The animal in front of me was stuffing his mouth with food this time. He was everything that was available in the cafeteria. I gave him a disgusted look and he burped on my face in return.
Ben agreed to talk to me after he has stuffed his face with something that is not a cheerleader's mouth. I paid for his food and kept staring at him. He still has to ask me the obvious question of why I need the help of a dickhead like himself.
"Ben"
My voice was so low it came straight from my epiglottis. I never thought I could go this low without cracking. This is a new discovering, now I can sing all the Billie Eilish tracks if I put my heart to it. But unfortunately, my heart is fixed on a stubborn man right now.
"Oh, you are still here. How can I help you dear old childhood friend I can't get rid off."
His smile was making me anxious. I don't know if I should even talk about this to him anymore but it is not like I have any other options in front of me. I look up at his dirty blond hair which is getting longer every day. He needs a haircut.
"Okay, you will not make fun of me. I am having a problem with my boyfriend."
Suddenly he left the burger on the plate and looked at me for exactly two minutes. I know it because I checked it on my digital watch. Then, he laughed, full-on tears coming off his eyes laugh and he kept pointing a finger at me. I have no idea what was so funny about what I said or that the idea of me having a boyfriend made him lose his brain. Everyone was staring at me curiously. One guy even asked me what is so funny and I growled at him to make him leave.
"I still have the locker room picture of you showing cannibalism."
That shut him up real quick and he made a serious attempt to control his laughter.
"Okay, I'm all ears. Tell me, everything babe."
I took a deep breath and looked around to make sure that Ronin was nowhere in sight.
"I think my boyfriend is a virgin. I was topless and straddling him in the morning so we could get some action but he refused me. Here is the thing he might not be a virgin and also he kept staring at my goods so he is definitely thirsty for me. But what I don't get is why did he resist me. Do guys save themselves for marriage? Or is there a rule with you guys, no sex till three months or something. Bennett, son, you need to help your chick out here. Throw all your suggestions at me."
I think I've never seen Ben speechless for long. He kept staring at me without blinking. I checked my digital watch and it has been five minutes. I sipped his cold coffee and that finally broke him.
"The shit that comes out of your mouth is insane. I don't know how you even attract a person. I never realized you have crossed all level all crazy."
He just kept whispering crazy, crazy repeatedly like a lunatic so I did what a perfectly normal person would do to shut him up, I slapped him.
"You bitch I'm not crazy. I am sexually frustrated and if you can't help me I will find a new guy friend and I will spill all your secrets to your mother too."
I don't know how many times I used the mom card today but it works with Ben every damn time. The boy loves his mother and he knows that him being a slut of the college will upset her.
"Okay fine. On a serious note, I don't think Ronin is a virgin. Yeah, I know who you are talking about. We are in the same college after all. He is definitely not gay and he definitely gets a lot of action from what I've heard about him. You are right that any guy can never resist a topless woman. Guys are always ready for a good old bow-chica-wow-wow and 99.99% per cent of us don't save ourselves for marriage. We are way too horny to follow with this. So, maybe the guy was just not in a mood you know which is again rare but it happens. I think what you need is a good seduction plan. I really doubt if you can pull off being sexy. So I will suggest you start watching some videos if you know what I mean. The guy will have no chance if you play your cards right. Now, babe, I have to take a leave before I turn into one of your girlfriends."
I took notes while he was speaking because my concentration level is very low. I might forget later what he said entirely. I highlighted the term seduction plan and grinned like an idiot.
This is the 21st century and I'm getting my man.
I pushed Ben out of the way and ran back to my dorm to start with my plan. Thankfully, the duo was gone when I reach the room. I will discuss what happened in hereafter my plan is successfully executed.
I opened my laptop and searched for how to seduce a man. WikiHow was more than happy to give me 14 steps for that.
Step 1: Gaining his Interest. The first line is very important: confidence is the key.
Step 2: Dress in a flattering fashion. I think I can pass him wearing one of my cleavage showing dresses.
Step 3: Make eye contact. I can definitely do that and stare into his soul for extra measure.
Step 4: Use body language. I need to touch him when I'm talking. Gentle and soft feminine touches. I'm on it.
Step 5: Flirt. I think I can use some of my best pick up lines on him. I'm excellent at flirting.
Step 6: Be upfront. I think being topless is pretty upfront but I can always use sexual innuendoes between conversations.
Step 7: Try playing a game together. I have a game in my mind and it is strip poker. I'm a genius.
Step 8: Use pomegranate. It is written that increase men's sex drives. I'll make a juice bottle for him tonight.
Step 9: Get a haircut. Hmm. Okay, I can do that. I actually need a hair spa day anyway.
Step 10: Share fantasies. Oh, this is a good step. My favourite step. I have so many fantasies.
Step 11: Try a massage. They want me to give Ronin an R rated massage and touch him inappropriately. I'm down for it.
Step 12: Appeal to his erogenous zones. Earlobes, neck, scalp is a highly sexually charged area for men. I need to massage his scalp to get him in the mood.
Step 13: Wear lingerie. I have the sexiest lingerie which is still kept neatly folded inside my closest.
Step 14: Have sexual confidence. Do not be afraid to be dominant. Initiate sexual contact. I think I can follow every single step.
Today I'm getting some earth-shattering sex and no one can stop me from seducing my man.
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