"Riley, quit it!"
"Quit what?"
"It!"
"What am I doing?"
"You're being rude!"
"My bad."
"Why are you crying?"
"I am, aren't I?"
"Are you okay?"
"Yes, I'm fine!"
"Woah, what's wrong?"
"I'm pregnant and it's screwing with me!"
"..."
"..."
"Y-You're what?"
"I'm preggers."
"Oh my god. RILEY! THAT'S AMAZING!"
"But it's not yours."
"WHAT?!"
"I'm kidding, love me."
"YOU'RE TERRIBLE! BUT I STILL LOVE YOU, I'M TOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW TO CARE!"
"I LOVE YOU TOO! AND I'M HAPPY TOO BUT I'M MISERABLE!"
"GET OVER IT!"
"FINE!"
"LET'S LOOK UP BABY NAMES!"
"OKAY!"