⚠️Warning: Disturbing and inappropriate scenes involving Ozzy Osbourne ahead.⚠️
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*Mallory*
I sat under the shade with Mick in my zebra print bikini swimsuit, sunglasses and flip flops, hair slightly damp from the morning swim I had earlier, sipping a margarita and smoking a cigarette while the guys rested on the pool chairs.
Today was a day off so we all decided to get some sun by the pool and later shop around town for a while, as well as restock our gear.
In a few weeks, of course, we'll be back in Los Angeles, and I'm excited since Nikki and I are gonna be buying our own house soon. Same with Tommy. Mick and Vince already earned enough to get their own houses.
As we relaxed, a girl walked by and caught Vince's and Tommy's attention, making Nikki look over at them.
"How many chicks have you fucked so far?" Nikki then asked Vince.
".... Three," Vince contemplated.
"No, not today. On the tour," Nikki urged, and I chuckled, shaking my head as I sipped my margarita.
"Oh man!" Vince chuckled as he tried to think. "I lost count after that gangbang in Salt Lake City!"
We burst out laughing at that as Nikki laid back.
"That was fun," he snickered as Vince also laid back and I chuckled, shaking my head.
Admittedly, Nikki and I are loyal to each other, but we do tend to open up to orgies and stuff every once in a while depending the party, but nothing private. In other words, I don't sleep alone with other guys, and he doesn't sleep alone with other girls.
Its a strange agreement we made, but its actually made us closer.
"What about you, old man?" Vince asked Mick, who stayed at the table in the shade.
Mick sighed. "Do you ever stop to think that the slobs who fuck you guys probably fuck every other band who comes through town?"
We all looked each other and burst out laughing.
"Yeah!!" Vince laughed. "Yes, they do!!"
Mick just chuckled quietly and shook his head.
"Dude, we're like pussy brothers with the whole scene," Tommy gawked, and the guys laughed.
I couldn't help but laugh as well.
"Well, I happen to have respect for myself and the females of our species," Mick stated. "Unlike you animals. Lucky for Nikki and the rest of us, Mal actually has morals."
I chuckled. "Thanks, Mick."
We then we hear a clang by the pool gate and see Ozzy walk in, wearing a yellow dress for some reason.
"Let's have some fucking fun, huh?" he called out in a bit of a slur for everyone at the pool.
"Morning, Oz!" Nikki called out as Ozzy started to walk over, but then approached an elderly couple a few feet away from us.
"You guys need some drinks, eh?" He asked, the couple nodding before suddenly Oz turned around and lifted the skirt up, mooning the couple. "Well drinks are on me!"
Between his cheeks, a dollar bill poked out.
We all groaned and looked away for a second.
"Take it! Go on!" Ozzy encouraged, shaking his butt a bit at the old woman. "Come on! Its like a piggy bank in there!"
I couldn't help but laugh hysterically at the scene.
"All right, I'll just leave it there for ya," he said, dropping the dollar bill and walking off towards us. "Drinks are on me!!! Drinks are on me!"
"Morning, Oz," Tommy laughed, raising his glass to him.
"I'll take a refill," Nikki snickered as Oz walked towards him.
Ozzy then lifted his skirt and flashed Nikki, making us all groan and look away laughing. Even Mick couldn't help but laugh.
"Gross," Tommy laughed as Ozzy dropped the skirt.
"Sorry, didn't see the lovely lady there," he said as he winked at me.
"All's good, Oz," I chuckled with an eyeroll as Ozzy went to the lifeguard tower and I blew smoke in the air, away from Mick and the guys.
"I gotta hand it to you, Oz," Nikki said as I decided to walk over and sit by his side, his arm around my bare waist. "All these years, and you're still keeping up with us kids."
"Keeping up with them?" Ozzy asked as he climbed the lifeguard tower. "I've fucking lapped you, mate!"
We all laughed as he took a seat up there.
"Now come here and have a talk with your Uncle Oz," he said, motioning us all over. "Come on, come on."
We all got up, Nikki helping me stand before joining Vince and Tommy, and I put out my cigarette and went to help Mick, who just nodded at me with his hand up, and I understood as he got up and walked over and I decided to stand by him.
"Now, this is your first real tour, right?" he nodded at the guys. "I want you to be careful."
We all looked at Oz as he continued.
"Have fun.... But know when to say when," he warned, actually sounding serious, and making us look at each other. "Because a life full of booze, drugs, and unprotected sex is only gonna fuck you up, man."
The guys quietly chuckled as Oz continued.
"I mean, you take it too far, and you'll go fucking mad!" he said, gripping the sides of his head.
