question 92: Cuppy Cake
Question 93: Online
Question 94: Sex?
Question 95: Sleepovers
Question 96: Best Vocals and Dancing
Question 97: Vampires
Question 98 Teaparty
Question 99: Bill Cages
Question 100: FINALE
*Bonus*

Question 56: Switch Places

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By ChocolateBluZ

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Jeff I dare you 2 tell Lj u want to marry him& let ben use ur wattpad account.x_-

WWWWWWHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Ben: no one wants to see your old fuckin news*snatches the laptop*
But how can I give a real proposal, I'm not GAY!!!i don't fuck clowns, I like..
Ben: okay, okay. Let the love doctor teach you~
Who Doctor Phil, because your scrawny ass can't handle, *twerks* THIS!
Ben: *blinks, and takes a picture* YOU HAVE NO ASS SO CALM YOUR DICK!!!
Oh ISNT some jealous, *shakes butts at his face* JELLY
Ben: UGH, I hope you die alone...
Don't worry will die together best friend*smirks*
*knock knock*
Ben: what was that?
Your love life, *flops on couch, but misses and hits head on the table*
Ben: hahah *answers the door* OH hey.
FUCKING FUCK, THIS HURT, I NEED ADVEIL I NEED SOME PAINKILLERS IT. *looks at the door* I NEED TO RUN.
Ben: Come in..
LAughing Jake: *stares at Ben, then scoffs*
Ben: ....
*walked over to ben* LJ
laughing Jack: YESS~
Would you...you..you....you......
Laughing Jack: ?
Ben: *slaps my back*
Marry me!
Laughing Jack: *bites lip*....
*sweating in fear, (PLEASE SAY NO)*
Ben: *TAKING A HELL OF ALOT OF FUCKING PICTURES*
Laughing Jake: Arent you dating...Ben...
TAKE THAT SHIT BACK!!!!
Ben: DO YOU HAVE DICK IN YOUR ASS!!!!
Laughing Jack:...um no...
THEN WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, IN DATING HIM, HE HAD NO BOOBS, BUT A PENCIL DICK. AND GIRLY VOICE....
Ben: WHY ARE YOU PISSING ME OFF, YOU FAG, GO BACK TO YOUR SHIT LICKING CORNERS..
Laughing Jake: *nervous*
Me and Ben: *glares at Laughing Jake*
Laughing Jake: YOU TWO FUCKED, WHATELSE WOULD YOU BE, UNLESS YOUR
Ben: Wait a time when?
WHY WOULD I FUCK THAT, IM NOT.
Laughing Jake: Don't you lie, I came over a couple of days ago. And EJ was here, we both hear you two BANGING. DAMN JEFF I DIDNT THINK YOU COULD BE SO LOUD..
........
Laughing Jake: it was still a turn on..
Ben: waits are you talking about that one dare were we had to
*grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the balls*
Ben: MY BABY MAKERS!!!!!!*falls over*
Laughing Jake: WHOA CALM DOWN SWEETHEART....
DONT WORRY.... HONEY, I JUST WANT A DIVOURES
SIGNS OFF

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