ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

By ChocolateBluZ

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ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer
Question 1: Partners
Question 2: My Knife Addictions
Question 3: Assassin All the Way
Question 4: NO SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question 5: For the love of pancakes
Question 6: Date Night
Question 7: Lick the Stalker
Question 8: R.I.P Laughing Jack
Question 9: Death Wish
Question 10: Human
Question 11: CheeseCake
Question 12: BenXJeff Rumours..........
Question 13: Reverse Bear Trap
Question 14: Welcome To The Show
Question 15: Helper
Question 16: Mental and Physical Scared
Question 17: The Feels????
Question 18: Eyes
Question 19: Hide and Seek
Question 20: YAOI :3
Question 21: Lyrics
Question 22: The Popo are coming
Question 23: Birthday Treat
Question 24: The Truth
Question 25: My Choice
Question 26: Come here Ben
Question 27: McDonald's
Question 28: Truth or Dare
Question 29: Make Over
Question 30: Time for a Killing Spree
Question 31: To Forward....
Question 32: Were Going Back
Question 33: Why won't this day end
Question 34: I Will Do As You Wish
Question 35: Potion's are full of fairy dust, and shit
Question 36: Kiss and Tell
Question 37: WingMan
Question 38: First Times?
Question 39: Damn Snow White
Question 40: Starbuck's is like a blur
Question 41: Again Jane....
Question 42: Baby Daddy
Question 43: Balls
Question 44: Sorry Man
Question 45: Let it GO
Question 46: Your name is WHY?
Question 47: Under the Sea
Question 48: Sex Appeal
Question 49: Sachiko We Beg Of You?
Question 50: BACK-TO-BACK
Question 51: The Meaning of Lemon....
Question 52: Humiliation
Question 53: Bottles
Question 55: Try Some Too
Question 56: Switch Places
Question 57: Speed Dial
Question 58: Death isn't a Game
Question 59: Cocaine Test
Question 60: UnderHouse Arrest
Question 61:YOU FUCKER
Question 62: Bob V.S Fishes
Question 63: Animals!
Question 64: I HATE U
Question 65: Oh So Spicy
Question 66: Books
Question 67: DO IT FOR THE VINE
Question 68:Suicide
Question 69: Double Date
Question 70: Mr. Mick Stab Stab
Question 71: Fashion
Question 72: Sex For A Blade
Question 73: Masochirst
Question 74: Kissing
Question 75: Number of ManCards
Question 76: G-Spot JK
Question 77: Just a little Powder~!
Question 78: Rivals
Question 79: MARATHANS
Question 80: Hard or Gentle Fucking Pick
Question 81: Bye Mary!
Question 82: I'M THE KILLER
Question 83: ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!!
Question 84: My Bitch
Question 85: Here you go TIA
Question 86: DOODLER
Question 87: Pink Dresses
Question 88: CLEAN!
Question 89: NO!
Question 90: Pedo
Question 91: OMG YESS
Question 92: Cuppy Cake
Question 93: Online
Question 94: Sex?
Question 95: Sleepovers
Question 96: Best Vocals and Dancing
Question 97: Vampires
Question 98 Teaparty
Question 99: Bill Cages
Question 100: FINALE
*Bonus*

Question 54: In New York

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By ChocolateBluZ

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I dare you, Jeffery to go to New York with ChocolateBluZ as a human again and eat Hash Brownies with some bums. Have a good time.

.....hash...brown...

Puppeteer: awwwwww, a romance date...

*thinking*

Puppeteer: Hey!! *pushed me* Are you listening to me..

yes dear friend whatever is the matter.*smiles*

Puppeteer:The fuck, are you smiling.

Ben: *leaves the room in terror*

would you be a doll a bring ChocolateBluZ to life. *smile*

Puppeteer: *mutters* you better be drunk because this doll stuff is pissing me off

Thanks Hun~!

Puppeteer: *eye twitches as he brings ChocolateBluZ to life* Done...

Yayay!*pulls out his knife*

Mary: *wakes up*

*places hand on her forehead* Wake up sweetheart.

Mary: *eyes snap open*....

Wakey wake-*she grabs my throat and pounced on me*

Mary: I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR PALE ASS!!!!!!

Puppeteer: Finally something that makes sense.

Mary: I NEVER WANTED TO HAVE A KID WITH YOU, AND NOW YOU KILLED HIM. HE WAS ONLY_

wait, wait, wait, wait, Carters okay~*points to his room door*

Mary: *eyes twitched* DONT FUCK WITH ME YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOU-*stares* HOW DID YOU CHANGE SO FAST!!!

let me example on our trip to New York*smiles*

Mary: Why are you being nice, you freak of nature your heartless abyss.

I love you too bae~

Mary: I'm not your bae...

Then whos my bae *pouts*

Puppeteer: No one want to be your freakin bae...

*sobs* Dont you think I'm pretty, whats wrong with me~~!!!!

Mary & Puppeteer: O.O

*sobs*

Mary: *squints eyes* Are you PMSing....

Puppeteer: That would explain his mood swings, his usually-

*Pulls puppeteer into a hug* PLEASE HOLD ME, PLEASE I NEED WARMTH, AND LOVE.

Puppeteer: Get off of me~!!!!

Mary: *giggles*

Noooooo, I need TLC

Puppeteer: What the fuck are you gay~!!!!! Who says TLC!!!!!

Ben: *walks in and carries Carter* Jeff look his feeling so much better with all I gave him was some TLC. Heheh, it always works just some mama sugar*winks*

Mary:...what the fuck happened.....

Puppeteer: I have no clue.....

Ben and I: *laugh like school girls as they squeezed there cheeks together*

Puppeteer: Hey ChocolateBLuZ...

Mary: Yeah...*takes pictures of Ben and post them on snapchat*

Puppeteer: Wanna go to new york...

Mary: *shrugs* My baby's okay, Jeff is acting like a newborn wife, and I'm hungry soooooo, sure.

Bob: *glares at Everyone* AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SMART IN HERE. YOU BUNCH OF DUMBASS, ARE BURNING MY EYES. GO FUCK YOURSELF, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HER YOU PANSIES. 

Mary: .......

Puppeteer: *pulls out plane tickets*.....

Bob: *growls*

Mary: TO NEW YORK~!!!!

SIGNS OFF

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