We all nodded as he then pointed at me.
"And I mean that for the ladies, too. Watch out, and know when to say when, love," he said.
I nodded.
Ozzy suddenly jumped down from the lifeguard tower, Tommy and Vince trying to catch him as me, Mick and Nikki flinched a bit.
"Now give me a straw, I fancy a bump," Ozzy said, holding his hand out.
"Oh man," Nikki mumbled.
"All right, we're all out of blow, dude," Tommy said.
"Man, we're out," Vince said.
"Yeah, blame Tommy," I scoffed.
"I said I want a bump," Ozzy said sternly. "Straw, please."
We stood confused as Tommy then pulled the straw from his bourbon, shaking the excess liquid from it before handing it to him.
"Okay," he said as we all looked at each other.
Oz had this mischievous grin on his face before going down to the ground, straw in his nostril, and....
"Ohh, fuck," Nikki groaned as we stared in shock.
"Oohh," I said as Ozzy snorted up the ants on the ground before standing back up, sniffing a bit and rubbing his nose, Tommy laughing excitedly.
"You think you're ready for that, man?" Ozzy asked. "Do ya?"
He then flicked the straw at Vince, who laughed along with Tommy.
"Huh? Do you think you're ready for that?" Ozzy asked as he then pulled up the dress and started to urinate by the pool.
"Oh!" Vince said as we all looked away.
"Sorry!" Tommy called out at the guests who watched in disgust, Ozzy looking as relaxed as he could be.
He soon stopped and turned towards us, confused.
"Everybody else has a drink," he said, then shrugged and got back down on the ground and immediately began to lick up his piss from the ground.
"Ooohhh!!!" Tommy shouted as we laughed hysterically and I dropped to the chair nearby in surprise, Nikki moving away as Vince and Tommy shouted in shock, everyone also shouting and screaming as Ozzy licked up his own urine.
"You're a god, dude!" Tommy exclaimed as I sat by Vince on the pool chair, still in shock but laughing a bit as Ozzy stood back up.
Nikki then smirked evilly and handed me my drink.
"Crazy fucker," he snickered as walked up.
"Oh, Nikki," Mick said as we realized what he was gonna do.
"Watch this," Nikki said as he started to unzip his pants
"Babe, no," I begged.
"Nikki, please don't," Tommy said, but it was too late.
Nikki started to pee on the same spot Ozzy just licked up.
"Oohh," Tommy said, covering his mouth in shock.
"Aah!" Nikki sighed with relief as he finished, zipping his pants back up.
Nikki then went to lick it up, when Ozzy suddenly shoved him aside and got back down.
"No! No!" Tommy shouted as Ozzy then licked up Nikki's piss and we all screamed in shock, Vince and I looking away as we laughed hysterically and tried to move away from it, everyone else looking in disgust as we jumped over the pool chairs laughing.
"I can't unsee that!!" Tommy shouted in laughter.
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*Nikki*
After the hectic day at the pool, followed by the regular hotel complaints and shopping soon afterwards, we all headed to a nearby bar and grill and enjoying drinks and food.
"Mötley Crüe!" an accented voice said and we turn to see a man around the same age as us, dressed somewhat dapperly with a top hat and red coat. "You all alright?"
We were all quiet as we looked at each other.
"Oh," he said, then introduced himself. "Razzle. Hanoi Rocks."
"Hey, I've heard of you guys. UK, right? You're the drummer." Mal asked.
"That's right, love," He smiled.
"What's up, man?" Tommy greeted happily as they shook hands and we also greeted them.
"We're touring the states for the first time, mate," he said.
"All right Sit down," I motioned to the seat next to Vince as he moved aside. "Join us."
Razzle sat down next to Vince and second later suddenly shot up from his seat.
"Fucking hell!!" he exclaimed as he shot up and we couldn't help but laugh as his reaction as the girl poked her head out, and got hold of his tie.
Razzle slowly sat back down, understanding what was going on and smirking a little as he accepted it and we all laughed.
"I fucking love America!!" he shouted, and we cheered him on.
"Yeah, boy!" Tommy cheered with a laugh.
"I love this guy, man!" Vince laughed.
The rest of the night we enjoyed Razzle's company, and got to talk a lot about each other's bands, and he even offered to recommend us for a European tour with Hanoi Rocks one day.
Soon we finished and pay for our check, heading back to the hotel to rest up for the big show tomorrow.
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I am at a complete loss of words. He was basically still a kid, and had so much left to live for. Rest in peace, Cameron Boyce. You were an amazing, talented young man and you will be greatly missed. 🙏🏻💔🕊
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