A/N: Just wanted to say real quick that I originally had these on my Max-Dan-Wiz account - they're still there, too. So no, I did not steal these from there :) I even made a post with the link to my Wattpad profiles and mentioned before that I would post them here eventually. Please do not steal my ideas. Also, these are not in an actual story format because I wrote them awhile back when I was too shy to share my writing and this format that I have them in was the only one I was comfortable writing in. Plus, my bestie wrote her own before me and this is how she had them. So with that said, I hope you like them anyway. My other stories will be written in real story format (probably, at least some will). I hope you enjoy.
--Time Waster # 1--
*AT CAMI'S HOUSE*
Cami: *Is shoving something around in the grill and has a doctor mask over her face*.
Sal: *Pulls up into Cami's driveway and gets out of her truck* 'Sup Cam-- What are you doing?
Cami: *Pulls mask down* What's it look like I'm doing? Roasting barbie dolls! *Picks up a barbie doll with tongs* Want one?
Sal: I think I'll pass...
Cami: *Shrugs and drops the barbie doll back into the grill* What are you doing here?
Sal: What? A girl cant come to her best friends house to hang out for some quality time bonding?
Cami: Running from the cops?
Sal: Burglurized Mrs. Burwell's house.
Cami: Because of a C-?
Sal: She gave you one, too.
Cami: ... How do you know?
Sal: *Pulls a folded up envelope out of her pocket*.
Cami: *Sees that envelope has been ripped open at the top*. Uh...
Sal: I checked your mail two days ago and forgot to give it back.
Cami: Uh huh... *Takes envelope and stuffs it in her pocket*.
Sal: Soooooooo..
Cami: Yes, you can hide in my garage.
Sal: THANKS! *Runs into Cami's garage*.
*TWO MINUTES LATER - COP CAR PULLS INTO THE DRIVEWAY*
Cop: *Gets out*.
Cami: *Closes grill and throws doctor mask in the garbage*. Hello...
Cop: What smells like burning rubber and plastic?
Cami: I dont know... I'm roasting hotdogs.
Cop: May I see?
Cami: No.
Cop: Why not?
Cami: Because I just said that so you wouldn't know I was really roasting my little sister's barbie dolls while she's at ballet class.
Cop: O_o Seriously?
Cami: Yes...
Cop: *Shakes head* Okay... Have you seen this girl? *Holds up picture of Sal from school picture day*.
Cami: No.
Cop: Are you sure? Because I heard you two are best friends.
Cami: Where'd you hear that?
Cop: From your mother.
Cami: Oh what does she know!?
Cop: ... So do you know where she is? She's wanted for attempted murder.
Cami: Who'd she try to kill?
Cop: Justin Bieber.
Cami: WHAT!? SHE'S IN MY GARAGE!
Cop: Thank you, ma'am. *Goes into the garage*.
Cami: *Hears screaming, yelling, shattering glass and stuff crashing to the floor* *Rolls her eyes* So typical.
Cop: *Comes out with Sal struggling in handcuffs*.
Sal: WHY'D YOU SELL ME OUT!?
Cami: YOU TRIED TO KILL JUSTIN BIEBER!!
Sal: I HAD REASONS!!
Cami: Which were?
Sal: HE DIDNT REPLY TO YOUR FAN LETTER!!
Cami: MAYBE BECAUSE I DIDNT SEND IT!
Sal: Oh... Why not?
Cami: My little sister stuck it in the toilet and tried to flush it down. We're kind of fighting over him and she didn't want me to win. Not like I could, but still...
Sal: You couldn't have told me that before I set up a bomb in his car? I ALMOST KILLED HIM!
Cami: DID YOU HEAR THAT!? CONFESSION!
Cop: Okay... Time to go! *Shoves Sal into the car and slams the door shut* Thanks kid.
Cami: It's Cameron.
Cop: Whatever. *Gets into the car and drives away*.
Cami: *Waves excitedly to Sal* SEE YAH IN A FEW MONTHS!!
Sal: *Glares and sticks her tongue out at Cami*.
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A/N: So as you can see, they're quite unrealistic. The first few... or more than a few... were written when I was like 14. I've been at this for a couple years but took a long break in between because I forgot my old login info and had to make a new Max-Dan-Wiz account. But now they're here too and I'm 16... Also, I added/edited some stuff from the original ones I wrote, so there may be a couple new lines or something. Tell me what you think? :D