A/N: And here is number three! :D If you'd vote or comment or whatever, that'd be cool. But you don't have to :) Hope you enjoy.
--Time Waster # 3--
Cam: *Is standing on Sal's front porch holding a camcorder*.
Darren: *From the swingy chair thinger* What are you doing?
Cam: Waiting for Alfred to drop Sal off so I can film her expression when she gets home.
Darren: That's not weird...
Alfred: *Pulls up into the driveway*.
Cam: Here she is! *Presses record*.
Darren: *Stands up*.
Sal & Alfred: *Exit the car*.
Alfred: What are you doing?
Cam: Well I'm not baking cookies.
Sal: >_< Turn the camera off.
Cam: Mmmm... No.
Sal: Yes.
Cam: No. Because when you guys grow up and get married I wanna be able to play this video during your divorcing process so you two can remember that wonderful, probably cheesy and lame first date you had together.
Sal: Awh that's- Wait, DIVORCING PROCESS!?
Cam: Yes.
Alfred: What the fudge pops?
Cam: I don't think those exist. You're probably thinking of fudgesicles or something.
Alfred: *Face palm*.
Darren: Actually they do, I had one yesterday.
Cam: :P
Sal: What makes you think we'd get divorced!?
Cam: The fact that there's a reason he'd marry you is enough of an example.
Sal: HEY!!
Cam: What!? You're creepy! And always trying to kill people!
Sal: So are you! Now give me that stupid camera!
Cam: Nevah!! *Races down the porch steps, running off in a random direction*.
Sal: D:< *Chases after Cam for the camera* GET BACK HERE YOU FREAKISHLY SHORT PERSON!
Cam: I AM THE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD!
Sal: LIAR! THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT!
Cam: SAL AND ALFRED SITTING IN A TREE...
Sal: DON'T SING THAT SONG!
Cam: K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
Sal: CAM!
Cam: FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE!! THEN COMES AN ABRUPT, TRAGIC MISCARRIAGE! THEN COMES BLAME, THEN COMES DESPAIR!! TWO HEARTS DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR! ALFRED LEAVES SAL AND TAKES THE TREE!! D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!!!
Sal: WHY WOULD YOU SING SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?
Cam: I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET!! XD
Sal: Figures.
Cam: *Runs onto a big playground, up the steps, and up to a tunnel*.
Sal: *Follows* Why are we here!?
Cam: Because there are witnesses!! *Crawls through a little tunnel while still filming with camcorder pointed at herself* So, to Sal's future kids, I'd just like you to know she's trying to MURDER ME!!
Sal: *Grabs Cam's sneakers and pulls her out of the tunnel*.
Cam: NOOOOOOO! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIIIIVVVE!!!!!
Sal: What?
Cam: *Clears throat* I said you'll never take me alive.
Sal: Oh.
Cam: Yeah. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Kicks Sal and climbs through* WHERE ARE THE TWISTY SLIDES WHEN YOU NEED THEM!?
Sal: Where's a gun when you need one?
Cam: I heard that!
Sal: *Shakes her head and follows Cam*.
Cam: NEVAHHH!! *Slides down a twisty slide and runs*.
Sal: *Dittos and chases Cam*.
Cam: I... AM... A... NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sal: PIRATES ALL THE WAY!! *Tackles Cam*.
Cam: AGH! *Tries to point camera towards the two of them* YOUR MOTHER JUST TACKLED ME!!!!!
Sal: STOP TALKING TO MY FUTURE KIDS!
Cam: Why? They'll probably hate you anyway!
Sal: WITCH!
Cam: Hehh.. We all know that's not what you meant.
Sal: >_<.
Park Officer: Hey! What are you doing - trying to murder her?
Sal: With all do respect sir, yes. Yes I am.
Park Officer: O_o *Pulls Sal up* No murdering in the park.
Cam: *Gets up and points camcorder at the officer* So what you're saying is: She can murder me if we leave?
P.O: Um, no. Why would I say that? Stop trying to kill each other!
Cam: But I wasn't trying to kill her! I'm recording for the future divorce hearing.
P.O: What's wrong with this kid?
Sal: Isn't it obvious? She sucks to much helium.
P.O: O_o
Cam: >_< I am leaving!
Sal: Finally.
Cam: Bit- Never mind. *Turns off the camera* I shall return. *Gets on random horse that wasn't there before and leaves*.
Sal: ... What's with the horse?
P.O: ...
Sal: Well... *Kicks P.O.'s shin and runs*.
P.O: Owww! WHY'D YOU DO THAT!?
Sal: FORCE OF HABIT!!!!
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